funniest thing you've ever seen in a duel

[Bunter Dwayne]

Against some cruddy guy on wifi WC08.

 

Me: 8000, Simochi Deck

Him: 1400, Random Deck.

Him: Plays card that makes you pay 1000 LP to see all cards on your opponent's side of the field. Unless he is blind, he sees my Magic Cylinder. He Summons a Curse of Dragon by Tributing a Queen's Knight. Clears my field of Des Koala with Fissure.

Attacks.

Me: I was laughing so hard, I almost forgot to activate Magic Cylinder. But I did.

[Santi :D]

The only illegal move you've described here is using Bottomless on Malicious, which has insufficient ATK. Everything he did with Stardust is legal.

 

EDIT: Also, I'm assuming that he had something other than Krebons and Stratos available as Synchro Material.

 

He doesnt have malicious, and i'm pretty sure bth at endphase or anything cannot be negated.

 

 

My edit: Common synchro methods, krebons with any 4 star monster, if lucky marshmallon for goyo, basically its pretty slow. the only thing fast is rota, stratos. Most of the time he just tries to swarm with E-Heros, since he can only pull about 2-3 synchros per duel. Also maybe he will use prime for synchros.

 

(Currently my friend runs Monarch Synchro)

[-Berserker-]

Once i had a 32000 ATK Neo Parshath. That's something that i will never do again.

[Smeg]

Lol. Ive gotton my Cloudian - Nimbusman to 29,500

but another fun thing was on wifi

Me - 4300

Him - 3200

He sets a trap/spell and ends his turn.

Next turn (which will be the turn i win) i mystical his only face down he activates the face down, it was a solemn :l He had a face down monster and didnt see my chance of winning, he thought he was smart. a attacked for game and he turned off (as usual)

[evilhorus]

I was against the Computer on WC07, and i had a face up Royal Oppression, and he had treeborn frog in the grave. in his standby phase, he had no S/T, so TFrog activates effect. he uses Oppression against HIS OWN TFrog, and he pays 800. but, frog keeps activating his effect, and the computer keeps usiong OP until his LP decrease to 800!! i won next turn.

[Guest PikaPerson01]

Give up my entire hand except for one to Synchro for Colossal Fighter. Opponent has an arrogant look since he also has a Colossal Fighter on the field.

 

I activate Card of Safe Return. Attack into Colossal Fighter. We keep bringing our own Colossal Fighter back, until I have a 6 card hand again. (Apparently, he didn't think to bring back Stratos to keep me from going +6).

 

Main Phase 2, Burial from the Different Dimension on Mezuki. Revive some more stuff and Synchro for all te level 8 Synchros I can, and set 2 Solemns. Smashing to kill Colossal. Opponent had only 2 in hand IIRC.

 

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I had Revived King HaDes in grave. Opponent has about 4000 LP, and only one s/t face down, along with about 3 cards in hand. I'm in top decking mode, no hand, no field. I only had about 300-ish LP, so all opponent had to do was summon a monster (and I had a feeling he had one.)

 

My draw, top deck Mezuki, normal summon. Opponent chains Solemn. I laugh, then win the game.

[sbdnate]

one time i was playing WC08 and i had a plasma out and had like 4000 lp or more and my opponent has 200. he brings out grandmole and attacks my plasma... i thought that was funny...

[-Berserker-]

In WC07. I summon Silent magician and end turn. my opponent summons something weak, activates destiny draw, destiny draw, graceful charity and creature swap. That was funny.

[Tronta]

fondest memory:

me: 50 lp (i had taken a severe beating, and then solemned a few times)

opponent: 8000 lp

im running my beatstick fairies, which is basically a fat level 8 fairy deck, guest-starring the counter fairies.

 

hes using this strange batteryman-little city variant. i dont really get it. meh.

unfortunately, i got a bad hand, or rather he got a good one, (thats the thing with counter traps, you cant stop short circuit with divine wrath), whatever, got me down to 100 lifepoints, through my solemn usage and his direct attacks. but unfortunately, he has little straight destructive power, so he cant really blow through gellenduo! the solemn that got me to 50 lp was blocking a short circuit :P

anywhoo, he has luminous spark on the field, and i watched him reborn an honest to add it to his hand. some amount of facedowns, 2 or 3 batterymen on the field, and my new best friend, neos alius, with a boosted 24 attack.

im sitting there with gellenduo who simply cant die, stalling for 5 or 6 turns with a full backfield of anti-killing-me-cards

 

and i finally drew into what i needed.

summoned bountiful artemis in attack mode, boosted 21 from spark. he doesnt get it, i dont blame him.

i attack neos.

he still doesnt get it.

i honest.

hes like, ohhhhh, and he honests.

i honest again.

and he just stares at me and says "funk"

now, for those of you paying attention, artemis = 21+24=45. alius = 24+45= 69. artemis = 45+69=114. 114-69 = 45 battle damage.

i looked him dead in the eyes, and smiled.

i honested a third time.

 

 

artemis at 114+69 = 183. battle damage of 183-69 = 114.

(face down in my backfield was a divine wrath, i was prepared to take him honest for honest and win.)

in retrospect, i probably should have attacked a batteryman, would have been higher damage.

he got up at that point, and left.

game 2 of the match, to me.

 

the previous game wasnt as stupid, but he still had field control, and i was still blocking with gellenduo.

but this time i got a little more interesting.

upwards of 4 gellenduos on the field (one was a bluffed hecatrice), and a full backfield (which is why he didnt call my bluff on the fourth set monster), and hes sitting there with all 3 AA's, alius, and one set mt.

 

i summoned artemis (this was game one, and i didnt draw any honests, so he didnt know what to expect).

i ended.

hes confused, and suspects im trying to provoke him to something like mirror force. smart guy. not smart enough. he summons something, i dont remember or care what, because i chained solemn to it. at the time, i didnt even care what it was, it was a summon, and thats what mattered.

/chained solemn

/artemis lets me draw

/voltanis with 5 bullets

 

suddenly he has a clear field.

he ended, having used his summon and having nothing else to do.

i attacked for game the next turn~

 

 

probably the most fun ive ever had in a match.

just a bit silly, with a lot of him having total control and then losing it in an instant.

 

 

ah.

 

 

 

 

since this topic is talking about funny things, ive got one more little story.

i have the weirdest luck when i touch a deck of cards. essentially, every card with the same name will magically shift together, and then shuffle in the worst possible order.

ill get hands with 3 valhallas and 2 honests. no idea what to do with that.

 

but its fun in matches, because as is the norm, opponents usually give me the chance to cut their decks.

 

once played a tourny winning teledad deck.

he shouldnt have let me cut it.

drew 3 allures, crush, and no monsters. he set what he could, allured on a chance, lost it all. next turn i heavyd, hitting the remnants of his hand, which is how i know what it was.

the next few turns, he just drew malicious.

so much fun.

 

this game is so silly.

[OrangePeel]

Today I Dueled a Tele-DAD with my GB deck I had Shadow Imprisoning-Mirror, my opponent had Royal Oppression. He used Evil Hero Malicious effect I negated it he then tried again getting the same result. He ended his turn by Summoning Krebons in attack mode for defense. I attacked with my Liquari he paid to use it's effect; I trampled it. Next turn he tried to special summon DAD I paid 800 negated the summon he sets Diamond Dude. I Grand Mole it to his hand and attack for game. Life points before winning him 700 me 5600.

[Tronta]

so wait.

this implies to me that he had 2 malicious already in the grave, and removed them for what seems like no reason.

then he summoned a faceup krebons with essentially no effect.

then he threw dad out, which at least has 28, but his own royal oppression thwarts him...

...

he sounds like a REALLY bad player. or im missing something.

[OrangePeel]

He was a horrible duelist and his own Royal Oppression I beat him with twice. his 3rd dark was another Diamond Dude previous to the part I talked about he used 2 Destiny Draws and a Allure.

[Tronta]

im still a little confused here. why did he try to activate malicious' effect when either oppression or mirror would leave him removing it for no reason?

[OrangePeel]

I have no idea? I was trying to understand why myself, but I couldn't.

[Tronta]

alright.....

i mean, was there more darks in his grave that he was trying to manipulate to get dad out?

even then, removing two and adding one (krebons)?

weird

 

 

edit:

i once beat some one in 6 turns with final countdown...

[Golden Chaos]

And how is that?!

 

My funniest moment is:

Well, I was dueling my friend and it was his ever duel!

Actually, I told him to grab a Rule Book and start reading and when he's done, we'll duel using the yvd.

So he started, and the lulz got turned on!

First of all, he had 80 cards, a Yugi/Joey deck! Then, he Summoned a REBD in first turn with no Tributes and even used activated a Trap card on the same turn!!

So, I closed yvd and lol'ed!

[Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer]

Sometimes in WC06, my opponent attacks my FIRE monster while they have less than 500 LP and I have Backfire.

 

AIs are sooooooo stupid.

[Tronta]

im trying to think of the lowest turn count its possible to win with in final countdown.

via pyro clock of destiny, the turns can accelerate a bit.

lets see

1 for the turn you play it, then set 3 pyro clocks, and lets say you play double summon, set two masks of darkness. then set book of eclipse and waboku.

opponents turn you boost by 3, so your on turn 4.

then lets say both masks get flipped, but niether is destroyed for waboku, add two pyros back to your hand, end phase you activate book of eclipse.

 

your turn, turn 5, you flip a mask, set all 3 pyros now, set another waboku, play book of moon on the mask you flipped, set eclipse.

 

end, your opponents turn, still 5, you flip 3 clocks, boosting to 8, then lets say the masks flip again, then back down from eclipse, etc, rinse repeat.

your turn, 9, you have 2 clocks back, then flip a mask to get back the last clock. set all 3. book of moon the flipped mask, set one last waboku, set eclipse.

 

your opponents turn, 9, flip 3 clocks, boost to 12, eclipse them back down after getting two clocks back.

your turn, 13, flip one mask, get the third clock, set all 3. set two spear cretins via double summon.

your opponents turn, 13, 3 clocks, boost to 16, lets say he attacks the faceup mask, killing it, the face down mask, returning pyro to your hand, but killing it, then both spear cretins, returning both masks to face down on your side of the field.

 

your turn, 14, set one clock, flip both masks, set the other 2 clocks, then set a morphing jar # 2. im gettin creative here.

your opponents turn, still 14, flip clocks, boost to 17, he attacks the face down for whatever reason, return masks and for whatever stupid ass reason, topdeck both masks.

your turn, 18, flip both masks, return 2 clocks, set em.

end, flip clocks, boost to 20.

you win.

 

so, real turn count: about 6 actually.

wow.

im sure theres a quicker way to do it though.

[.arx]

All my that my hand was were a Mystical Space Typhoon and a Lightning Vortex and a Summoned Skull. I had a Kuriboh on the field. My opponent had a BEWD and a Mystreious Trap card. I used lightning vortex, and with BEWD destroyed, I used Mystical Space Typhoon to destroy the trap. And My opponent only had 300 life points left, I attacked, and I won. Then, he got so pissed off, he started swearing, then he stopped and went to the bathroom. And came back with a toilet plunger.

[Tronta]

kuriboh... on the field...

well, just a protip, you should have mst'd first.

 

your friend is weird.

also, i love yoshi.

hes so silly.

[The Dark One]

My opponent activates MST on my one back row. I chain it. It is Magic Drain. My opponent discards a Spell to negate.

[lordtyson]

at my locals this guy tells me he is "running exodia" so i better watch out

i tell him so what and then cut his deck real good

we then roll die and he gets first and draws his first 5 cards which where the 5 exodia pieces

he then says "i told you to watch out and you didnt listen,now exodia is mad and i win"

i was like what the h#ll is your issue and then he show me exodia

i yelled no way and then called a judge to check his deck

it turns out that those were his only monsters while the rest was traps

the judge wants to mix up the deck his self so he does and draws 5 cards and guess what he drawed exodia-the judge then says "the first time was a 1?

[Tronta]

erm, bad deck is bad.

how can he run exodia and all traps?

 

trap monsters? eck.

[Docomodake]

It was at a UDE-sanctioned lolocal.

We dueled at tables, two duels per table.

So I was dueling (and kicking the crap out of my opponent, might I add) when I look over at the noob next to me, who's running a sixty-card deck, and see that he has Witch of the Black Forest in his hand. I simply told him WotBF was banned, and he just set it aside and kept on dueling. Luckily though, no judges saw him, so it was good. (Still funny though.)

[:.Bronze Hat.:™]

I dueled myself. I lost.