HORUS Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 God created Adam and Eve. Adam impregnated Eve twice and she, unsurprisingly, gave birth to two male children: Cain and Abel. Cain killed Abel for some retarded reason. Cain populated the Earth. Who the hell did he funk? Anyways, I didn't really post this to say that. What I really want to say is: funked up kids that result from inbreeding are an example of genetics at work. Having sex with your sister creates a child with obvious mental and physical problems, as evidenced by Kentucky. If we came from 2 people, we would be extremely messed up, man. Especially after 6000 years of inbreeding. Evolution wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 He came millions of children when he masturbated, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted July 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Oh, sorry, I must have missed that part when I read the Bible. Just for the record, I really did read the entire Bible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Cain did it with Eve. =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Eww. He f***ed with his own mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted July 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Cain did it with Eve. =P Which is inbreeding, a process which results in mentally and physically retarded children. Creationism and the Bible teach us that inbreeding is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilhorus Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Evolution is a better theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man0waR Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Eww. He f***ed with his own mum. Incest is best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 ' pid='2542474' dateline='1247300109']Cain did it with Eve. =P Which is inbreeding' date=' a process which results in mentally and physically retarded children. Creationism and the Bible teach us that inbreeding is good.[/quote'] Actually inbred children don't have any higher rate of deformity or retardation than children born to an unrelated couple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2sick4u Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 I'd be surprised if anymore than 10% of Christians have actually read the bible. It appears that most only claim the faith to promote their own inner-cleansing and/or become entranced in the social acceptance associated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 ' pid='2525314' dateline='1247115501']Is it in your genetic code to turn every thread into a religious war? I just really enjoy trolling you all with anti-religious sentiment and loling at your retarded responses. Oh, yeah. Now I remember. No need arguing then, even though I really don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 he's a mother F***er :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King of Games Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 THen why are only some humans wearing "Mark of Cain"(his descendants) on them in Noah's time if he fathered all the humans. Did Adam and Eve have another kid somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 I'm pretty sure Adam and Eve had more than one kid, but technically that'd still be inbreeding anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Contributing that I did in fact read the bible. I'm gonna go ahead and say that anyone who believes half of the sheet in there is a hypocrite to say that Santa or the Tooth fairy are impossible. There are funking giants and people that live to be 1000 years old in it ffs. I mean... COME ON... COME ON???!?!?!? That said, this thread is pointless because anyone who believes it in the first place isn't going to be convinced otherwise by reason. =| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeman The Master Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 ' pid='2542449' dateline='1247299041']God created Adam and Eve. Adam impregnated Eve twice and she' date=' unsurprisingly, gave birth to two male children: Cain and Abel. Cain killed Abel for some retarded reason. Cain populated the Earth. Who the hell did he f***? Anyways, I didn't really post this to say that. What I really want to say is: f***ed up kids that result from inbreeding are an example of genetics at work. Having sex with your sister creates a child with obvious mental and physical problems, as evidenced by Kentucky. If we came from 2 people, we would be extremely messed up, man. Especially after 6000 years of inbreeding. Evolution wins.[/quote'] And that is why I don't believe in God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frlf Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 I always thought that when God sent Adam and Eve to the world, he also created many other people 0.o... My bad. >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prada Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 ' pid='2542449' dateline='1247299041'] Having sex with your sister creates a child with obvious mental and physical problems' date=' as evidenced by Kentucky.[/quote'] funk you. I live in Kentucky, jack ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shonen Jump™ Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Never mind that how adam and eve were portraid to look they should have looked undeveloped due to evolution anyways on this one I agree with horus >.> but I still belive in god i.e. god created evolution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man0waR Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Never mind that how adam and eve were portraid to look they should have looked undeveloped due to evolution anyways on this one I agree with horus >.> but I still belive in god i.e. god created evolution.Never mind that how adam and eve were portraid to look they should have looked undeveloped due to evolution anyways on this one I agree with horus >.> but I still belive in god i.e. god created evolution. I lold when you said god created evolution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silas Angel Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 I'd be surprised if anymore than 10% of Christians have actually read the bible. It appears that most only claim the faith to promote their own inner-cleansing and/or become entranced in the social acceptance associated. That is why there are only 10% of "Christians" who are actually devoted, named by many as "Super-Christians" because they actually are Christians. This thread is stupid... =/ I honestly don't see the point in trolling YCM with so many "I hate Christians" threads. It'll all end the same way... =/ Have fun though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shonen Jump™ Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 meh I loled when I saw your mothers celing last night, on a more serious scale no one likes you and every thread fails when you post on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 I'd be surprised if anymore than 10% of Christians have actually read the bible. It appears that most only claim the faith to promote their own inner-cleansing and/or become entranced in the social acceptance associated. This thread is stupid... =/ I honestly don't see the point in trolling YCM with so many "I hate Christians" threads. It'll all end the same way... =/ Have fun though... Thank you for saying this. This needed to be said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docomodake Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 I expected Cool Story, Bro! and variants of such. Religion in itself is retarded. That being said, people need a mental stabilizer, and a God is usually that. Christfags fail though. If I get another warning for saying christfag i will raeg. Anyhow, atheists etc. are just a way to be an jabroni and sound like you're smart. Evolution, wow! So it's pretty much proven, doesn't mean you have to be a total dick to everyone who doesn't believe in it. This goes the same for christfags (hai thar max c.). :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted July 11, 2009 Report Share Posted July 11, 2009 Well Horus, no it does not. Okay Cain killed Abel. Eve was still there. Maybe, by some hindsight you've realized that you are wrong. Maybe its just further genetic imbreeding that causes that. Of course, God could also create another woman so your theory is flawed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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