Dismal Euphony Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Have you ever done something or had something happen to you that can only be described as an epic fail? Share it so we can all laugh at you. >.> Mine is kinda nasty and involves poop. So... [spoiler=Fail Story Involving Poop]About a year or so ago I went on vacation to Massachusetts and during our stay there we went to some mall. At the mall there was this pizza place, and I was starving so I ate about 3 slices of pizza. About 30 minutes later, my stomach begins to rumble. I've got this massive poop building up in my bowels and I'm at a mall with 3 women who love to shop... Not good. About 20 minutes later I decide that this isn't going to wait. I dart towards the restrooms and, not looking, I accidentally run into the women's bathroom. I had to go so bad, I didn't even notice the lack of urinals. So I'm going to town on this toilet and it's making A LOT of noise. So I finish up and when I walk out and there's these 3 extremely hot girls just standing there, staring at me. And all I could do was go... "Uh... Hey." and continue to wash my hands. :-( Needless to say, I didn't get their numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesirson Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 I lol'd. I can't remember anything really fail right now, but I'm sure I've done something failtastic sometime and if I remember I'll write it down here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yugiohrulez! Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Well, one time i was walking down the street and tripped over nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnSlaUghT Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 I picked my nose i front of the girl i liked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 The epic facepalms of life. That's when you know there was a fail. One of my fails happen to be pushing a door that said "Pull." The bad part was that I heard a young girl whisper to her mother, "Is she retarded?" That was so degrading. I had to deal with my friend's teasing for a full two weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Fell off a bike and lost my wallet, with all my stuff.Identity Crisis. Oh lawd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 Begging like an idiot to be an RP Mod after I decided to accept Sushi's offer when I had previously rejected it in favor of Movies & TV Shows. In real life? Not taking the girl I like to the school dance even when her friends suggested that I should. This was made worse by the fact that this happened when she paid a visit to our school, and the offer and subsequent refusal happened right in front of her, right after I had given her a hug. Easily the biggest epic fail of my life that haunts me every day. I'm going to the school dances this year to make up for that stupid mistake. I hope I'm not too late. If that doesn't work, I'm participating in the school's production of Dracula. I convinced two of her friends to get involved in the play, so my chances of making up for my epic fail should be pretty high. So in a nutshell, I need to learn to say yes more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~RoBoTiClOvEr~ Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 To me, lots of times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lawless Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 According to a lot of other people (not my friends, just regular jackoffs), I fail because I show humanemotions outwardly, like love, hate and depression. But lolz fail? My chair broke when I was sitting on it (I'm not fat, it was set up improperly xD)and it was right in the middle of a speech, a row behind this really hot girl I had a crush on...everyone stopped, stared, laughed, and continued with their lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 I never really had a fail moment. The most stupid thing I did was probably when on the motorway, I waved into a van driving down, and I couldn't see anyone (blacked out windows) and so I told my mum there was no one in it. Been the starter of many embaressing stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindingTheEverlight Posted July 26, 2009 Report Share Posted July 26, 2009 When I was walking into math class and I saw the girl I currently am interested in, and she walked to my and said "You're-" and I cut her off by saying yes immediately. I honestly thought she was going to ask me out, but then again who starts their sentence with "you're"... Anyway, she was like "yes, what?", and I got really embarrassed, so I was like "huh", and then she told me that my zipper on my pants were down. God I hated myself, talk about one huge epic embarrassing fail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I saw what looked like a Bag of Chocolate Candy. I asked my Dad, "Is that chocolate?" He said yes.So I took one out and took a bite. It tastes beefy...After a few seconds, I realized I had eaten a Dog Treat. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 my fail moment was at school and i just got there and right in front of my boyfriends i busted my A$$, i just fell no reason... and everyone laughed even my b/f (after he seen that i was ok of course) I was like so embarassed. -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 my fail moment was at school and i just got there and right in front of my boyfriends i busted my A$$' date=' i just fell no reason... and everyone laughed even my b/f (after he seen that i was ok of course) I was like so embarassed. -.-[/quote'] Bolded = Typo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I saw what looked like a Bag of Chocolate Candy. I asked my Dad' date=' "Is that chocolate?" He said yes.So I took one out and took a bite. It tastes beefy...After a few seconds, I realized I had eaten a Dog Treat. XD[/quote'] Dog treats don't taste too bad. Cat food's worse, IMO. Anyway, I ran into a metal door and split my skull once. Not fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al9090 Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 My dad forgot to pick me up the first day of 6th grade Lukly i made a friend that day so he walked with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindingTheEverlight Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 ^ That's not fail at all bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Half Vamp Riku Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 one time one of my friends was convising me to ask the girl i like to the school dance but then as i was walking up to her i tripped and fell,but she still exsepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 On his father's part it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted July 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 one time one of my friends was convising me to ask the girl i like to the school dance but then as i was walking up to her i tripped and fell' date='but she still exsepted.[/quote'] If she accepted, it's not epic fail. If she laughed, walked off, and started mackin' on some other dude, THAT would be epic fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Half Vamp Riku Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 and this one time in fourth grade i was playing football on the field they and i got tackled into to dog dooone time one of my friends was convising me to ask the girl i like to the school dance but then as i was walking up to her i tripped and fell' date='but she still exsepted.[/quote'] If she accepted, it's not epic fail. If she laughed, walked off, and started mackin' on some other dude, THAT would be epic fail.true but when we got to the dance she was mackin on some other dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 I said "FW isn't epic win"Oh, wait we post fails, not wins.I joined Neon's forum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inteligent12 Posted July 27, 2009 Report Share Posted July 27, 2009 This technically wasnt me but what happened what I was taking my math final and I see that the last question has a typo. It was a typo since I used every method I had to solve it but it was impossible to factor the equation. When everyone got their results 9 people got 98% and one person got 100%. Most of the people I know got the last question wrong because the typo made it an impossible equation so they had to guess. The person who had 100% got the last one right I guess by guessing. The finals that year were so easy I would have gotten 100% if I didnt forget to study exponential decay, I missed 3 questions on that. The fail was that the guy who wrote the math final made a mistake with the last question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 funked up my knee during a soccer game lost us the championship Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted July 28, 2009 Report Share Posted July 28, 2009 Running away from my friends (yeah that game). I decided to hide from them in a tree. So I climbed up, and turns out that tree, was a big bees hive. So I ended up running even faster... Yeah, turns out there was some wild dogs out that day. So I was running from bees and dogs. Not fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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