tommers2008 Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Once this harmless substitute teacher tried to keep 4 or 5 of us after class and we would have missed our bus so we just goes hey sir you better let us go, there is 5 of us and only 1 of you he got the idea what we meant and just goes oh ok just don't do it again.. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyhe Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 My friend said London was in France and that Paris was a countryOk...your friend's a retard here...but the real retart is the one who taught him that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 I just remembered that I had the best maths teacher ever. But I've got a new one this year. D= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMcool234 Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 I remembered that in French class, we had to say a half past something in French For example: Il est 9 heures et quart (It's 9:15). when the teacher said ,"Quelle heure est-il ?" (What time is it?) some one said "Il est half past five" (i almost L.O.L-ed! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 I just remembered that I had the best maths teacher ever. But I've got a new one this year. D= I've had math professors who purposely taught us the wrong things so he could fails us on exams and then say "You should have known better than to trust me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 I just remembered that I had the best maths teacher ever. But I've got a new one this year. D= I've had math professors who purposely taught us the wrong things so he could fails us on exams and then say "You should have known better than to trust me" Lol. Did he get fired? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 I just remembered that I had the best maths teacher ever. But I've got a new one this year. D= I've had math professors who purposely taught us the wrong things so he could fails us on exams and then say "You should have known better than to trust me" Lol. Did he get fired? Surprisingly enough, no. This of course happened to me many years ago, and it was the reason why I began not to trust teachers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_LIGHT Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Meh, when 3 boys (which do NOT include me or any of my freinds) from my class (in Grade 5) got so happy about winning against the girls and getting to go out for recess early, that they ran outside and showed their behinds to the front of the school. From what I heard, most of the classes saw THAT. Now that's embarrasing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Meh' date=' when 3 boys (which do NOT include me or any of my freinds) from my class (in Grade 5) got so happy about winning against the girls and getting to go out for recess early, that they ran outside and showed their behinds to the front of the school. From what I heard, most of the classes saw THAT. Now that's embarrasing.[/quote'] ah, the old elementary school days. Had such games before with my class years ago, we never got such rewards at all (it made the whole class less wanting to participate) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nnoitra Jiruga Posted January 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I just remembered that I had the best maths teacher ever. But I've got a new one this year. D= I've had math professors who purposely taught us the wrong things so he could fails us on exams and then say "You should have known better than to trust me"Whoa....just wow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uchiha Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 My cousin said 'Hey, look its a Lesbian making out with a Guy!!' I looked around and he kicked me in the balls and laughed, so he left school and came home and tried to explain how his face ended up in his pants while standing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I just remembered that I had the best maths teacher ever. But I've got a new one this year. D= I've had math professors who purposely taught us the wrong things so he could fails us on exams and then say "You should have known better than to trust me"Whoa....just wow... It was his test on the students: if you're truly a good student, you would actually check the book to see of what he taught you was the right thing or not. If you're the stupid type (which he expected at least 95% of the class would be), you'll just take his word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nnoitra Jiruga Posted January 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I just remembered that I had the best maths teacher ever. But I've got a new one this year. D= I've had math professors who purposely taught us the wrong things so he could fails us on exams and then say "You should have known better than to trust me"Whoa....just wow... It was his test on the students: if you're truly a good student' date=' you would actually check the book to see of what he taught you was the right thing or not. If you're the stupid type (which he expected at least 95% of the class would be), you'll just take his word[/quote']Whats his name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I just remembered that I had the best maths teacher ever. But I've got a new one this year. D= I've had math professors who purposely taught us the wrong things so he could fails us on exams and then say "You should have known better than to trust me"Whoa....just wow... It was his test on the students: if you're truly a good student' date=' you would actually check the book to see of what he taught you was the right thing or not. If you're the stupid type (which he expected at least 95% of the class would be), you'll just take his word[/quote']Whats his name I think it was Conly or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nnoitra Jiruga Posted January 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I just remembered that I had the best maths teacher ever. But I've got a new one this year. D= I've had math professors who purposely taught us the wrong things so he could fails us on exams and then say "You should have known better than to trust me"Whoa....just wow... It was his test on the students: if you're truly a good student' date=' you would actually check the book to see of what he taught you was the right thing or not. If you're the stupid type (which he expected at least 95% of the class would be), you'll just take his word[/quote']Whats his name I think it was Conly or somethinghmmm,dont know him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxdmilleo Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 i was at school and this kid was kneeling on the table with his ass right up in the air then this other kid that's like 1 day younger than me smaked him so hard it was so funny everybody in the class was laughting it was so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 I just remembered that I had the best maths teacher ever. But I've got a new one this year. D= I've had math professors who purposely taught us the wrong things so he could fails us on exams and then say "You should have known better than to trust me"Whoa....just wow... It was his test on the students: if you're truly a good student' date=' you would actually check the book to see of what he taught you was the right thing or not. If you're the stupid type (which he expected at least 95% of the class would be), you'll just take his word[/quote']Whats his name I think it was Conly or somethinghmmm,dont know him don't have to. He just doesn't like to see students succeed in life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miazo Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 This little Indian kid beat up the bully at school. It was more like an accident. The bully Got a bloddy nose and stuff and the teachers took him away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 For me:- Teletubby dog pile in the Sixth Form Common Room (Children In Need)- All Geography classes which involved Countries, ended up involving Chad....who knows why the hell the boys started getting obsessed with Chad. First A2 lesson the teacher couldn't get a word in edge ways because the boys repeatedly went on about Chad....the paper we had that lesson had Chad on it. - Finding out my Geography teacher had a phobia of cows.....whilst walking through a field of cows. The boys never let him live it down. (Or sleep the whole trip before 1am....neither did the fire alarm)- Scoring a victory against the boys in the what to watch on DVD war =D in Geography. (God I miss Geography)- Any lesson with my fav Chem teacher being funny =D (especially how he explained Mercury could send you mad) God that dude was a Legend. (And my class thought so too, sadly he spent most of the 3rd year I had him off with pneumonia or other illness poor dude) Strange moment:One of my Geography teachers asking me if I like Trivium (one of my other teachers <3ed Evanscence), the boys in the class had been going on and on about what music they thought I listened to at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 It's not funny...but just embarrasing T_T Here's the story, my English Teach keeps complimenting me, not that bad, I know, but she says that basically on every English Lesson...like, "Sander is a good boy." Gawd, in front of other people for gawds sake... Wonder if the teach likes Naruto, "Sander is a good boy"....heh. Or the fact that I have all A's in English.....gawd, I have liek...over 10 A's in English atm =O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 This little Indian kid beat up the bully at school. It was more like an accident. The bully Got a bloddy nose and stuff and the teachers took him away. serves the bully right for his beatings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexeaus Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 We had a sub one day' date=' one kid went up to the front, grabbed a broom. And started screaming he had "Stiffunitus" He then started to beat the teacher with the broom. When he asked the child's name. He yelled "I'm Frank(Not his real name) and I have Stiffunitus!" The teacher asked him what Stiffunitus was after he stopped beating him, and he responded by grabbing a globe started screaming and then ran out of the class. [/color']that day was funnyi thought it was funny when Mr.Bradley "accidentally" fliped us off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 It's not funny...but just embarrasing T_T Here's the story' date=' my English Teach keeps complimenting me, not that bad, I know, but she says that basically on every English Lesson...like, "Sander is a good boy." Gawd, in front of other people for gawds sake... Wonder if the teach likes Naruto, "Sander is a good boy"....heh. Or the fact that I have all A's in English.....gawd, I have liek...over 10 A's in English atm =O[/quote'] Reminds me of when my friend did something really good in English and my English teacher went on about it repeatedly, even when her (the teacher's) husband came and he continued it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 I'd have to say the funniest moment during my school experience was during a class trip to Astroworld. There was a guy in my class who was trying to look cool by chasing squirrels away. Well, this one squirrel didn't run away and actually started to run toward him. The guy freaked out and started to run away from the squirrel - and the squirrel continued to give chase. Later in the school year, he was given a big mounted squirrel trophy in front of the entire school at a pep rally for his 'achievement'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hioco Posted January 23, 2009 Report Share Posted January 23, 2009 Mine was when a kid named Jireh (boy) got into a fight with a girl. He lost and had a black eye. He had his head down for weeks.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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