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This guy is an example.

You see everyone must have smex. If you wait too long to have it with a human you will f** anything!

If you have smex before 18' date=' you'll be fine ;)

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please, plenty of people over 20 haven't done it and they aren't so desperate

 

That's coz they have no life ;)

This guy is an example.

You see everyone must have smex. If you wait too long to have it with a human you will f** anything!

If you have smex before 18' date=' you'll be fine ;)

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Wow. What a motivating speech. That will certainly encourage people to have sex.

 

Why thank you! :P At least the worlds population will cretainly increase xD

This guy is an example.

You see everyone must have smex. If you wait too long to have it with a human you will f** anything!

If you have smex before 18' date=' you'll be fine ;)

[/quote']

 

Wow. What a motivating speech. That will certainly get people going.

 

People already are, the avg age today is like 12

 

JESUS! I think the av age is 14-15 not friggin 12! That's just wrong.

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This guy is an example.

You see everyone must have smex. If you wait too long to have it with a human you will f** anything!

If you have smex before 18' date=' you'll be fine ;)

[/quote']

 

please, plenty of people over 20 haven't done it and they aren't so desperate

 

That's coz they have no life ;)

This guy is an example.

You see everyone must have smex. If you wait too long to have it with a human you will f** anything!

If you have smex before 18' date=' you'll be fine ;)

[/quote']

 

Wow. What a motivating speech. That will certainly encourage people to have sex.

 

Why thank you! :P At least the worlds population will cretainly increase xD

This guy is an example.

You see everyone must have smex. If you wait too long to have it with a human you will f** anything!

If you have smex before 18' date=' you'll be fine ;)

[/quote']

 

Wow. What a motivating speech. That will certainly get people going.

 

People already are, the avg age today is like 12

 

JESUS! I think the av age is 14-15 not friggin 12! That's just wrong.

 

Some people over 20 have factors beyond their control. And as for the avg age people so low, by the next generation it'll be even worse (probably drop to like 6 or something)

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This guy is an example.

You see everyone must have smex. If you wait too long to have it with a human you will f** anything!

If you have smex before 18' date=' you'll be fine ;)

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Nice speech, shame it's no one will pity you and have you in their bed.

 

O RLY NAO?

Do you know wher I am now? ;)

 

This guy is an example.

You see everyone must have smex. If you wait too long to have it with a human you will f** anything!

If you have smex before 18' date=' you'll be fine ;)

[/quote']

 

please, plenty of people over 20 haven't done it and they aren't so desperate

 

That's coz they have no life ;)

This guy is an example.

You see everyone must have smex. If you wait too long to have it with a human you will f** anything!

If you have smex before 18' date=' you'll be fine ;)

[/quote']

 

Wow. What a motivating speech. That will certainly encourage people to have sex.

 

Why thank you! :P At least the worlds population will cretainly increase xD

This guy is an example.

You see everyone must have smex. If you wait too long to have it with a human you will f** anything!

If you have smex before 18' date=' you'll be fine ;)

[/quote']

 

Wow. What a motivating speech. That will certainly get people going.

 

People already are, the avg age today is like 12

 

JESUS! I think the av age is 14-15 not friggin 12! That's just wrong.

 

Some people over 20 have factors beyond their control. And as for the avg age people so low, by the next generation it'll be even worse (probably drop to like 6 or something)

 

BullS

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you'd be surprised how out of control things have gotten' date=' and how out of control it will be next generation

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lolwut?

 

well, unless by some miracle something knocks them to their senses

 

What are you even talking about?

 

It's hard to know with you posting 3-4 random words after every post >.>

 

I was referring to J123's post in for people over 20 having not done it and he insisted that's because they have no life, in which I stated that by this generation people are far too out of control (thus the loss of virginity is around 12 nowadays)

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you'd be surprised how out of control things have gotten' date=' and how out of control it will be next generation

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lolwut?

 

well, unless by some miracle something knocks them to their senses

 

What are you even talking about?

 

It's hard to know with you posting 3-4 random words after every post >.>

 

I was referring to J123's post in for people over 20 having not done it and he insisted that's because they have no life, in which I stated that by this generation people are far too out of control (thus the loss of virginity is around 12 nowadays)

 

Actually your right, it is that low.

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Holy funk, if you think about it, the offspring would be a transformer.

 

Awesome. Just awesome.

 

On a more serious note; If having unprotected sex with an automobile actually meant the offspring would, with 100% certainty, be a Transformer; I would be/would've already been having unprotected sex with an automobile.

 

I have a funny feeling that the only people who would probably feel the same would be maybe Cyber Altair; with possibly a 50% chance of Willieh supporting me.

 

Either way; I still feel like I'm pretty alone on this one. :|.

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I'm with you. I mean what's the draw-backs of being the dad of a Transformer?

 

And with my parent's car I'd have the best Transformer =D

 

what kind of a transformer you going to get?

 

Well, I for one wouldn't do a sports car. Those things are fast, but can't really do anything physically. Before you say something, I was referring to the characteristics of the possible offspring, not it's sexual abilities. =\.

 

But. I'd probably man up and try to find a tank still capable of conception and take it from there.

 

If Meg Ryan's still hot, though, I'd probably steal a muscle car w/racing stripes and just GOGOGO.

 

It'd win. On two separate levels, to. =D.

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He uses a condom so the chances of babies are small =P

 

Car-Man Babies

 

So F**KING AWESOME

 

Im so getting A* in my next Science Project :P

 

Something evil's watching over you

Comin' from the sky above

And there's nothing you can do

 

Prepare to strike

There'll be no place to run

When your caught within the grip

Of the evil Unicron

 

Transformers

More than meets the eye

Transformers

Robots in Disguise

 

Strong enough to break the bravest heart

So we have to pull together

We can't stay worlds apart

 

To stand divided we will surely fall

Until our darkest hour

When the light will save us all

 

Transformers

More than meets the eye

Transformers

Robots in Disguise

Transformers

 

Autobots wage their Battle

To destroy the evil forces

Of the Decepticons

 

It's judgment day and now we've made our stand

And now the powers of darkness

Have been driven from our land

 

The Battle's over but the war has just begun

And this way it will remain til the day when all are one

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