JerryFreelance Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necrophia Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Ew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tehodis Posted August 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Doc Robbins: Does this mean that there's more to your cross-contamination theory?Grissom: [grinning] It means that I get to go back to the body farm. Another CSI quote. yay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryFreelance Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Wow... lol you're obsessed... "It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tehodis Posted August 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Yup. best show on T.V. I have seasons 1-6 on DVD. Can't wait for season 7, no matter how disappointing it was. Though the finale rocked. I hate Sara. :K [Grissom and Sara are conducting an experiment, using Greg for a controlled variable]Sara: So relax and lie down on your back.Greg: You know, this is exactly like a dream I had once, except it wasn't in a garage and Grissom wasn't watching.[beat]Greg: That was a different dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryFreelance Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 I hope you realize I don't understand a word you're saying, right? I don't watch CSI, no offense... =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tehodis Posted August 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 You should. C: Grissom: Greg!Greg : Yeah?Grissom: Take off your shoes and socks.Greg: See, now we're getting into this whole strip forensics thing and I'm not too sure I can hang with that - even if you are my boss. Nick: Hey, GregGreg: [looking through the microscope] Shh! I might be looking at the mother of my children here.Nick: Somebody's been putting in way too much overtime.Greg: No, man, this is serious. I had a date last night and this girl has the most impossible green eyes. Just... BAM! Shoulder-length blonde hair, intelligent, and she smells so good.Nick: Cute toes?Greg: Oh, ideal!Nick: Mhmm.Greg: And none are longer than the big toe.Nick: Mhmm.Greg: Both feet. But, you know, what I need to know is what's on the inside?Nick: Oh, what's in her heart?Greg: No... her DNA. And let me tell you, this girl has got some fine epithelials.Nick: [laughing] Dude, you're sick. Man, you've officially lost it!Greg: No, no. There is this guy in Louisville. He charges 300 clams to test your spouse's underwear for foreign DNA. Now, that guy is sick. I'm just a romantic.Nick: But whatever happened to getting to know someone over coffee, letting the relationship evolve? Romantic is sending flowers, not bogarting her skin cells.Greg: Ahh, that's boring. Grissom: A Harvard professor conducted an experiment. Asked a bunch of students to watch a basketball game - count the number of times the ball was passed.Brass: Yeah? Groundbreaking.Grissom: During the game a person dressed in a gorilla suit ran across the court. Afterward, the professor asked the students if they noticed the gorilla. Fifty percent responded, "what gorilla?"Brass: That's wonderful, Gil. If I see a gorilla, I'll arrest it. [Lady Heather opens her door, and sees Grissom]Grissom: May I come in?Lady Heather: What's the magic word?Brass [appears from behind the door]: Warrant? Doc Robbins: Hand me that foot, would you? Catherine: We're mid-case. Why do we have to do this now?Grissom: Well, unless I get these evaluations in, I'll be written up.Catherine: My goals... all right, for starters, I'd like two consecutive nights off. I would like to cut my triples down to 10 instead of the usual 20, and I would love to find a reliable babysitter so I could have myself some kind of a personal life.Grissom: You don't have a personal life?Catherine: Write this down: I haven't had sex in six - no, seven months.Grissom: How can I help?[Her eyes widen]Grissom: You. Advance, I mean. Support Grillows! Down with GSR! Grissom: A girl... in a culvert pipe... at a highway construction site... in the middle of an alfalfa field...[turns to Brass]Grissom: You got anything to add?Brass: Nothing as poetic. Yay for Jimsom Greg: All work and no play makes Greg a dull boy.Grissom: All play and no work makes Greg an unemployed boy. Greg: Right. Greg: Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of beer. Swab one down, run it through CODIS, ninety-eight bottles of beer on the wall. [Looking for clues in a messy trailer]Nick: People are pigs.Grissom: Don't insult the pigs, Nick. They're actually very clean. [a rat has just climbed out of a murder victim's mouth]Brass: Whoa.Grissom: I think she just ratted herself out. Brass: What are you doing after work?Grissom: More work. [After Nick leaves the Trace lab, after getting his results from Hodges]Hodges: "Thank you Hodges for performing that incredibly elaborate test requiring copious concentration and an advanced degree." Brass: Hey, look what I found: a knife with blood on it.Grissom: Hey, look what I found: dead guy. Grissom: So, let's see. You surf, you scuba dive. You're into latex, you like fashion models and Marilyn Manson. And you also have a coin collection?Greg: Weird, ha?Grissom: Well, I race cockroaches. Nick: [Archie was talking to Nick about a Star Trek episode] You need a girlfriend.Archie: You first. Catherine: How about the grill marks?Hodges: [sarcastic] Oh, yeah, I'll just run it through the hot dog appliances database. Warrick: Who brings a gun to a knife fight?Grissom: The winner? Grissom: I tend not to believe people; they lie. The evidence never lies. Greg: [about Sara, to Nick] You want a Valium for her?Sara: I heard that! Nick: [Greg opens a cupboard and pulls out a book] I thought that's where you kept your porn?Greg: Oh, I move it around. [liquid from the trunk of a car containing two corpses splashes up onto Greg's face and into his mouth]Sara: Technically, that makes you a cannibal. Grissom would be proud.Greg: Grissom would have tasted it on purpose. Probably my all-time favorite CSI quote. Season 6, ep. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tehodis Posted August 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 I just wrote this now, while roleplaying, and had to post it. "Realization hit her like roadkill by a semi." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaio18 Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Yu-gi-oh! Abridged quotesBandit Keith: In America! Kaiba: Screw the rules I have money! Kaiba: Screw the money I have rules! Wait let me try that again. Tristan: in a couple of hours the sun will rise.Tea: Just what the F#@% is that supposed to mean! Joey: Man this fairy is really annoying, let's kill it. Tea: I'm sick of you flirting with my future husband. It's time we settled this like real women.Tristan: WooHoo Cat fight.Tea: No not like that.Tristan: Mud Wrestling?Tea: No.Tristan: Naked Pillow Fight?Tea: NO!Bakura: Embroidery contest? (everyone is silent) What? Bakura: I don't want to sleep with a girl.Tristan: Nobody cares what you want.Bakura: (whispers) my mommy does. Rebecca's teddy bear: Your mother plays card games in hell! Kaiba: It's time for the ultimate cartoon showdown, Japanese animantion versus American animation.Bandit Keith: Hey, you can't use that word, it belongs to america only americans are allowed to..Kaiba: Shut the F#@& up.Bandit Keith: (Whispers) In america. Tristan: My voice gives me super strength! Kemo: Attention Duelists! Bandit Keith: your not American your not even wearing a flag on your head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tehodis Posted September 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 "If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention." "Well, beat me senseless and call me happy!" "I'm so happy I could poop a rainbow." "Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter-accusations." "Follow your dreams [except that one where your in school in your underwear]." "Change is good. You go first." "This year, vacation in Hell! Then going back to work won't seem so bad!" "Forgive and forget. But keep a list of names." "Take my advice. I'm not using it." "END HOMELESSNESS AND HUNGER! [Eat the homeless]" "Aim for the stars! But first, aim for their bodyguards." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poc Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 "NEEDS MORE METAL""IT NEEDS TO BE TOTALLY METAL" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-wan Cannoli Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 "how do you become a mod?" axle666"By eating all your vegetables. :P" God kaze^^ that quote seems familiar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-wan Cannoli Posted September 22, 2007 Report Share Posted September 22, 2007 "how do you become a mod?" axle666"By eating all your vegetables. :P" God kaze^^ that quote seems familiar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry OldMaster Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 This was the formal weapon of a human. Not as clumsy or random as a Playstation. More skill than simple sight was required for its use. An elegant tool. It was a symbol as well. Anyone can use a Playstation or a Wii—but to use a computer well was a mark of someone cut above the ordinary... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happybunny gogoboots Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 "One quick second to say hello, forever to say goodbye" It's from an msn emoticon......I really liked it so I stored it in my memory banks along with all the fruit flavoured fluff :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 "I never knew child porn could be so awesome" - Wishes to remain anonymous " It's getting hard all of a sudden and I dont know why.." -Eli while lifting. (me)" Thats what she said" - Chaoserver*drop weights* - eli (me) "The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive." - Gist "The most common variety is carrot-shaped, 8 to 14 inches (20 to 35 cm) long, and 2 to 4 inches (5 to 10 cm) in diameter." - Wiki on radishes xD Stuff herehttp://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Henry_David_Thoreau/ SAM! Wrote:YOU ARE THE EPITOME of man whore. Invert Remix (MSN) Wrote:IL blud aint worth much at all Important ones:"Let The Truth Be Known" - Immortal Technique"As if We can kill time without injuring eternity" - Henry David Thoreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sulker Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 "Even the coldest soda tastes warm after ice cream" xD I'm strange. AND you ARE the epitome of man whore. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tehodis Posted September 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 "You need Shelby like a fish needs a bicycle. And trust me. Fish need bicycles." - My friend Shelby "If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar." Tristan, trying to change the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nukyasu Posted September 30, 2007 Report Share Posted September 30, 2007 "the lights are on but your eyes are closed''said by my sister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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