Long D

[Flaurus R]

Dinosaur / EARTH

Level: 9

ATK/DEF: 3300/2100

Effect: You can Special Summon this card (from your hand) by sending 1 "Little D" from your hand or field to the Graveyard. If this card is Summoned: You can return all Set Spell/Trap cards your opponent control to the hand, then your opponent lose 500 LP for each card. If this card is destroyed by a card effect: You can add 1 Dinosaur-Type monster from your Deck to your hand. Once per turn: You can destroy 1 other Dinosaur-Type monster you control; your opponent lose LP equal to the original ATK of the destroyed monster.

[MUDKIPISAWESOME!!!]

Because, you know, this isn't awkward at all for anyone who knows people with sixth-grade humor levels - my brother walked by right as I clicked this and laughed for five minutes straight about the card name.

Anyways, I like this card, but Tyranno Infinity plays - Survival Instinct to banish 12 Dinosaurs, Summon this guy, Summon Infinity, destroy Infinity to deal 12000 damage to your opponent…and your opponent giggles because they teched in some janky Kuriboh monsters to discard for this sort of thing. But seriously, you remove the possibility of them stopping its effect by Summoning it, then get out some nice high-ATK Dinos and go to town with effect damage. Don't get me wrong, I'd play it, it just feels…kind of like a prehistoric howitzer.

[Flash Flyer - Sakura]

Yeah, the joke exists. 

 

But that being said, I'm not fond of this card's SS condition, even though people don't even run Little D (some random Vanilla from long ago; moving on); should be removed. Rest of the card is generally fine for the most part; one-sided backrow bounce works, search on destruction is okay and burn sort of goes in flavor with what they do. Like the above user mentioned, blowing up Tyranno Infinity and then swinging is a possible use for this (it gets better because of that new toy they got in Miscellaneosaurus, or however you spell it).