Monty Python & the Holy Grail (Joke Cards)

[gmilb97]

Some silly cards with seriously over-powered effects. Enjoy! :)

 

 

Killer Rabbit Clip

 

 

Effect: Any Attack Position monster that battles this card is automatically destroyed before damage calculation.

 

 

 

The Black Knight Clip

 

 

Effect: When this card is summoned, place 4 "Flesh Wound" counters on it. If this card would be destroyed, you may instead remove 1 Flesh Wound Counter and reduce this card's ATK and DEF by 500. If there are no Flesh Wound counters on this card, destroy it.

 

 

 

Taunting Frenchman Clip

 

 

Effect: Once per turn, during your opponent's Battle Phase, you may force one of your opponent's monsters to attack this Defense position monster.

 

 

 

The Knights who say NI! Clip

 

 

Effect: Once per turn, if this card is attacked, you may change the attacking monster to defense position. Your opponent may return this card to your hand by banishing a Plant-type monster from their hand, deck, or graveyard.

 

 

 

"RUN AWAY!" Clip

 

 

Effect: Activate only when a monster(s) on your side of the field is destroyed. Return all other monsters to your hand. 

 

 

 

Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Clip

 

 

Effect: This card cannot be prevented or negated in any way. This card can only be played while you have no monsters on the field. Destroy 1 monster your opponent controls, along with up to two adjacent monsters. 

 

 

 

EDIT P.S. These card are not intended to be balanced or functional, but feel free to use them in a casual game, just for kicks. 

[Flash Flyer - Sakura]

I'll go through these very quickly:

• Killer Rabbit: Effect is fine, but really needs an OPT on it somewhere (otherwise, change it to destroy AFTER damage calculation). Yes, effect removal exists, but you cannot use that as justification to having it kill anything that attacks it. Not like Superheavy Samurai care or anything.
• Black Knight: Guess you can have this wall long enough if you Summon this, but yeah. Not like Skill Drain.dek exists and this isn't a free 20/20 beater.
• Frenchman: Inverted Monarch stats (at least DEF-wise) coupled with a redirection effect is pushing it. Lower the DEF to maybe 1900-2200. Anything above this mark generally has a condition that requires it to be summoned or some other negative thing.
• Knights: Fine, I guess softening the opponent won't do anything silly (given it's OPT). IDK why that other condition exists though; it's not like Predaplants and the like aren't a thing though.
• RUN AWAY: Not fond of this being a full field bounce to be honest, though in practice, either it punishes the opponent for overextending (especially with ED monsters) or with the new mechanics, suppose Pendulums can return to the hand and not be forced into Linked Zones.
• Grenade: Yeah, this is where the design gets somewhat questionable. Sure, you can't have a monster out when this is used, but what's to stop you from going second and then blowing up 2-3 monsters. That being said, it does require that stuff is adjacent to each other, but with Links existing, this will become much more common than you think. (Come to think of it, I don't think people really space out their cards on the field even without Links existing)
  • (Yes, we have Raigeki which does much more, but recall that is Limited in TCG, whereas this one can be hypothetically used at maximum; assuming Konami doesn't ban/limit this if ever released)

I don't know if you saw the announcement to the section rules, but due to VRAINS being released and the field setup being altered, you are required to tag your threads if they are designed for ARC-V (the older setup). In RUN AWAY, I mentioned Linked Zones as a consequence of the new setup. Did you intend for these cards to function in the older format or newer? (By default, no tag = current setup).

 

Another thing is that you should avoid using real images for cards.

[gmilb97]

Just realized I posted this in the wrong section, but I've also tried to move it to the Joke/Overpowered section and I'm apparently barred from starting a topic there.