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The Antichrist


TIBONE LUIS

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ok well the anti christ was supposedly born at 6 AM on the 6th of the 6th '06, and I gotta say, if he was gonna bring about armagedon, he'da done it by now, I mean come on, kid's nearly 3! by his age I was.....actualy this isnt about me, stupid lazy spawn of satan...

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Hes not dead, yet actually the next pope is supposed to be the very last one, its in the Vision of notre dame, and i know this cause im catholic, believe in knowing useless junk, and im a center for any end of the world therioes, but it doesnt matter cause most of us will be dead 4 days before christmas 2012


crap, the thread i started was thought of as spam sonnow my reps -1. oh welll 2012 yaddayadda

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Actually, there have been Antichrists since, well, Christ. It started with the Romans and Pharisees, and continues on to the conservatives of today.

 

Here's some fun irony: Many Christians, in the religion-based persecution of Jews, blacks, homosexuals, et cetera, have directly opposed the teachings of Jesus (the Jewish liberal who claimed that all hatred and prejudice was sinful). Hence, those Christians were, ironically, Antichrists.

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Obama.

 

Anitchrist is said to:

 

-Appear out of nowhere

-Have lots of followers

-Wear something blue on his head

-Destroy the world in 2012

 

Obama:

 

-Appeared out of nowhere

-Has lots of followers

-Wears the Chicago Cubs cap

-Term ends in 2012

 

Why do the peices fit?

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Obama.

 

Anitchrist is said to:

 

-Appear out of nowhere

-Have lots of followers

-Wear something blue on his head

-Destroy the world in 2012

 

Obama:

 

-Appeared out of nowhere

-Has lots of followers

-Wears the Chicago Cubs cap

-Term ends in 2012

 

Why do the peices fit?

 

YOU ONLY HATE HIM BECAUSE HE'S BLACK!

 

NOT HIS FAULT THAT HES MY BLACK BUDDY

 

:(

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Obama.

 

Anitchrist is said to:

 

-Appear out of nowhere

-Have lots of followers

-Wear something blue on his head

-Destroy the world in 2012

 

Obama:

 

-Appeared out of nowhere

-Has lots of followers

-Wears the Chicago Cubs cap

-Term ends in 2012

 

Why do the peices fit?

 

YOU ONLY HATE HIM BECAUSE HE'S BLACK!

 

NOT HIS FAULT THAT HES MY BLACK BUDDY

 

:(

 

I lol'd

 

Besides' date=' there are a few mistakes:

 

Obama (the real thing) :

 

-Appeared out of nowhere

[b']No, he is a part of the Senate, but just not publicly recognized.[/b]

 

-Has lots of followers

Pfft yeah like every president doesn't

 

-Wears the Chicago Cubs cap

Not all the time

 

-Term ends in 2012

Wrong, it's 2013, extra days...

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When the Antichrist is born....I will follow him like he is my master.

There are probably billions of Antichrists on Earth alone. You've got a helluva lot of masters. :?

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