Guest KAJN Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 Oh oh, let me just tell you something that pisses me off. I was playing with my friend outside that day, right? So we were playing when this boy comes and pushes my friend. He stayed bugging him for a while until I entered this fight. So it was quite good, we were talking until I just said something that scared him. Of course he screamed and ran away. After a period of 20 to 40 minutes he brought his big brother. Let me tell you what happened next. 1 2 3 me and my friend ran but still he chased us until........ I don't know a long place. After that I wasn't really scared. I was nearly his size. So I just stood out like an idiot as he came along and starts pushing me. I was really annoyed back then. So I started this little thing. I just pushed him real hard until he fell on his brother. Now let me tell you the expressions. Me: I was.......... just mouth opened and laughing. My Friend: On the floor can't stop laughing. The Big idiot: In PAIN!!!. His brother: Like a fried egg on the ground. Now his face was really red. He was looking dead. After that I just went walking home but still pissed because all of these things had to happen. I may turn this into a video because I have some footage of it. Now does anyone have a story that pisses him off or a story typical to this? Please share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
「tea.leaf」 Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 Oh! Perhaps I should share the fights with dad! They're quite amusing and gratifying for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 wtf?!you sound like a rampaging girlholly sweet lordhow old are you?i mean, your talking about the same thing throughout the whole paragraphbut you go one point in time to another, then back, the forwar, then back, then back, then forward, then you repeat it over again, then you finally got to your point. thats what pisses me off -.-" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KAJN Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 Ok I said anything thats typical. Thats typical. ;) But what do you exactly mean by fights? Like kick punch whirlwind kick? Or just shout - shout? Girl? No I faced him fairly at the end. What are you talking about. I ran because I was near my house. And if my mother saw she would just come out and make trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 Ok I said anything thats typical. Thats typical. ;) But what do you exactly mean by fights? Like kick punch whirlwind kick? Or just shout - shout? Girl? No I faced him fairly at the end. What are you talking about. I ran because I was near my house. And if my mother saw she would just come out and make trouble. if you want my opinion about fight, why didnt you just say so. I love fights, its the only time i can actually do what i want to do.punch a guy in the face?no problembreak a guys arm?no biggie.break a guys nose while not breaking a sweat?awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 I've only been in one fight. And it involved me and my bass player. I was really high (I don't get high anymore) and he was being a prick. In the middle of rehearsal he told me that I wasn't doing it right and that I needed to stop being such a funk up. So I tackled him and started punching him in the face. Then he managed to roll over and pin me on bottom and start punching me in the face until I couldn't move. I was just laying there immobile completely. I wasn't knocked out, but I was about as close as it gets too it. :| They had to take me to the hospital and then a dentist because I broke my nose and lost my front tooth. I=epic fail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KAJN Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 Lol, I've been in loads of fights. And most of them were Uber Great. I mostly survive because I dodge XD but still punches, whirlwind kicks, etc are necessary. But thanks for your concern :P Why didn't you just take his bass guitar and break it on his head? Not so hard you know. Who needs friends when you have an oven to cook on? (random) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
「tea.leaf」 Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 Dad always loses, no matter what, even physically. I've been in two situations where I could've... Well, let's just say it wasn't going to be pretty if I finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 Lol' date=' I've been in loads of fights. And most of them were Uber Great. I mostly survive because I dodge XD but still punches, whirlwind kicks, etc are necessary. But thanks for your concern :P Why didn't you just take his bass guitar and break it on his head? Not so hard you know. Who needs friends when you have an oven to cook on? (random)[/size'] Lol If I would have hit him so hard in the head with a bass that it broke, he would be dead. XD And my phrase is "Who needs friends when there are boobies?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creator Russo Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 Kwl. Make a video. I have this weird fashion statement where i clip a clothes peg to my shirt. Well, this kid at school started pushing me around, saying i was flirting with his girlfriend. He was being paranoid about me because 1. I sat next to his girfriend 2. I used to go out with his girlfriend. Also i talked to her alot because we were still mates. It started to get really bad. The phsyco was shovin me against walls and nickin stuff out of my bag ad all sorts. Then once he tried to punch me. I ducked under the punch and wedged the peg between his two ankle bones (tibia and fibia) before letting go so it cliped onto his skin. He went running up the field yelling and looking slightly like he was doing one of those headbanging thing when you bring your knee up to your forehead. (Itried that once and kneed myself in the nose). He didn't bother me again.:lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyhe Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Fighting somtimes could be so enjoyable, except if you were in it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2sick4u Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Fighting somtimes could be so enjoyable' date=' except if you were in it...[/quote']So.. You're.. A pansy?As long as it's not you, it's fun. -_-". Ever-noble is Raviel. Wow.Tea leaf. O.o. Didn't respect you till now. ;].Thought you were a bit of a Funny-smart-assey-Always-with-a-quip person.And yet.You're a funny-smart-assey-always-with-a-quip-and-an-assh*le-father person. =]. Zomgzz. Willie. You cannot fight with inferior motor skillz. The pot needs to be absent if you want your nose to not be.. Right-angled.. O.o. Meh. I've had a few fights myself.But my schools.. yeah. Public. Everyone fights.O.o.I did get my ass handed to me by a like, rival school once.Cool story. ^_^.I was on the soccer team.. (Yeah.. Soccer.. Woo.. O.o) And, we went to a neighboring school for a normal match. So, at the field, I got ready, and when I looked up, saw a bunch of wager's playing around at this long jump pit right next to the soccer field. I decided they were douchebags, went over for a drink, they tried to diss me, kind of did, I replied with a half-crummy comeback, and then.. Yeah. They, being douchebags, got all "Offended" and "Challenged." The "leader" came up to me and said "Yo what ****, we don't like the back-chat." Or something. Now, here's were temptation sucks, since this guys voice made me believe they put helium in acid. Yep, it was uber-high pitched. Like, Mickey Mouse x5. I dissed him back with yet another crummy helium joke. And then, I walk off. Go back to my team, look down at my friend tying his shoe up, turn around and see the helium dude with his 6' 5" tall friend coming over to me. I turned back around and said.. "Hey.. Buddy.. Would you be pissed if I pissed of half the school's gangster population?" Him: "... Yeah. Since you make me fight with you, I'd be Epicly pissed." "Huh. Really? Funny story.." And then, yeah, abit of push and shove until the big guy made his entrance. O.o. Tackled me and then, surprisingly, punched me without knocking me out. Considering his fist was the size of my face, I felt rather great. .. Yeah. Went on like that for a little bit until the teacherz realized. That's probably the worst fight I've been in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 wow, what epic stories.....i am practicing some fighting moves right now.....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Yeah, I have one I was in an argument with some boy at school and this is exactly how it happened: *Guy bumps into me*Me: What the hell man watch where you're going.Boy: you better shup before me and my homies beat-up on your white Azz.Me: What the hell do you need other people to beat me up for? you a scared bi*ch or something?Boy: *Gives me a push* Me: *I do one of those trippy motions where you put your foot behind the back of their foot and push*Boy: *falls down*People look and just kinda go "meh whatever".Boy: *Get's up and walks away* Me: *Waits impatiently in line for some damn lunch :P* Thats it short story....the thing that pissed me off the most is that the dude threated to get his friends on me. MORAL: Fight your own fights :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Emo~ Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 this happened at Disney land, cal. *I bump into a 19 year old girl who works at the haunted mansion.*lady: Sorry.Me: Thats ok.Lady: my name is nikki.Me: Freddy.Nikki: you kind of cute, you 16?Me: 14 1/2Nikki: oh.Me: That makeup makes you look scary.Nikki: I am not wearing makeup.She was about my height white skin, long black hair, braces and black eye liner. She was kind of cute. now here is were it gets messed up. Me: Maybe you should try to make you look better.Nikki: Shut up Retard!Me: WTF???Nikki: You and you little goth pet better get your Azz's out of here or I'll call the police. ME: Damn you mean. She calls her brother and he cusses me out in front of small children, WTF.I kicked him in the groined and ran.I HATE the haunted mansion now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RestLess-BoTics Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 I've never been in a fight. People respect me at my school. :)Even though Instinct and I go to a private school, there are still a large quantity of fights and disputes over the smallest things. :p -Glasstin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 I've never been in a fight. People respect me at my school. :)Even though Instinct and I go to a private school' date=' there are still a large quantity of fights and disputes over the smallest things. :p -Glasstin :D[/quote'] Zomg no fishy at the end of your post :O I couldn't imagine you ever getting into a fight. You're too friendly and helpful. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RestLess-BoTics Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 I've never been in a fight. People respect me at my school. :)Even though Instinct and I go to a private school' date=' there are still a large quantity of fights and disputes over the smallest things. :p -Glasstin :D[/quote'] Zomg no fishy at the end of your post :O I couldn't imagine you ever getting into a fight. You're too friendly and helpful. :P Yeah, my fish does that sometimes. And thank you for calling me friendly and helpful. :) -Glasstin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 I've never been in a fight. Mainly because all the kids at my school are like...4'11 :/ I feel tall there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KAJN Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 No I'm not a woosy guys. I wanted to fight but as I said I was next to my house I had to move a bit so I can fight well. Oh and I'm in a martial art so why would I be scared when I'm already trained XD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zephyrmon Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Oh! Perhaps I should share the fights with dad! They're quite amusing and gratifying for me. i have fights with mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 This kid pushed me into a locker. He was cussing at me for no reason. However, I proceeded to make his life a living devil for the next week or so. I would ALWAYS push him, and other people would get mad at him. While running the mile in gym, always stepped on his shoe lace to make him stop. Then it turned into a Yo Momma joke contest. I won, and I guess I got respect from him ^_^ We're not friends, but he finally left me alone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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