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Ok, how often is it that you walk along a road, you see a shiny little diamond, pick it up, then get robbed of it by what you thought was your best friend?

 

How Often is it, that you find an airline ticket with your exact name on it but the flight for the ticket passed you by an hour?

 

how Often?

 

how Often?

 

Well heres what happened to me

 

There are 3 kids, named shizama, hoyru, and nagi

These kids are professional theives, and they are like what, 6... 7 (at max) years old. I had around so 2000 ryu to give to a friend of mine and these little theives run into me on purpose. With a little foul mouthing, and tears everything goes back to normal. As i enter my friends house to give him the money, the twerps that ran into me had pick pocketed me.

 

Your probably wonderg, how do you know it was them.

 

Well, when one ran into me, he had sticky orange stuff on his hand (I'm not even going to attempt to guess). When i checked my pocket, all i felt was sticky stuff, and when i pulled my hand out, i saw all the orange sticky stuff. Now what to do next. We had 3 options

 

Call the cops, arrest the kids, and get my money

Find the kids, beat em up, and get my money

or

Find the kids, tie them to a chair, and put them in a room with micheal jackson.

 

we all wanted the 3rd one, but that was impossible, so we went with the first. We told the cops the story, but some retarded cops they were. They accused us for lieing. Well what do you expect when a 7 year old pick pockets you. We then went with the second. We found the kids, and at it's peak of battle, we decided to tell their moms. But like cop like mother. The mothers did the exact same thing and accused us for lieing.

 

Now that ive established the story, WTF SHOULD I DO?????

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Well, it's a Hard Decision.

You COULD steal their DS or Cell Phone or something. Then throw it away, and They'll never see it again. Either that, or play them in a Children's Card Game ;)

Or, What'd I do - Just ignore what happened. They'll get in Trouble eventually, just stand by the Sidelines and wait.

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tbh I have no idea how much 2K-ryu is in Dollars :/...

 

But if it is a small amount, let it be.

If it is a large amount, at least try for some sort compensation maybe little more than half?

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Idk, it's just money, but it depends, is it a large sum of money?

 

I don't know, maybe the third option but instead of Micheal Jackson, do the old school interrogation? Dark room, very bright lamp into their face? Get em to confess it onto a recorder, and there you have it.

 

I don't know, YOU and the others who take place in it might get in trouble to, but hey, no pain no game. Or you can just place masks on your face so they don't recognize you.

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1. Tell your parents. They'll deal with it.

2. Ignore what happened.

3. Kill em' / hurt em' They'll learn real fast.

 

encase you did not notice, listing #3 is not a good option. Do not use it.

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As many of you may know, I am used to dealing with technology. That is why my following answer is what it is.

 

Get a tracking device and attach it to something that seems valueable. Get the theives to steal it. From there, find out where they are at any exact moment. Then, stalk them or beat them up. They will get so fed up of running away from you, you shant get bothered.

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Take option 3 OUT NOW. I take high offense to anyone who insults Michael Jackson.

 

Option 1 obviously.

 

Rose is right, Michael Jackson was a good singer before. Anyways, other than my tracking device idea, steal something from them. I think that was mentioned, tho.

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Wait tell halloween when everybody is in costume and it's hard to tell who you are. You and some friends watch individualy at there houses. When they come take the exact same route as them and once they have tons of candy and it's dark enough kick the cr@p out of them and steal there candy.

 

Yeahh... no. Unless the amount of money you lost was not alot. What you should do, is either...

 

A. Get the tracking device and stalk them.

B. Steal something from them worth the same value.

C. Throw one of them in the Dumpster, or capture one.

D. Videotape them stealing something.

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