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I need to learn how to dance like that.

A step by step guide:

1. Remove every bone from your body.

2. Ask someone to poke you.

 

That made me lol xD

Well' date=' it's nothing but the truth.

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No... There is other ways...

 

1) Become Revival Jam

2) Get someone to poke you

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tell me how to put my bones back

You must eat a murshroom that grows only in Siberia, devour the flesh of a pig and eat an apple in Tailand. Only then can you learn where to get a couldrin. Next, you vomit into a solid gold couldrin, and add the following ingediants: Pig snot, horse nipples, skunk tails, a hoof of a hourse, a mouse's skull, and gorilla hair. You must eat this at midnight, imitating the call of a mocking bird, then chew on a branch for fiber. The bone should grow back in a week.

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How is he going to do all that with no bones!?

 

Simple' date=' you just tell the Dragon dwelling that cave over there *points to it* and say," YOU CAN BREATH FIRE. YOUR ARGUEMENT IS INVALID." and he would know what to do from there.

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But what if the invisible moo cows jump in your way singing the 'Hey diddle diddle' song?

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How is he going to do all that with no bones!?

 

Simple' date=' you just tell the Dragon dwelling that cave over there *points to it* and say," YOU CAN BREATH FIRE. YOUR ARGUEMENT IS INVALID." and he would know what to do from there.

[/quote']

But what if the invisible moo cows jump in your way singing the 'Hey diddle diddle' song?

You tell him there is no spoon.

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How is he going to do all that with no bones!?

 

Simple' date=' you just tell the Dragon dwelling that cave over there *points to it* and say," YOU CAN BREATH FIRE. YOUR ARGUEMENT IS INVALID." and he would know what to do from there.

[/quote']

But what if the invisible moo cows jump in your way singing the 'Hey diddle diddle' song?

You tell him there is no spoon.

But then the dragon will rust D:

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How is he going to do all that with no bones!?

 

Simple' date=' you just tell the Dragon dwelling that cave over there *points to it* and say," YOU CAN BREATH FIRE. YOUR ARGUEMENT IS INVALID." and he would know what to do from there.

[/quote']

But what if the invisible moo cows jump in your way singing the 'Hey diddle diddle' song?

You tell him there is no spoon.

But then the dragon will rust D:

What the duce? Everyone knows dragons like rusty spoons.

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How is he going to do all that with no bones!?

 

Simple' date=' you just tell the Dragon dwelling that cave over there *points to it* and say," YOU CAN BREATH FIRE. YOUR ARGUEMENT IS INVALID." and he would know what to do from there.

[/quote']

But what if the invisible moo cows jump in your way singing the 'Hey diddle diddle' song?

You tell him there is no spoon.

But then the dragon will rust D:

What the duce? Everyone knows dragons like rusty spoons.

But there is no spoon, and if you say that out loud the dradon'll rust.

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How is he going to do all that with no bones!?

 

Simple' date=' you just tell the Dragon dwelling that cave over there *points to it* and say," YOU CAN BREATH FIRE. YOUR ARGUEMENT IS INVALID." and he would know what to do from there.

[/quote']

But what if the invisible moo cows jump in your way singing the 'Hey diddle diddle' song?

You tell him there is no spoon.

But then the dragon will rust D:

What the duce? Everyone knows dragons like rusty spoons.

But there is no spoon, and if you say that out loud the dradon'll rust.

You must poor green milk on the dragon for its wings to come back. A pig must take a sheet on the dragon's legs, and he should be good to go.

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How is he going to do all that with no bones!?

 

Simple' date=' you just tell the Dragon dwelling that cave over there *points to it* and say," YOU CAN BREATH FIRE. YOUR ARGUEMENT IS INVALID." and he would know what to do from there.

[/quote']

But what if the invisible moo cows jump in your way singing the 'Hey diddle diddle' song?

You tell him there is no spoon.

But then the dragon will rust D:

What the duce? Everyone knows dragons like rusty spoons.

But there is no spoon, and if you say that out loud the dradon'll rust.

You must poor green milk on the dragon for its wings to come back. A pig must take a s*** on the dragon's legs, and he should be good to go.

But the green milk scares the pigs away, before they have a change to s*** on the dragon. Then it gets furious the the copper forms stonehenge, now what have we learned about removing our bones?

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How is he going to do all that with no bones!?

 

Simple' date=' you just tell the Dragon dwelling that cave over there *points to it* and say," YOU CAN BREATH FIRE. YOUR ARGUEMENT IS INVALID." and he would know what to do from there.

[/quote']

But what if the invisible moo cows jump in your way singing the 'Hey diddle diddle' song?

You tell him there is no spoon.

But then the dragon will rust D:

What the duce? Everyone knows dragons like rusty spoons.

But there is no spoon, and if you say that out loud the dradon'll rust.

You must poor green milk on the dragon for its wings to come back. A pig must take a s*** on the dragon's legs, and he should be good to go.

But the green milk scares the pigs away, before they have a change to s*** on the dragon. Then it gets furious the the copper forms stonehenge, now what have we learned about removing our bones?

....to not to......

 

D:

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How is he going to do all that with no bones!?

 

Simple' date=' you just tell the Dragon dwelling that cave over there *points to it* and say," YOU CAN BREATH FIRE. YOUR ARGUEMENT IS INVALID." and he would know what to do from there.

[/quote']

But what if the invisible moo cows jump in your way singing the 'Hey diddle diddle' song?

You tell him there is no spoon.

But then the dragon will rust D:

What the duce? Everyone knows dragons like rusty spoons.

But there is no spoon, and if you say that out loud the dradon'll rust.

You must poor green milk on the dragon for its wings to come back. A pig must take a s*** on the dragon's legs, and he should be good to go.

But the green milk scares the pigs away, before they have a change to s*** on the dragon. Then it gets furious the the copper forms stonehenge, now what have we learned about removing our bones?

....to not to......

 

D:

Cars moment FTW!!

Sheriff: 'What have I told you about talking to the accused?'

Mator: 'To not to."

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