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BREAKING NEWS: CowCow discovers he can fire chocolate milk from his mouth.


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“I was in udder disbelief,” said CowCow. “The only way my dairy empire could even sell chocolate milk was because of Tayshaun the Cow, but he left after Dad found out that he wanted to date a thot. Dad give him the scariest ass whooping I’ve seen since the time I accidentally made Dad surrender to France. That damn belt still haunts me.”

 

However, due to this, CowCow has also beefed up security. He will now be protected by an elite special forces unit known as the Cattle SEALs. He ain’t giving your broke ass free chocolate milk. He’ll give you a job, though. Maybe. He does need a new propaganda advertising manager.

 

EDIT: There was always Kanye the Cow, but Kanye the Cow and CowCow haven’t had the best relations ever since Kanye the Cow jumped on stage and said “Imma let you finish but that female bovine should have won this or something idk.”

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