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here's a funny one, in a duel, my opponent has an empty grave (thanks to my cosmos), my field is clear except for 1 face-down card, he plays magical merchant (for his zombie master on the field) and from the 5 cards remaining in his deck he loses four and the last card was a spell card.

 

so it was like this:

 

1st card: "damn" *sends to grave*

2nd card: "damn" *sends to grave*

3rd card: "damn" *sends to grave*

4th card: "damn" *sends to grave*

5th card: "Yes!"

*looks at deck*: "damn" ,realising he had no cards left

 

he then revives some monsters and attacks but i Waboku'ed them.

 

Good times

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great game:

i was playing my silly flip troll deck against a lightsworn deck. i should have lost from turn 2.

how it went:

second turn he summons, ehren, bouncing my silly dekoichi to the deck, and im just annoyed now. my hand was a lot of things that got heavied, now its spear cretin and book of moon.

i set both.

the following turn he gets out wulf and whatever the hell and blah-diddly blah.

he attacks with ehren, i say funk it, and stop it with book of moon, thinking i could buy a turn.

i did.

i topdecked bottomless, set it.

he flipped ehren, i bottomless'd it, and it got removed. yay.

he proceeded to attack spear cretin, i cycled it, making his field bigger, whatever.

this went on for several turns as i got very bad and ineffective draws. he was milling out slowly with a lyla on the field, a couple wulfs, and a face down guardna.

i knew i couldnt keep this up forever though, because sooner or later judgment was coming.

at the turn where he had 3 different lightsworns in the grave, i set a second spear cretin.

he attacks it with wulf, forcing him to summon a 5th monster. beautiful. locked on spaces, he couldnt summon judgment.

the 5th one he got back was honest though.

the next turn he tried to flip it to return it to his hand, so i book of moond it :P

but that was just a temporary fix.

i needed to get rid of it while maintaining its field presence!

but how?

the answer?

i didnt need to.

luckiest topdeck:

card destruction.

sank both of his judgments and all of his reincarnates in one fell swoop.

 

he milled out a few turns later.

beautiful.

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This just happened tonight.

 

I had Phantom of Chaos and Red-Eyes Darkness Metal Dragon on the field, with 3 darks in my grave.

 

He was playing glads and had 2 cards left. I dropped Dark Armed, he Solemened it. I proceeded to instantly copy it with phantom of chaos, blow up his field, REDMD revived Dark Horus, and I swung for game.

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Lol This made me LOL

Im playing my friend...

My hand is 3x Limiter Removal, Flute of summoning kuriboh, transendent wings and cup of ace My friend Fusion summons 5 headed dragon on first turn >_> (WITH POLY)

Haha so i set FoSK transendent wings and activate cup of ace. i guess right and draw 2 cards.. i drew Winged kuriboh LV10 and another Cup of ace, activate again... drew pot of greed and DNA surgery so i set DNA surgery. and draw 2 random cards woth PoG.

My friend attacks >_>

activate FoSK and transendent wings, then activate DNA surgery and choose machine and activate 3 Limiter removals so My LV10 kuriboh has 2400 ATK and his 5 headed dragon has... 40,000 ATK haha i deliver 40,000 points of damage to my opponent :L:L:L:L

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Lol This made me LOL

Im playing my friend...

My hand is 3x Limiter Removal' date=' Flute of summoning kuriboh, transendent wings and cup of ace My friend Fusion summons 5 headed dragon on first turn >_> (WITH POLY)

Haha so i set FoSK transendent wings and activate cup of ace. i guess right and draw 2 cards.. i drew Winged kuriboh LV10 and another Cup of ace, activate again... drew pot of greed and DNA surgery so i set DNA surgery. and draw 2 random cards woth PoG.

My friend attacks >_>

activate FoSK and transendent wings, then activate DNA surgery and choose machine and activate 3 Limiter removals so My LV10 kuriboh has 2400 ATK and his 5 headed dragon has... 40,000 ATK haha i deliver 40,000 points of damage to my opponent :L:L:L:L

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I can't even begin to say everything that's wrong with that post. And that's even after I've gotten done assuming you're playing traditional.

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Lol This made me LOL

Im playing my friend...

My hand is 3x Limiter Removal' date=' Flute of summoning kuriboh, transendent wings and cup of ace My friend Fusion summons 5 headed dragon on first turn >_> (WITH POLY)

Haha so i set FoSK transendent wings and activate cup of ace. i guess right and draw 2 cards.. i drew Winged kuriboh LV10 and another Cup of ace, activate again... drew pot of greed and DNA surgery so i set DNA surgery. and draw 2 random cards woth PoG.

My friend attacks >_>

activate FoSK and transendent wings, then activate DNA surgery and choose machine and activate 3 Limiter removals so My LV10 kuriboh has 2400 ATK and his 5 headed dragon has... 40,000 ATK haha i deliver 40,000 points of damage to my opponent :L:L:L:L

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I can't even begin to say everything that's wrong with that post. And that's even after I've gotten done assuming you're playing traditional.

 

I was just messing around with my friend, sheesh, this was years ago... >__>

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[spoiler=Most Epic]

Since our Decks were fail and horribly illegal of our own volition...

I have Obelisk the Tormentor face-up, and have used its effect once. I have Scapegoat in hand, one card face-down, and 1000 Life Points.

My brother uses Monster Reborn on the nuked Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon. He uses Poly with the Black Luster Soldier in his hand to Summon Master of Dragon Soldier. He attacks.

I activate Sakuretsu Armor and swing for game next turn.

 

 

[spoiler=Most Humorous]

I have Obelisk the Tormentor face-up, and have used its effect once. I have Scapegoat in hand, one card face-down, and 8000 Life Points.

My brother Summons a Plains Land Card and swings for game.

 

 

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[spoiler=Most Epic]

Since our Decks were fail and horribly illegal of our own volition...

I have Obelisk the Tormentor face-up' date=' and have used its effect once. I have Scapegoat in hand, one card face-down, and 1000 Life Points.

My brother uses Monster Reborn on the nuked Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon. He uses Poly with the Black Luster Soldier in his hand to Summon Master of Dragon Soldier. He attacks.

I activate Sakuretsu Armor and swing for game next turn.

 

 

[spoiler=Most Humorous']

I have Obelisk the Tormentor face-up, and have used its effect once. I have Scapegoat in hand, one card face-down, and 8000 Life Points.

My brother Summons a Plains Land Card and swings for game.

 

 

 

A Plains Land Card. XD

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Guest Supreme Gamesmaster

[spoiler=Most Epic]

Since our Decks were fail and horribly illegal of our own volition...

I have Obelisk the Tormentor face-up' date=' and have used its effect once. I have Scapegoat in hand, one card face-down, and 1000 Life Points.

My brother uses Monster Reborn on the nuked Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon. He uses Poly with the Black Luster Soldier in his hand to Summon Master of Dragon Soldier. He attacks.

I activate Sakuretsu Armor and swing for game next turn.

 

 

[spoiler=Most Humorous']

I have Obelisk the Tormentor face-up, and have used its effect once. I have Scapegoat in hand, one card face-down, and 8000 Life Points.

My brother Summons a Plains Land Card and swings for game.

 

 

 

A Plains Land Card. XD

Because everybody knows that Plains Land Cards pwn everything, even in MtG.

 

Im gonna sound so noobish here.. But whats a plains land card?

In Magic: the Gathering, one of the most basic Land cards used to derive mana.

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[spoiler=Most Epic]

Since our Decks were fail and horribly illegal of our own volition...

I have Obelisk the Tormentor face-up' date=' and have used its effect once. I have Scapegoat in hand, one card face-down, and 1000 Life Points.

My brother uses Monster Reborn on the nuked Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon. He uses Poly with the Black Luster Soldier in his hand to Summon Master of Dragon Soldier. He attacks.

I activate Sakuretsu Armor and swing for game next turn.

 

 

[spoiler=Most Humorous']

I have Obelisk the Tormentor face-up, and have used its effect once. I have Scapegoat in hand, one card face-down, and 8000 Life Points.

My brother Summons a Plains Land Card and swings for game.

 

 

 

A Plains Land Card. XD

Because everybody knows that Plains Land Cards pwn everything, even in MtG.

 

Im gonna sound so noobish here.. But whats a plains land card?

In Magic: the Gathering' date=' one of the most basic Land cards used to derive mana.

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1. XD But Swamps...

 

2. Yes...

arena-plains-2004.jpg

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