Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 CowCow was just taking his usual stroll in the woods. For all the gold jewelry and lowriders we see him with, he is quite the natural world connoisseur. However, this stroll through the woods was anything but normal. CowCow seemingly forgot the tales that have kept many on the farm away from these woods for so long. Tales of aliens to humanoid cows to three headed cow cerebus hybrids to even an eight headed cow hybrid have been told, but, CowCow was feeling like living dangerously today. Or he genuinely forgot. He's busy. Eventually, CowCow came into a deep point in the woods, and his peaceful walk turned into anything but when he saw a three headed cow cerebus hybrid on the hunt. CowCow immediately hid, noting that this creature was more terrifying than anything he ever saw, and this is coming from the cow who once shattered a meteor with one strike. Unfortunately, a UFO started to zap CowCow, which caused him to run from his hiding spot, and right into the cow cerebus, who simply gave CowCow the most malicious smile he has ever seen.!CowCow and the terrifying creature locked eyes, but, the aliens then zapped CowCow again, and, the cow cerebus and the aliens proceeded to drag him into the deepest parts of the woods. No one has seen CowCow since. Some believe CowCow himself is now a cow cerebus hybrid. Others believe CowCow was the legendary eight headed cow hydra the whole time, and happens to be a big troll. Others think that CowCow is a faker, and, is actually relaxing somewhere in the Mediterranean. Some even think that CowCow is actually a nonexistent cow make up by some guy living in Wisconsin. Crazy, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 Then how is he looking for a retainer? This doesn't line up with canon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 Then how is he looking for a retainer?This doesn't line up with canonHow do you know he isn't the legendary cow hydra looking for his next victim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 tfw i spelled cerebus wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(GigaDrillBreaker) Posted July 13, 2017 Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 tfw i spelled cerebus wrongyou mean Cerberus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutant Monster RAEG-HAPYP Posted July 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2017 you mean Cerberusyes tfw i did it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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