El Beasto Perezoso Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Grab a lighter from the grilling isle, and cans of hairspray. Then go around cooking all of the frozen food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 "BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE GREATEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME!" Win [/topic] Take every Miley Cyrus poster in the store and give her a tweedly little mustache on each one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirThan Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 i have the best idea everbeat the s*** out of evryone wale they are uncocence rape them then poo and pee evrywarethen brack all the toys and all equipment then when the palece come beat the s*** out of them too(please note you are NOT killing them just beating them up BAD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno983 Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 if they are mario fans in Walmart sart screaming at them while sayng "MARIO SUCKS, SONIC IS THE BEST AND THE SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE IS THE BOMB OF AWESOMNESS!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 "TEEEEEEEEERRORIIIIIIST!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ģค๓blє Posted September 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Take a small child from someone's shopping cart and run screaming, "You kidnapped my baby!" Hide the baby between the couch cushions in the furniture isle and run. Better yet, just replace someone's baby with a baby doll and hang the baby on the shelf where the doll once was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 ^Tehe. Sing really bad karaoke on one of the karaoke machines at a Super Walmart if they are in stock. Then smash all of it. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charizard Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Run around screaming that the evil Walmart happy face is here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantom Roxas Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 Take a nearby blunt object and start hitting small children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 I introduce Wal-Mart to the Church of Scientology. The next thing I know, I'm banned from the entire chain around the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno983 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 i start breking toys while saying "you kids today with you easy to break toys" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. This is so win ^^^ I did it in r/l, cept i modified it to show: Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look atsomething, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline'. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "Ithink we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seenyou in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary). Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others youwill only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervalsthroughout the day. These are even more win ^.^.^.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Child Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. This is so win ^^^ I did it in r/l' date=' cept i modified it to show: [img']http://f.nau.co.il/upload/Xternal/IsraBlog/20/84/00/8420/posts/9852861.jpg[/img] Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look atsomething, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline'. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "Ithink we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seenyou in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary). Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others youwill only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervalsthroughout the day. These are even more win ^.^.^.^ Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling themand stranding them at strategic locations. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around') Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all thespray air fresheners. I know where you got these from >:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirThan Posted October 18, 2009 Report Share Posted October 18, 2009 take a gun shoot all mecendice then replace the bollets wheth legos and fire them at people then get nude and do the dane then swing your butt evrywhare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Clog the cashiers with shopping carts. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Have a shopping cart race that ends in an aisle shelf being knocked over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~LunaticTouhou~ Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 Rip open all yugioh packs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legokun Posted October 21, 2009 Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 @-Cirno- i think someone already did that.Take all the Sausages and Place them in the cash Machines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Shadow Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 yell "BOOGIE BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!BOOGIE!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Rip open all yugioh packs. And scatter them like confetti for the enjoyment of little kids. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mappel6 Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Grab every guitar in the store and smash them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~LunaticTouhou~ Posted November 29, 2009 Report Share Posted November 29, 2009 Yell out "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!" and dump out all the peanut butter and jelly containers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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