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Garlic repels vampires

Source: Most likely based on observation.

Fact: Vampires have sensitive noses and can momentarily be driven off by pungent odors. However' date=' this method of deterrence is unreliable and certainly won't work on an experienced vampire.

 

[b']Crosses repel vampires[/b]

Source: Christian religion.

Fact: Crosses have no effect on vampires.

 

 

Vampires are killed by driving a stake through their heart

Source: Christian religion.

Fact: Because their blood is circulated by skeletal muscles, vampires can easily survive injuries to the heart.

 

 

Vampires burst into flames upon exposure to sunlight

Source: Most likely based on observations of a vampire's extreme reaction to sunlight

Fact: Sunlight renders vampires, with their hyperdilated irises, blind. It also causes neural pathways to fire randomly in the vampire brain, creating an extreme epileptic reaction. As dramatic as this reaction may appear, it will not be enough to start a fire.

 

 

 

 

 

Now, if I may,

 

The first 'vampire' was named Ivan the Impaler.

Now, Ivan was actually a Europeon missionary.

That's how the "Vampires are destroyed by crosses"

theory was originated.

 

Ivan had 2 large wooden stakes in front of his castle gates.

If someone did not listen or offended Ivan in anyway, Ivan

would impale their bodies on the stakes and leave them there

for show.

 

Ivan had a rare blood disease which prevented him from leaving

his home during day when the sun was shining and warm.

Something about Garlic prevented this. I forget though.

 

I learned this back in the 6th grade from my History teacher.

By memory so some things may be off.

 

 

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Garlic repels vampires

Source: Most likely based on observation.

Fact: Vampires have sensitive noses and can momentarily be driven off by pungent odors. However' date=' this method of deterrence is unreliable and certainly won't work on an experienced vampire.

 

[b']Crosses repel vampires[/b]

Source: Christian religion.

Fact: Crosses have no effect on vampires.

 

 

Vampires are killed by driving a stake through their heart

Source: Christian religion.

Fact: Because their blood is circulated by skeletal muscles, vampires can easily survive injuries to the heart.

 

 

Vampires burst into flames upon exposure to sunlight

Source: Most likely based on observations of a vampire's extreme reaction to sunlight

Fact: Sunlight renders vampires, with their hyperdilated irises, blind. It also causes neural pathways to fire randomly in the vampire brain, creating an extreme epileptic reaction. As dramatic as this reaction may appear, it will not be enough to start a fire.

 

 

 

 

 

Now, if I may,

 

The first 'vampire' was named Ivan the Impaler.

Now, Ivan was actually a Europeon missionary.

That's how the "Vampires are destroyed by crosses"

theory was originated.

 

Ivan had 2 large wooden stakes in front of his castle gates.

If someone did not listen or offended Ivan in anyway, Ivan

would impale their bodies on the stakes and leave them there

for show.

 

Ivan had a rare blood disease which prevented him from leaving

his home during day when the sun was shining and warm.

Something about Garlic prevented this. I forget though.

 

I learned this back in the 6th grade from my History teacher.

By memory so some things may be off.

 

 

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k wow you and i read different books

the book i read said that vlad dracul impaled people to his walls wile he ate........and that he was the first dracula

 

to the wiki mobile!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Vlad III' date=' Prince of Wallachia called "Vlad the Impaler" (that is, Vlad Ţepeş, pronounced [ˈtsepeʃ'] in Romanian; also known as Vlad Dracula or simply Dracula, in Romanian Drăculea; 1431 – December 1476), was a Wallachian (southern Romania) voivode. His three reigns were in 1448, 1456–1462, and 1476. Vlad the Impaler is known for the exceedingly cruel punishments he imposed during his reign. In the English-speaking world, Vlad III is best known for (possibly) inspiring the name of the eponymous vampire in Bram Stoker's 1897 novel Dracula.[1]

 

As prince, Vlad maintained an independent policy in relation to the Ottoman Empire[2] and a defender of Wallachia against Ottoman expansionism.

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Garlic repels vampires

Source: Most likely based on observation.

Fact: Vampires have sensitive noses and can momentarily be driven off by pungent odors. However' date=' this method of deterrence is unreliable and certainly won't work on an experienced vampire.

 

[b']Crosses repel vampires[/b]

Source: Christian religion.

Fact: Crosses have no effect on vampires.

 

 

Vampires are killed by driving a stake through their heart

Source: Christian religion.

Fact: Because their blood is circulated by skeletal muscles, vampires can easily survive injuries to the heart.

 

 

Vampires burst into flames upon exposure to sunlight

Source: Most likely based on observations of a vampire's extreme reaction to sunlight

Fact: Sunlight renders vampires, with their hyperdilated irises, blind. It also causes neural pathways to fire randomly in the vampire brain, creating an extreme epileptic reaction. As dramatic as this reaction may appear, it will not be enough to start a fire.

 

 

 

 

 

Now, if I may,

 

The first 'vampire' was named Ivan the Impaler.

Now, Ivan was actually a Europeon missionary.

That's how the "Vampires are destroyed by crosses"

theory was originated.

 

Ivan had 2 large wooden stakes in front of his castle gates.

If someone did not listen or offended Ivan in anyway, Ivan

would impale their bodies on the stakes and leave them there

for show.

 

Ivan had a rare blood disease which prevented him from leaving

his home during day when the sun was shining and warm.

Something about Garlic prevented this. I forget though.

 

I learned this back in the 6th grade from my History teacher.

By memory so some things may be off.

 

 

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k wow you and i read different books

the book i read said that ivan dracul impaled people to his walls wile he ate........

 

to the wiki mobile!!!!!!!!!

 

You like so totally stole that from me dood.

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