CrabHelmet Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Today, at school, another student taunted me, so I concluded that the most witty comeback would be to punch him in the face. This resulted in him losing his vision in one eye, leaving him in tears. But then, here's the kicker: because of my perfectly reasonable and only slightly violent action, my English teacher had the nerve to lecture me. The entire world is so cruel to me! Sympathize with my completely undeserved plight! I have done nothing wrong! Also, there was that one time in 2006 when I was playing football (that's what you Americans call "soccer") in the FIFA world cup, and there was this Italian bloke who said something rude about my sister, so I turned around and headbutted him, and the loser fell to the ground. But then the ref gave me a red card, which resulted in my team losing the match. The ref is such a jerk! Didn't he understand my suffering? The entire world is so cruel to me! Sympathize with my completely undeserved plight! I have done nothing wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Rape. The solution to all school disputes. =3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Also' date=' there was that one time in 2006 when I was playing football (that's what you Americans call "soccer") in the FIFA world cup, and there was this Italian bloke who said something rude about my sister, so I turned around and headbutted him, and the loser fell to the ground. But then the ref gave me a red card, which resulted in my team losing the match. The ref is such a jerk! Didn't he understand my suffering? The entire world is so cruel to me! Sympathize with my completely undeserved plight! I have done nothing wrong![/quote'] Now that was low. Violence is a great solution to jerks in my eyes. Pretty much since awesome comebacks are wasted on such people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Careless Whisper Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 So today' date=' we went on a school trip. Only the bus ride home, some jerk kept calling me a "f**" or a "man-whore." I took it and sat there. He laughed a little and kept saying "You're a huge nerd" or "You suck Perloff's dick!" Perloff being a kid from my class. I took it. Then, then I got pissed. He said "When you were born, your mother said, OH s***. You shouldn't exist! Your birth was a f***ing mistake! GO KILL YOURSELF." I leaned into the aisle and launched my fist, and I punched him in the right eye. Then he couldn't see out of that eye. He cried on the bus, and I later was lectured by my English teacher. Discuss. What would YOU do if someone said your birth was a mistake?[/quote'] "Where's the popcorn? This is ammusing." is what you should have said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
¶nÇØGn¶TØ Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 I'll grab anything near to me and start hitting the B@$$T*RD till he/she wished that he/she was never born^_^ Honestly, i don't care. I'll just go on with my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Judgment Dragon Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 I would laugh at how terrible the insult was. Stuff like that doesn't get to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuu. Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 I'd say cool story, bro! You live in america, right? Such things don't happen to me, i would ignore him but if he refuses to keep the "punch-me-i'm-frigging-insulting-you" stand up and become agresive.WARNING:onlydothisifyouhavearatherstrongpostureoryou'lleatdirtsrsly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windowlicker Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 Somebody once said my birth was a mistake. I controlled myself. Then I had a dream about ripping his guts out. Then I felt much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted May 20, 2009 Report Share Posted May 20, 2009 I'd slash their tires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 So today' date=' we went on a school trip. Only the bus ride home, some jerk kept calling me a "f**" or a "man-whore." I took it and sat there. He laughed a little and kept saying "You're a huge nerd" or "You suck Perloff's dick!" Perloff being a kid from my class. I took it. Then, then I got pissed. He said "When you were born, your mother said, OH s***. You shouldn't exist! Your birth was a f***ing mistake! GO KILL YOURSELF." I leaned into the aisle and launched my fist, and I punched him in the right eye. Then he couldn't see out of that eye. He cried on the bus, and I later was lectured by my English teacher. Discuss. What would YOU do if someone said your birth was a mistake?[/quote'] I've developed a thick skin when it comes to insults. I was mercilessly mocked throughout my time in Primary School for being very small. Though once, (a week after my grandfather died) a kid said I gave my grandad AIDS (he died of Cancer anyway). I broke his nose and Roundhouse Kicked him twice in the stomach. I then shoved wood chips and gravel own his throat. Served the s***hole right, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Just flip him off after class when no one's looking, then tell him "What just happened here, stays here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 punch his other eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crimson King Posted May 21, 2009 Report Share Posted May 21, 2009 Just flip him off after class when no one's looking' date=' then tell him "What just happened here, stays here."[/quote']No offense but that's just stupid. I say this because it doesn't accomplish anything, and the person who said and did that might get his/her ass beat by the bastard and his/her friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmanben Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Same thing!!!! F*** him, we DESERVE to exist, and if anyone says something against that, it's perfectly alright to punch him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 I would laugh evily at him then he would be fearing you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crimson King Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Same thing!!!! F*** him' date=' we DESERVE to exist, and if anyone says something against that, it's perfectly alright to punch him.[/quote']Yeah, I completely agree. Except why punch the person when you can torture then mentally and physically? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Question why I'm not adopted. If your birth was a mistake, wouldn't your parents give you up for adoption? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallow Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Ignore him and just walk away, i think he insulted you so you could hit him hard and then you would be punished or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Kid: When you were born, your mother said, OH s***. You shouldn't exist! Your birth was a f***ing mistake! GO KILL YOURSELF! Pikachu: *Thunderbolts until 60% cooked* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 Kid: When you were born' date=' your mother said, OH s***. You shouldn't exist! Your birth was a f***ing mistake! GO KILL YOURSELF! Pikachu: *Thunderbolts until 60% cooked*[/quote'] If only that worked in real life. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kagamine Len Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 I would be like the teacher and lecture him. XD I am not joking. It would be pretty much "Blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah" but in english. If that didn't get through, it would be shouting and thgen ba-wumph. EDIT: Except why punch the person when you can torture then mentally and physically? Pretty much what I said there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted May 22, 2009 Report Share Posted May 22, 2009 that was epic pikachu im gonna sig that i like my idea punch his other eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmanben Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 Kid: When you were born' date=' your mother said, OH s***. You shouldn't exist! Your birth was a f***ing mistake! GO KILL YOURSELF! Pikachu: *Thunderbolts until 60% cooked*[/quote'] Epic Pikachu-ness right there. Llamas Rock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 Pikachu has been revived by epicness. Eh, how cool lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mazerrick Posted May 23, 2009 Report Share Posted May 23, 2009 Kid: When you were born' date=' your mother said, OH s***. You shouldn't exist! Your birth was a f***ing mistake! GO KILL YOURSELF! Pikachu: *Thunderbolts until 60% cooked*[/quote'] If only that worked in real life. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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