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Episode 23

 

Yugi: I can't believe he broke my puzzle, I guess I better start putting it back together.

Yami Bakura: Yes Yugi, and when you do there'll be a part of my soul inside it. Then in about 500 episodes I'll put my evil plan into motion. I'm so diabolical it hurts, they don't call me Florence for nothing.

 

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Marik: You have failed me Bandit Keith and for that you will suffer my wrath.

Bandit Keith: There's a voice in my head... and it's French, the exact opposite of American.

 

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Bandit Keith: Help this building's haunted... by French people!

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Wow, you guys got like none!

 

"Open wide and suck on my obilisk"

"Get your hairy balls out of my face!"

"If only she picked the Dark Magician Girl...ooh Dark Magician Girl..."

"Alas poor Youric, I knew him..in America!"

"Hooray! I'm friends with Spiderman!"

"Behold! The breifcase of death!"

"Don't forget my sweet @$$."

"Bukura don't be a hero! They have invisable guns!"

"We're going to do battle with ancient egyption lazer beams!"

"I am NOT a freaky fish guy!"

"Wow, your hair's crazy enough for two people! Ok he can go."

"Rejected!!!"

""I swear it on the life of my pink shirt!"

"To the Kaiba Cave!"

"MIND CRUSH!!!"

"Her huge breasts were no match for my enormous chin!"

"Bullying is just wrong. Destroying people's brains with magical powers is A-OK!"

"Bark like a dog, woman!"

"Braaaaaaaains"

"Oh no it's Kaibazilla! I knew he'd come for me one day!"

"It's no use! It's made of solid cardboard!"

 

More later...

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from the movie:

yugi:Whats that? oh its just kuriboh..AH

yugi:BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL

yami:I have the power!

yami:get your hairy balls out of my face! mind crush...IN STEREO!

grandpa:yugi are you trying to summon the forces of darkness in your room again?

 

another:

kaiba:if you attack me yugi the blast might make me fall off the edge of the castle

joey:this is awesome yugi's gonna kill kaiba!

yugi:what would grandpa say?

grandpa:yugi...kill that son of a b*tch

tea:no theres a chance he might survive!

another:

I summon slifer the executive producer!obelisk the tormenter and ultra mega chickan!

yet another:*kaiba jumps onto blue eyes ultimate* now yugi your finished

yugi:what? i can't here you come down you look silly up there!

kaiba:does this help?

yugi:ah a split screen

final one:

*tristan tries to open the door*

tristan: ow the door hurt me joey

joey:here let me do it *repeatidly kicks it going*:ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni

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Tea: Hey did you guys hear about that new student? They say he's the sexiest thing sence sex.

Joey: Neah, sex isnt that sexy.

Tristen: Joey, whats sex?

Joey: Well tristen, when a man and a woman love each other very much-

Tea: NO! Joey, we musnt let tristen breed.

Joey: Neaaaaah! Thanks tea, that was a close one

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"Attention Duelists! My hair is assaulting you!"

"Attention Duelists! My hair is being assaulted"

"My hair invites you into the castle!"

i love all that guys quotes!

 

Kaiba: "It will be a battle between Japanese animation versus American animation!"

Keith: "You can't use that word! You're not-"

Kaiba: "Shut the f*** up!"

Keith: "....in america"

 

Keith: "Pegasus! I pledge alleigence to your death, you sorry excuse for an american!"

Pegasus: "I learned this from watching Excel Saga!" *stomps foot*

Keith: *falling* "AHHHHHHHH.......in america!" *splash*

 

Joey: I use Copycat! This card allows me to copy your catchphrase...in america!

Keith: Hey! You cant use that word! It belongs to America!

Joey: Ehhh? Whats that? I couldnt hear you! I was too busy being American!

Keith: YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN! You're not even wearing a flag on your head!

Joey: Thats right! i must have left it at home, in America!

*Keith gets pulled back by security*

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Tea: Yugi, I think i'm pregnant and Yami is the father!

 

Joey: Tristan! Don't leave me!

Tristan: I'm sorry, Joey, but its just not working out between us!

Joey: BUT I LOVE YOU!

 

Tea: Yugi, I think i'm pregnant and Weevil is the father!

 

Yugi: GRANDPA! So you're the one who shot Tristan!

Grandpa: Yes! It was I!

 

Tea: Yugi, I think i'm pregnant and Bakura is the-

Yugi: NO F***ING WAY!

Tea: Ok, I lied about that one.

 

 

Yami: Yugios! They're Yugilicious! Wait...Yugilicious? Is that even a word?

Joey: It lets the kids know they taste good!

Yami: Yeah, but...Yugilicious? Do they taste like Yugi or something? How do they go about testing something like that, other than...the obvious method.

Joey: Just say the line!

Yami: Yugios! Apparently, they're Yugilicious! Ok, now wheres my f***ing paycheck?

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Tristan: My voice gives me super strength

 

Yugi: Well, at least I'm not adopted

Kaiba: What did you just say?

Yugi: Oh, I'm sorry, did i touch a nerve? why not you just go run home to mommy? oh, that's right, you don't have a mom

Kaiba: Yugi, i respect u as a duelist but if you continue to annoy me...

Yugi: Oh, look at me, i'm seto kaiba and i sound like brock from pokemon. screw the rules, i'm in love with nurse joy!

Kaiba: That's it motou, your f***ing dead!

 

Kaiba: Yugi, i might be adopted but at least i don't live with my grandpa

Solomon: he's got a point there

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Episode 25

 

Yami: Yugi you little *Daylights* you son of a *Daylights* *Daylights* *Daylights**Daylights* *Daylights* I’m going to tear off your *Daylights* and and shove them right up your *Daylights* *Daylights* *Daylights* *Daylights* and then *Daylights* *Daylights* *Daylights* *Daylights* *Daylights* *Daylights* on your *Daylights* *Daylights* *Daylights* *Daylights* *Daylights* with *Daylights* *Daylights* *Daylights* *Daylights* in the *Daylights* *Daylights* and *Daylights* *Daylights**Daylights* *Daylights* *Daylights* *Daylights* your *Daylights* so then you’ll have to *Daylights* sideways! *Daylights* Hm? Oh hi there.

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tristan "who's smexy now, b**ch"

 

Duke devlin " i hope we can be frinds now"

yugi "ok but only if you stop using that stupid thememusic"

duke devlin "what thememusic?"

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