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Hey all

 

This is bhim.

 

Most of you probably know me as JerryFreelance...

 

So that means most of you probably hate me haha

 

Here's the deal.

 

In the following paragraphs I am going to attempt to prove to you that the dickweed who posted a couple days ago from my account was not me.

 

Some of you may believe me, and most of you probably won't. Not my problem. I do not ask for you to believe me, as you are all entitled to your own opinions. Some kid had a little fun at my expense. Good for him/her, bad for me... Right?

 

Now I have to clear things up.

 

I'll start by saying this: It wasn't me.

 

Do you have to believe this? By all means don't.

 

I'm not trying to prove it to half of you.

 

Most of you kids don't even know who I am.

 

I'm trying to prove it to those who knew me. Those who have been here for longer than ten minutes. Those who once had respect for me.

 

Here's how I'll prove it to you.

 

First of all, the last post I've ever made on these forums was in like, May.

 

The last thing I did was attempt to clear Matt's name from those porn post things... Whatever they were.

 

I changed my password to "pimpalo" and allowed Matt to use my account.

 

Frunk, who had "left" and who had said that he had "no right to ban anyone" banned me.

 

rofl.

 

But no worries.

 

I love my Frunky-poo :]

 

My ban was supposed to be like a week or two, but it somehow became a permaban.

 

I came back to make some huge post on a different account... I guess it was then that I got perma'd.

 

Anyways, I woke up today at 1:15 my time [xD] and got on AIM. Almost instantly, Matt told me that I had been unbanned and then banned again.

 

I was thinking "haha YCMaker made a mistake..." but apparently not?

 

I dunno.

 

Matt then told me that my password had been somehow leaked, and most of the members knew it. So I came back to the site and checked it out. I saw a topic saying "My complaint about YCM" and it was by me!

 

So I looked at it and the post was deleted. What I got out of it was a part that Ty had quoted.

 

I gotta say though... Whoever it was trying to impersonate me did a fairly solid job... They used capital letters and everything!

 

One fatal flaw I found though. He/she said "Freelance, out!" Those of you who know me know that I never referred to myself as "Jerry" or "Freelance" or "JerryFreelance," but "bhim." I always referred to myself as "bhim" for I was always "bhim."

 

And I never said "bhim, out!" or anything like that... On top of that, I never used the word "gay" as a disrespectful term. On the contrary, if you were being stupid, I would call you "homophobic." Starting to see a trend here?

 

haha that doesn't even make sense: "ban me if you like, I'm fed up!"

 

roflroflroflroflroflyou'reanidiotroflroflroflroflroflrofl

 

What does that even mean?

 

I went to the "all posts" function for my old account and looked at some of them.

 

Basically the only things I can point out are really small things that show that it isn't me...

 

Maybe you'll believe me, maybe they're too small for you...

 

Nevertheless..........

 

In a thread titled "Name Change," JerryFreelance posted:

 

"I like Mon94key, but Monks sounds good. I guess :/"

 

If you ever talk to me, this should be fairly obvious... I always type "=/" everywhere haha

 

But never ":/"

 

How small is that?

 

Whatever... Don't believe me if you don't want to.

 

In some fan-fic ideas thread, the impostor posted:

 

"Meh. All these ideas = sheet. Besides from Umbra's. Anyway, with Faint writing a Fan Fic, nothings gonna work. Lemme do it. I'll do it twenny times better."

 

I don't even know who Faint is, so I wouldn't be so quick to judge like that.

 

"nothing's"

 

"twenty"

 

And as many times as I've tried writing a fan-fiction, it's never been seen through... So no, I don't think I would be able to do it twenty times better than anyone other than a naked mole rat that goes by the name of Henrietta.

 

In a thread called "Really?," the impostor posted:

 

"Yeah, I'm back. I was never perma'd. My ban was only a week. But YCMaker or some other idiot f*cked it up. Less QQ. Freelance, out!'

 

My ban initially was only a week, maybe two [iDR] but following that, I was permabanned.

 

Here's where it becomes REALLY OBVIOUS.

 

I have NEVER and WILL NEVER say anything as retarded as "Less QQ."

 

You know that.

 

I jabroni at people who use words like "epic" and "fail" and "win" and crap like that.

 

I wouldn't be caught dead saying "Less QQ." It pains me to know that I even know the second half to that godforsaken saying.

 

And "Freelance out?"

 

WTF??!?!

 

I never refer to myself as "Freelance," as stated earlier. I am and forever will be bhim, no matter how many times my name changes. bhim. Not Bhim. Not beam. Not be-him. bhim.

 

Simple azzat.

 

Now, I have an idea as to who it is. A member named "Eternity" made some post about how YCM is effing insane.

 

http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/showthread.php?tid=57016

 

In this thread, he/she used basically the same writing style as JerryFreelance did upon unbanning.

 

He/she even said "I'm out" in post 8.

 

Believe me or don't... What you choose to do is not my problem. I have made my case. Now it's up to you.

 

Questions and or comments, post 'em and I shall answer to the best of my abilities... Assuming I don't get banned prior to that for breaching a ban or double accounting.

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Thanks glass :]

 

As soon as I saw you were the one who posted I knew it'd be cool

 

I know that it may not change... And to be honest, I'm not actually trying to get it changed.

 

I probably don't even have much time for this site anymore, but if I go, I want to leave with respect.

 

I don't want my name soiled by some kid who wants to have some fun.

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I have no idea who it was, but they seemed to have some trend in commenting bad things in my threads. So, whoever it was was probably someone who had a grudge against me.

 

Most people who knew you knew that it wasn't you, Matt, for instance, said it "wasn't your style of typing". I now understand what he meant.

 

You should be unbanned, as now I have read this post I find it clear that it could not have been you who posted those things.

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Thanks all who believe me haha

 

Ahh this is the Flare who that guy was talking about

 

Nice to meet you bud.

 

FM6: Matt and Flare probably spoke on AIM or MSN or something of the like.

 

Matt got hecka banned, didn't he?

 

And I'm pretty sure he was on after that... At least until like, May or April... I could be wrong though =/

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Thanks all who believe me haha

 

Ahh this is the Flare who that guy was talking about

 

Nice to meet you bud.

 

FM6: Matt and Flare probably spoke on AIM or MSN or something of the like.

 

Matt got hecka banned' date=' didn't he?

 

And I'm pretty sure he was on after that... At least until like, May or April... I could be wrong though =/

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Nice to meet you too.

 

If I am not mistaken, Matt got perma'd after the supposive "raid by him". Then someone kept unbanning him, and someone else kept banning him again. Not to mention Danilus short return where he unbanned Matt.

 

And yes, I speak to Matt on MSN, and I am part of his site; SXR (Summa Crossroads).

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When was the first time?

 

I don`t know anything about you or your ancient account that was "spammed to death", but that Eternity deserves not only to be banned to this forum, but he should even be banned to all forums. He must be some kind of brainless teenager. Thanks God they are rare.

 

Well, goos luck with that. And is you happen to get back you account, delete all spam posts that ************ did.

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