Cyber Altair Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 and they have a really good relationship. tl;dr -he has sex with his car but uses a condom-he kisses it and sheet too-he moved out of his house to make the relationship with his car easier-he masturbates to car magazines-he bought a "boy" car to experiment with a gay car relationship-he has sex with the "boy" car too-his "boy car is very masculine and when he bought it he felt like he was cheating on his "girl" car until everything "worked out" Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Are you freaking kidding me? This has to be fake....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Disgusting. Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Requiem Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 I bet you made it. You can easily make something like this on PS or something. IF real this is fricken funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 After a few minutes' date=' I felt a desire to connect with her further, so I had penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe[/quote'] That's just sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Abarai Renji:. Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Icky, Icky, Icky, Icky, Icky, Icky, Icky, Icky, ICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That´s a sick man, everyone! So don´t think you´re sick just because you like certain stuff, because HE is WWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY more sicker than you ever will be!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Haha. Is this the table-f*cker's brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Through the exhaust pipe? Ugh! I hope it's not while the car is on!!! What if he comes in the exhaust pipe?! *Gets disgusting pic in head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted January 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 He uses a condom so the chances of babies are small =P Anyway he impatiently waits for the car to cool down after it's driven and then does his "thang". Oh and I wish I faked this but it's real =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 This is hilarious. Wow, just wow. I really want to sig this, but it's an article, so I can't. =\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 This guy must be VERY lonely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 He uses a condom so the chances of babies are small =P Anyway he impatiently waits for the car to cool down after it's driven and then does his "thang". Oh and I wish I faked this but it's real =P That's De-freaking-sgusting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Guys, stop spamming saying it is disgusting, you really are not adding anything to the convo. We really don't care how disgusting you think it is. In my opinion, this guy must have been crazy. And why use a condom, it's not like the car would get pregnant. >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 In my opinion' date=' this guy must have been crazy. And why use a condom, it's not like the car would get pregnant. >_<[/quote'] So he doesn't get STD's ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Guys' date=' stop spamming saying it is disgusting, you really are not adding anything to the convo. We really don't care how disgusting you think it is. In my opinion, this guy must have been crazy. And why use a condom, it's not like the car would get pregnant. >_<[/quote'] You're right with the not adding to the conversation, but besides that, everyone has different tastes (not that I can say that this is a very normal one). And he said he uses a condom because the exhaust pipe is full of dust and dirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Again, how would get get STD's if he is doing it with a car? It is not another person. =\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted January 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 It's because of the dirt and all the other "stuff" inside the exhaust pipe =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miazo Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Dude needs to get a life!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 It's because of the dirt and all the other "stuff" inside the exhaust pipe =P Okay, now I get it, but what kind(s) of diseases would getting dust and dirt in your "thing" cause? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Guys' date=' stop spamming saying it is disgusting, you really are not adding anything to the convo. We really don't care how disgusting you think it is. In my opinion, this guy must have been crazy. [b']And why use a condom, it's not like the car would get pregnant. >_<[/b]Read it again ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted January 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 I absolutely love the fact that they have their own term =P mechaphiles, gotta love the ring to it ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 In my opinion' date=' this guy must have been crazy. And why use a condom, it's not like the car would get pregnant. >_<[/quote'] So he doesn't get STD's ;) No, he gets VTD's (Vehicular Transmitted Diseases) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted January 10, 2009 Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 Mechaphiles? I thought it would be something more like auto...philes. Or something in the auto category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted January 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 10, 2009 mechaphiles rhymes with pedophiles and necrophiles =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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