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Effect: Read all the instructions before activating the effects below:

- Get a piece of blank paper.

- Write your name on it.

- Draw cards until you run out of cards in your Deck.

- Call your opponent a retard and run around in circles screaming "BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY!"

- If your opponent has not left yet take his car keys. If he is not old enough to drive take whatever he has instead.

- Yell: "I SHOULD BE READING THE INSTRUCTIONS"

- Kill your opponent (unless he has run away, in which case you win the duel) and hide him under the floorboards like in "The Tell-Tale Heart"

- Get arrested for murder.

- During your trial say nothing but "BLASPHEMY!" and "MUAHAHAHAAA"

- Act like a serial killer for the rest of your (possibly short) life.

-Yell "I AM FINISHED"

Now that you have finished reading the instructions do only steps 1 and 2.

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