bozotehpwns Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Alright im a true follower of lolth, but her damn spiders creep me out a bit especially when theres a brown recluse sitting under my bed as i type this...aside from death any ideas how i can get him to go away? ive asked lolth and she is just snickering at me...its cuz im human:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbon Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 SCREW LOLTH, ITS YOUR DAMN LIFE, TAKE OUT SOMETHING LARGE, AND HEAVY, AND KILL THAT THING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Who the hell is lolth? Also, bug spray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bozotehpwns Posted September 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 lolth is the spider queen diety followed primaraly by the drow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom™ Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Spider queen deity? What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 There is no spider queen deity Stop living in a fantasy world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bozotehpwns Posted September 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 i only mentioned that to clarify why i refuse to kill it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom™ Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 WTF is a Spider Queen deity?! IS IT EVEN REAL? I doubt you have a freaking deity living under your bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bozotehpwns Posted September 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 SHES not the deity but in a way the spider represents her for if you were to kill a spider it would be like saying GOD IS A ***** **** = random slur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Once again, there is no such thing as a spider deity Get over it, and either become atheist, or join a real religion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 @Xbon: Stfu@Clariex: Queen of spiders/Cheif goddess of Drows I lol'd at this topic. Lolth is a deity MADE BY DND. You worship a DnD NPC? :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bozotehpwns Posted September 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 i still need to find a way to get this spider out from under my bed without killing her:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Bug spray It'll "put it to sleep" lolx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 i still need to find a way to get this spider out from under my bed without killing her:( Grow up. It's a DnD charactor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest xbon Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 i still need to find a way to get this spider out from under my bed without killing her:( Okay, Listen, Look at the spider, Close your ****ing eyes, And kill it with a book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Right, reporting thread. You made my day, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bozotehpwns Posted September 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 No problem krow i try pretty hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Oh and Clariex, don't hammer on someones beliefs like that. Kthnx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom™ Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Lie down under your bed for 5 mins. If you die, oops. If you don't, congrats.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bozotehpwns Posted September 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 I don't go around doggin on christians i don't see why i believe in lolth that i should be ridiculed;( if deer stood for jesus you wouldn't say "Just close your eyes and F**** squish it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom™ Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 But lolth is not real! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 I don't go around doggin on christians i don't see why i believe in lolth that i should be ridiculed;( if deer stood for jesus you wouldn't say "Just close your eyes and F**** squish it" May I ask why you belive in Lolth? I hope you do know that she was made up by DnD. But whatever floats your boat I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom™ Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 What's DnD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Best Male 2008 Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 What's DnD? Dungeons and Dragons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChronosCrowler Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 to rid a spider without killing it, uhmmm.. lets see... I think this might work, get a broom and a big plastic bag at the other side of the bed(have someone hold the plastic), thwack the spider unto the plasticbag, have your friend tie it and bring it to the nearest tree and untie it, or just sell it to a pet store^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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