Shradow Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 I'm sure we all have had fortune cookies, and read the strange sayings within them. Just post any fortune cookie sayings, or sayings that sound like they could be in fortune cookies. Here's mine: "Whenever a G&W player is on the move, not only will his judgement land 9's, but they'll be frequent and painful." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 "Normal is only a Cycle on a washing machine" I wish that saying was in a fortune cookie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csaman3 Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 That's funny, I like it 7/10''You cannot lose what you've never had'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cozmosus Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 "look out for blunt objects traveling at a high capacity of speed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valhalla God Odin Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 "Your smile will lead you to the right path." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 "You will be blessed with pregnancy very shortly. Your lucky number is: 666." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
●The True Riku● Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 "Follow the road to dawn or you shall be held back by dusk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 5/10 "The fool will read this and believe what he reads." Oooohhhh........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixty Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 "I'm not giving you a fortune, because you ripped me out of my home and took it away from me. :(" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iKiller Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 [align=center]"Don't Die, It's Bad For Your Health. I'm Serious, I Mean I'm A Fortune Cookie, Since When Has A Little Slip Of Paper Written By A Chinese Man Failed You? Except This Time It's A Thirteen Year Old English Kid, So Don't Diss. Hey, I Wonder How Many Times People Will Read All Of This, If They Do, They'll Find Out That There Is A Hidden Question In Here. Damn, I Just Gave Them Notification. Ahh Well. Wow, I Wonder If They'll Fit All This On A small Piece Of Paper, In The Normal Sized Text. I Want People To Be Able To Read It Atleast. Anyways, Check Out This Link! Wait A Second, You Can't Put Hyperlinks On Pieces Of Paper. Ahh Well, Nice Try.~Fortune Cookie Out!"[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 "There is someone standing behind you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted January 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 [align=center]"Don't Die' date=' It's Bad For Your Health. I'm Serious, I Mean I'm A Fortune Cookie, Since When Has A Little Slip Of Paper Written By A Chinese Man Failed You? Except This Time It's A Thirteen Year Old English Kid, So Don't Diss. Hey, I Wonder How Many Times People Will Read All Of This, If They Do, They'll Find Out That There Is A Hidden Question In Here. Damn, I Just Gave Them Notification. Ahh Well. Wow, I Wonder If They'll Fit All This On A small Piece Of Paper, In The Normal Sized Text. I Want People To Be Able To Read It Atleast. Anyways, Check Out This Link! Wait A Second, You Can't Put Hyperlinks On Pieces Of Paper. Ahh Well, Nice Try.~Fortune Cookie Out!"[/align] That's funny, but the link doesn't lead anywhere. I've said dying is bad for your health every time I get killed in SSBB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iKiller Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 That's funny' date=' but the link doesn't lead anywhere. I've said dying is bad for your health every time I get killed in SSBB.[/quote'] Check the link in about 2 days :D "Don't Die, It's Bad For Your Health" has been my funning saying for years :) "I'm Not A Fortune Cookie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted January 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 "Randomness is a good thing." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~UNHOLY_PHOENIX~ Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 So true. Cantaloupe. "If you break this cookie, the restaurant sues you for $40,000." ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
∮.Ғσяgσттeи.SσℓÐιєя.∮ Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 "Arguement is your natural reflex"i wish that were in a fortune cookie ... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 I had this one once and it was true:"that wasn't chicken" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:.Bronze Hat.:™ Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 "DANCE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Prince_of_Death Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 I shall post a fortune that i had from the past that came true every time I post about this topic. "you will have an expected gift at the next new moon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomix Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 "This message will self-destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 "You will be on a YCM mag. on 1337/1337/21337" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 "Each time you cry, you kill a piece of joy." Although it would probably be phrased like this.. "Kill piece of happy you do when sobbing time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
josuel11 Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 ''you...will...die...'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuigiFan#1 Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 "Confusha says "you will use a battering ram to break down your son's door" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shradow Posted January 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 1. It's Confucius, though I probably mispelled it.AND2. Luigi... is... awesome... "This fortune will give you papercuts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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