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Here's how I got meh girl:

 

1. Drop afew secret hints' date=' not saying who it is. This makes her anxious

 

2. Slip her an invitation to a date or something, without her noticing. MORE anxious

 

3. Meet her there, she luves you..

 

IT WORKS ON ASIANS, AMERICANS, AND SPAINIARDS.

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Better yet

 

Sneak drugs into her food and she's all yours

 

I didn't think of that!

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Here's how I got meh girl:

 

1. Drop afew secret hints' date=' not saying who it is. This makes her anxious

 

2. Slip her an invitation to a date or something, without her noticing. MORE anxious

 

3. Meet her there, she luves you..

 

IT WORKS ON ASIANS, AMERICANS, AND SPAINIARDS.

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Better yet

 

Sneak drugs into her food and she's all yours

 

I didn't think of that!

 

Seriously, you're not Phunny. I tried laughing at your posts & I failed. I tried laughing at your videos & I was an Epic Fail. When someone says something Phunny say "Good point" or "Lol"

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' pid='1249820' dateline='1224367413']
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Here's how I got meh girl:

 

1. Drop afew secret hints' date=' not saying who it is. This makes her anxious

 

2. Slip her an invitation to a date or something, without her noticing. MORE anxious

 

3. Meet her there, she luves you..

 

IT WORKS ON ASIANS, AMERICANS, AND SPAINIARDS.

[/quote']

 

Better yet

 

Sneak drugs into her food and she's all yours

 

I didn't think of that!

 

Seriously, you're not Phunny. I tried laughing at your posts & I failed. I tried laughing at your videos & I was an Epic Fail. When someone says something Phunny say "Good point" or "Lol"

Huh, you mean me?

 

if so, i dont get the vid thingy.

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*POINT TO MY AVATAR*

 

heres what you do

 

1. Kill her.

2. Raep boday.

3. ????

4. PROFIT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nah okay look here it is

 

simple as this

 

you have NOTHIGN TO LOSE

 

find a time when you are both alone

 

and just come straight out with it

 

simple as that

 

just one quick movement liek ripping off an old mouldy plaster

 

:)

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Tell her straight out.....girls love that self-esteem crap. If it doesn't work then tell her that you would still like to be her friend and that you won't let your feelings get in the way. That is the only thing I could think of.

 

There's a line, but there's no point in telling you, since you will probably cross it unknowingly.

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Tell her straight out.....girls love that self-esteem crap. If it doesn't work then tell her that you would still like to be her friend and that you won't let your feelings get in the way. That is the only thing I could think of.

 

There's a line' date=' but there's no point in telling you, since you will probably cross it unknowingly.

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Lines? I thought this was about girls. What did I miss? =P

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Women are stupid and I don’t respect them,

That’s right, I just have sex with them.

 

Show me your genitals, your genitals…

What!

Show me your genitals…

Genitalia!

Show me your genitals, your genitals…

What!

Show me your genitals…

Genitalia!

 

You’re talkin’ to me about stuff…why?

I’d rather see your titties.

Now you’re talking about other stuff…why?

I’d much rather see your titties.

 

I can’t have sex with your personality,

and I can’t put my penis in your college degree,

and I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams,

so why you sharing all this information with me?

 

It’s not sexist ’cause I’m saying it in a song,

That’s right jabroni, now take off your thong…

 

And show me your genitals, your genitals…

What!

Show me your genitals…

Your genitalia!

Show me your genitals, your genitals…

What!

Show me your genitals…

Your genitalia!

 

Knock knock, who’s there? It’s me…

Wondering why you’re not naked.

Know knock, who’s there? Me again…

Still wondering why you’re not naked.

 

I wanna see your bum, I don’t care what you say,

No I don’t have feelings cause feelings are gay.

Something something in the month of May,

bastards love my penis cause it’s really big.

 

Girls’ brains are much stupider than men’s are,

so they should always listen to us cause we’re smart.

Women are only good for three things,

cooking, cleaning…and vaginas.

 

Show me your genitals, your genitals…

What!

Show me your genitals…

Your genitalia!

Show me your genitals, your genitals…

What!

Show me your genitals…

Your genitalia!

 

I can give good sex to you…

cause I’m really good at sex.

I can give good sex to you…

cause I’m really good at sex.

 

Ahh yeah, that’s right, shake your…bums.

 

I’m out of here…I gotta go have sex…

with a lot of girls.

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Women are stupid and I don’t respect them' date='

That’s right, I just have sex with them.

 

Show me your genitals, your genitals…

What!

Show me your genitals…

Genitalia!

Show me your genitals, your genitals…

What!

Show me your genitals…

Genitalia!

 

You’re talkin’ to me about stuff…why?

I’d rather see your titties.

Now you’re talking about other stuff…why?

I’d much rather see your titties.

 

I can’t have sex with your personality,

and I can’t put my penis in your college degree,

and I can’t shove my fist in your childhood dreams,

so why you sharing all this information with me?

 

It’s not sexist ’cause I’m saying it in a song,

That’s right b****, now take off your thong…

 

And show me your genitals, your genitals…

What!

Show me your genitals…

Your genitalia!

Show me your genitals, your genitals…

What!

Show me your genitals…

Your genitalia!

 

Knock knock, who’s there? It’s me…

Wondering why you’re not naked.

Know knock, who’s there? Me again…

Still wondering why you’re not naked.

 

I wanna see your bum, I don’t care what you say,

No I don’t have feelings cause feelings are gay.

Something something in the month of May,

b****es love my penis cause it’s really big.

 

Girls’ brains are much stupider than men’s are,

so they should always listen to us cause we’re smart.

Women are only good for three things,

cooking, cleaning…and vaginas.

 

Show me your genitals, your genitals…

What!

Show me your genitals…

Your genitalia!

Show me your genitals, your genitals…

What!

Show me your genitals…

Your genitalia!

 

I can give good sex to you…

cause I’m really good at sex.

I can give good sex to you…

cause I’m really good at sex.

 

Ahh yeah, that’s right, shake your…bums.

 

I’m out of here…I gotta go have sex…

with a lot of girls.

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kthxbai

 

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Ask her to a dance as a friend ;)

 

When we have one' date=' I sure will.

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I suggested it, because I have a dance at my school on Friday.

 

We're probably going to have one in a couple months.

Ae you going to yours?

 

Yeah. I got a date =D

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Ask her to a dance as a friend ;)

 

When we have one' date=' I sure will.

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I suggested it, because I have a dance at my school on Friday.

 

We're probably going to have one in a couple months.

Ae you going to yours?

 

Yeah. I got a date =D

 

Lucky you. I got a dance this Saturday, but the girl I would ask out goes to another school.

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Ask her to a dance as a friend ;)

 

When we have one' date=' I sure will.

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I suggested it, because I have a dance at my school on Friday.

 

We're probably going to have one in a couple months.

Ae you going to yours?

 

Yeah. I got a date =D

 

Lucky you. I got a dance this Saturday, but the girl I would ask out goes to another school.

 

I just hope that she would say yes to me, thats all.

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