Bakura Vessal Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 The Secret to all you Relationship problems! [spoiler=8 Easy Stps to get a date (Not no cheesy pick up lines either)] 1. Find someone you like. 2. Make contact. Start a conversation. 3. Talk about yourself' date=' and encourage them to talk about themselves. 4. When they say something impressive, begin expressing romantic interest. 5. When you see some interest from the other person, casually set up a meeting in a purely social place. (Mall) 6. At the date don't act like you are in kindergarten. Make eye contact and compliment him or her. Be nice. Act like the world was made for you two. 7. Be friendly! If you're mean, they will lose interest in you. 8. If anything comes up about your parents,talk about them like they're the greatest person you'll ever meet. Both males and females likes somebody that respects their parents. [/quote'] Too general to work for the intended audience. I fell out of my chair laughing at that!!! Seriously' date=' what pleasure do you get out of making others feel bad on a "Post your problems" thread? Think it makes you l33t? Think it makes you cool? No. All it does is make you look like a major league idiot! You may be a 6-Star member, but that doesn't make you better than anyone else here. EDIT: I agree with cameronsdog. I'm done. Let's move on! :D[/quote'] +1 because you actually did not ever continue arguing after stating that last line. I didn't make this thread to start argumentsBloodrun' date=' if you don't want to read everyone's problems, then don't look at this thread ~Clariex[/color'] Did you read this line? and i am yet to find someone who likes me that way *sigh Seems a bit more like a sobby complaint than the type of post intended for this thread. Bloods complaining about this quote are completely justified' date=' because he should not be a whiny b-tch. He can post it in a less.... I deserve to have a girlfriend NAO... sort of way, with less bias, so he should. Gas is prices are bad but because im 14 i dont care :) plus i own a bike a triked out out bike kindaf like a an electrick scooter my dad helped me fix it to run on ethonal i think thts how its spelled pluse if i run out o gas i can just peadle it gets me were i need to go and its fun im working on some kind of thing that i can carry stuuf on the back like a trunk of a car i havent done anything with it yet cause ive been lazy i wish i had i pic to show you it even has cup holderss because its hard to drink while riding a bike edit: umm hey you no if you just stop talking about it the argument would just float away Motor Scooters are fun :). I choose to walk over driving. Oh, and you're asking SOS to stop.... Fat Chance, he reacts whenever anything is thrown his way. He can get annoying really, but its the way he is. Meh, try picking on him yourself, it's kinda fun when you're the one who is spitting fire. Lawl at Static and color text.i have already stopped arguing ^ _ ^ anyway don't be so hostile to me all the time he started the argument anyway What hostility? Calling someone annoying is not the least bit hostile.i was also meaning other threads too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 They can blast it up all they want. I'll blast my music up louder. Lol' date=' when ever [b']I[/b] get annoyed by someone's musicI dance to it, in front of them,and then slowy start takin my clothes off.. Some people are stupid >_> I've actually had to get naked quite a view times, before they realize I want them to turn their music off... That was your worst yet! And, next time you do it...pics <_<. Sorry lol.I was focusing more on the humor, then the grammar... Right, I'll make sure to get that pic of the shloang for you Master KA ^_^ You never learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 That would cause a LOT of problems on here. Please don't post those. :X (That was a really funny story, though. I would have never thought to do something like that.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 That would cause a LOT of problems on here. Please don't post those. :X (That was a really funny story' date=' though. I would have never thought to do something like that.)[/quote'] lol, some things just require out of the box thinking.Or, in this case, our of the clothes... ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 That would cause a LOT of problems on here. Please don't post those. :X (That was a really funny story' date=' though. I would have never thought to do something like that.)[/quote'] lol, some things just require out of the box thinking.Or, in this case, our of the clothes... ^_^ what if one of them rang the police? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 That would cause a LOT of problems on here. Please don't post those. :X (That was a really funny story' date=' though. I would have never thought to do something like that.)[/quote'] Lol, some things just require out of the box thinking.Or, in this case, out of the clothes... ^_^ I stole KA Flame's job ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 That would cause a LOT of problems on here. Please don't post those. :X (That was a really funny story' date=' though. I would have never thought to do something like that.)[/quote'] Lol, some things just require out of the box thinking.Or, in this case, out of the clothes... ^_^ I stole KA Flame's job ^_^ Didn't you hear?I'm Asian!And SOS, they do, but by then they've just been slammed by the cocker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 That would cause a LOT of problems on here. Please don't post those. :X (That was a really funny story' date=' though. I would have never thought to do something like that.)[/quote'] Lol, some things just require out of the box thinking.Or, in this case, out of the clothes... ^_^ I stole KA Flame's job ^_^ Zomg no wai. I'm telling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 they do' date=' but by then they've just been slammed by the cocker![/b'] That is one of the best lines I have heard anyone say EVER! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 they do' date=' but by then they've just been slammed by the cocker![/b'] That is one of the best lines I have heard anyone say EVER! LOL Lol.Thank you. Thank you.I'll be here all week. Lol, I try. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 they do' date=' but by then they've just been slammed by the cocker![/b'] That is one of the best lines I have heard anyone say Ever! Lol. Never use more than one capital!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!!one!!!!!eleven!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Oooookay... So, who else has a problem with younger siblings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Eh...my older brother Overdosed on Liquid Morphine and is now in Sifton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Eh...my older brother Overdosed on Liquid Morphine and is now in Sifton. Is that why you have a problem with grammer?Oh Yeah!Oh NOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Eh...my older brother Overdosed on Liquid Morphine and is now in Sifton. Is that why you have a problem with grammar?Oh Yeah!Oh NOO! Zomg, you spelt grammar wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 If the Kool-Aid man burst through my wall, this is what would happen: 1) I would curse at him for breaking through my wall2) Beat the ever-living %&*# out of him/her/it/whatever it is3) Call the cops4) Make him repair the wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Eh...my older brother Overdosed on Liquid Morphine and is now in Sifton. Is that why you have a problem with grammar?Oh Yeah!Oh NOO! Zomg' date=' you spelt grammar wrong.[/quote'] Nahh, I like Grammer. And, Saturn.Crazy Cock'n Dance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 If the Kool-Aid man burst through my wall' date=' this is what would happen: 1) I would curse at him for breaking through my wall2) Beat the ever-living %&*# out of him/her/it/whatever it is3) Call the cops4) Make him repair the wall[/quote'] You cannot kill thy Kool-aid man. He'll wash the floor with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 they do' date=' but by then they've just been slammed by the cocker![/b'] That is one of the best lines I have heard anyone say EVER! LOL that line will be in alot of sig lulz trust me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Sure I can kill the Kool-Aid Man..... All I need is a rock.....or a baseball bat.......or a shotgun..... :D (Violent, aren't I?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Sure I can kill the Kool-Aid Man..... All I need is a rock.....or a baseball bat.......or a shotgun..... :D (Violent' date=' aren't I?)[/quote'] All I need, is a radio, and some loud music. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Sure I can kill the Kool-Aid Man..... All I need is a rock.....or a baseball bat.......or a shotgun..... :D (Violent' date=' aren't I?)[/quote']to kill kool aid man you have to put tape over his mouth so he cannot say OH YEAH!!! and he will explode from the pressure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Sure I can kill the Kool-Aid Man..... All I need is a rock.....or a baseball bat.......or a shotgun..... :D (Violent' date=' aren't I?)[/quote'] All I need, is a radio, and some loud music. ^_^ Such as Children of Bodom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Sure I can kill the Kool-Aid Man..... All I need is a rock.....or a baseball bat.......or a shotgun..... :D (Violent' date=' aren't I?)[/quote'] All I need, is a radio, and some loud music. ^_^ Such as Children of Bodom! Lol.Sad, but true... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 Sure I can kill the Kool-Aid Man..... All I need is a rock.....or a baseball bat.......or a shotgun..... :D (Violent' date=' aren't I?)[/quote'] All I need, is a radio, and some loud music. ^_^ Such as Children of Bodom! Lol.Sad, but true... I'll take that as a compliment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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