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Don't you just HATE, and I mean HATE those stupid people who randomly call you?


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Hey guys. I just remembered a really rude dude calling for my parents a few days ago. I was having my "Afternoon Beauty Nap" (Don't Ask) Notice the quotation marks. Anyways, the phone rang and it woke me up =_=. So I picked it up and a dude asked for my parents. I think it went like this.

 

Rude Dude: Calling for mr. and mrs. (Insert Last Name here)

Me: Oh, I'm sorry, they're not here right now.

Rude Dude: Can I leave a message?

Me: I don't think so.

Rude Dude: Wait what?

Me: Huh?

(He starts saying stuff or something.)

Me: Um..

Rude Dude: Wow...(He literally paused for effect, I think.) *Hangs up*

 

So anyways, share your random Phone Call Moments. It would make me feel better, I should of yelled at him or something -_-

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I hate it when my school calls me at 6 pm when I'm trying to watch Shippuden on the Internet. Worst of all, sometimes they don't even have a message. They just say "(school), calling please hold", but no message.

 

I wish they'd call earlier and at least do it in person instead of automated answer machines

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I hate it when I pick up the phone and all it says is Call rather than a number (our phone usually displays the callers number, if it doesn't there's no point answering it coz its 'dead')...I bet is a cold caller . I don't tend to have strange moments on phones other than the Wrong Number convo you have probably a few times a year.

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Because I live on Guam, a very Popular Vacation Place for Japanese People, I get alot of Calls from them, and I don't speak Japanese, at all, though Sometimes it goes like this, just when I'm in the mood to be annoying:

 

Japanese Person: (insert Japanese Question here)

Me: No hablan japones. (I don't speak Japanese in Spanish, at least I think that is how you write it)

Japanese Person: Huh?

Me: No hablan japones!

 

You would be Surprised how Funny it can be Sometimes, and Once the Japanese Guy had his Daughter, or Wife, whom apparently Spoke English, speak into the Phone, and I Spoke English to Her, telling her I spoke Japanese, but when it went back to the Man, I couldn't Speak Japanese!

Wow!!!!

I just realized how much of an Idiot I am.

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I hate it when my school calls me at 6 pm when I'm trying to watch Shippuden on the Internet. Worst of all' date=' sometimes they don't even have a message. They just say "(school), calling please hold", but no message.

 

I wish they'd call earlier and at least do it in person instead of automated answer machines

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Unless your school only has like 10 people in it, making individual personal calls to every student is completely impractical and a waste of that person's time.

 

That being said, I usually lol when I received automated calls from my school about bad things that have happened, at 4:00 in the afternoon. When my parents are guaranteed to not be in.

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I hate it when my school calls me at 6 pm when I'm trying to watch Shippuden on the Internet. Worst of all' date=' sometimes they don't even have a message. They just say "(school), calling please hold", but no message.

 

I wish they'd call earlier and at least do it in person instead of automated answer machines

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Unless your school only has like 10 people in it, making individual personal calls to every student is completely impractical and a waste of that person's time.

 

Lol tell that to my art teacher... He would call each student himself and make sure things are ok. He's just that kinda guy...

 

As for me? I rarely answer the phone. And when I do, it's either my school (not automated since I'm in a certain group of kids not in the main school) or someone from the government. Thats all quick calls... So meh.

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Person A will be the person calling me, and I will be Person B. To make life easier, I'll use "A" and "B" to represent these persons.

 

A: "Hello, would you like to participate in a government survey?"

B: "Yes."

A: "Great! How do you feel about Obama's healthcare plan?"

B: "Yes."

A: "So, you like it?"

B: "Yes."

A: "Okay... would you call yourself a Democrat?"

B: "Yes."

A: "Do you know any Republicans? If so, how many?"

B: "Yes."

A: "Okay, how many Republicans do you know?"

B: "Yes?"

A: "Can you say anything other than yes?"

B: "No."

 

I then hang up.

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Here's mine.

 

Me will represent me.

That one guy will represent the caller.

 

TOG: Hello, are the parents of [insert my name here] home?

Me: No, I'm sorry. Would you like me to relay them a message?

TOG: Yes. Um, [insert my name here] has not turned in his assignments for the last three days.

Me: LIAR!

TOG: What?

Me: YOU LIE!

TOG: Umm......

Me: IAFOOEDNFNOEFASOMFAAOSDMS (random anger keysmash effect to replace some angry cursing.)

TOG: -hangs up-

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*thinks to mention my prank phone calling thread*

 

This one guy called, and he said he was looking for Hugh Jass. Obviously it was a prank call, so I answered, Yes. This is Hugh Jass. Who is this? They would say Joe. I would say, Hello Joe. What do you have to ask me? He said will you f*ck me for a dollar? I answered, This is the police department. I have replied to your prank call to see how far it would go. Your call is being traced and we will come sometime around in 2 hours. Enjoy your time when your not in jail. Good bye. *hangs up*

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Phone: *Ring*

Mom: "Can you go see who it is?"

Me: "Busy"

Mom: "Do it"

Me: shut up woman! "Fine" *lets character sit in a online Deathmatch Game*

Phone: (Insert Random Spanish Woman here) (Insert Random number here)

Me: I don't know *go back to room, I lose the f-ing game >.>*

Answering Machine: "(Insert Spanish Text, since I don't know how to speak Spanish!)"

 

Yeah....some mentally challenged Spanish Person calls my house a bunch..........

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  • 3 weeks later...

ok heres one for u.......this one afternoon my dad was talking to some guy about lowering interest rate on his credit card, well anyways my dad comes into my room cuz we were going to watch My Bloody Valentine and he was like 'dont answer the phone cuz he knew that guy was gonna call back, and he was right. so for the next hour or so this guy kept calling back, i finally picked up the phone and of course it was that guy...he was like 'What happened to the phone' (in a packy voice) and i said 'I dont know', he asked if he could talk to my dad and i said 'One sec' then hung up the phone......my dad just lol'd

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ok heres one for u.......this one afternoon my dad was talking to some guy about lowering interest rate on his credit card' date=' well anyways my dad comes into my room cuz we were going to watch My Bloody Valentine and he was like 'dont answer the phone cuz he knew that guy was gonna call back, and he was right. so for the next hour or so this guy kept calling back, i finally picked up the phone and of course it was that guy...he was like 'What happened to the phone' (in a packy voice) and i said 'I dont know', he asked if he could talk to my dad and i said 'One sec' then hung up the phone......my dad just lol'd

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