Larxene Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 You people are boring and aren't any fun at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 no, I just don't want to be mentally scarred... geothermal... WTF o.O that was random... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Your a bigger perv than Xirno. Only mental scars are a relief from the unberable tortue you deserve. LAr's entire personality is a lie so here existence itself is debatable and you can't for the love of you tell what Zex is really thinking. Anyway it's like this: Lar and Zex built a robot which was then shoved up her vagina to see if it could be birthed twice. Since at this time the robot was in her pants Xirno felt competition from him and bit off his legs. Anyway then the robot's birth time came but since the robot was a gundam it wasn't a easy birth. So Dr Nexev (me) had to do a C-section. My Nurse Skuldur got devored by the tentacles that emerged from the incision. (However a pint of laxatives later and ALLOT of pushing and he came out fine but allitle brown and smelly). Anyway after that we managed to get the baby bot safely and it was promptly attacked by a crazy Crusader preaching the end of the world. But Detective Amythest held him off. Then Lar and Zex raised him in a enviroment devoid of love and compassion filled with any vice and indulgence the world over. And they sang Mordred's lullaby allot too. And gave him a nightwish CD. Anyway the robot boy was corrupted to one who had a heart but no soul. His name was Phantom. Ynder the codename ROXAS he created a cult in which to overthrow this cruel land, one which his parents joined to keep an eye on him. Later the doctor himself joined, adding crimes against nature to the cults already long list of unforgivable offenses. This club became known as 13 and it was feared. And that is essentially our baby tape of little Roxas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 If that kind of conversation would mentally scar you, then you ARE boring. This is normal for us~ Ain't that right, Skul, Davvy, Xirny, Nex, Phoenix, and Rox? Ohwait most of you are never here anymore. .... Yeah, boring. EDIT: NEX I LOVE YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 I don't exist. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 I'm pretending to be metally scarred for the sake of appearing normal. Nexev can tell you just how non perverted I am... >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 LOL I like Nexev's story. That was... odd but hysterical X'D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Yes Zex is right, everyone here doesn't fit under conventional normalcy. Especially becasue I'm always half joking half day dreaming. And Zex, accept me on facebook! D;< I'm Goldman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 well, how about a new topic? Like lolis Tactics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 I have a book on tatics. "How to rape a ninja".... Whoops, that ones Xirno when Lar is too tired to respond. Tatics are used to kill people without working nearly as hard as you had to without a strategy. So yay for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 NPGFTW well, I can say I AM very perverted, but... still... this birth thing went too far... I'm all for chains and all that, but when a metal whateverthecrap is shoved inside a vagina, then things get out of hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Robot. How else can a person act like a robot. He's a pacifista. Or an andriod. Cyborg 0013? T-13000 I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 ... I'm officially lost... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 @MarsuveesGet used to it, strangely enough I actually understood that entire conversation.Yet I'm no where to be seen.Awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Well you would have been under the same couch where the shoving took place but that would have been a anachronism. So instead you where dealing with Deus telling you how insane he is because has a shotgun and is made from madness matter and ooooh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted February 4, 2010 Report Share Posted February 4, 2010 Meh, I've heard that one before.Wait, I thought that happened on the other couch. You know the one with the panda?Now this couch feels just like that place with the nice people in clean white coats, except that the nice people in clean whitle coats aren't here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 @Zeo: No no. That is unacceptable. I have always been the He-Mom of this club. Ask anyone who's been here a while. =D Can we have a second one? ;~; Please' date=' you other guys are terrible children. >: You don't even call me Mother. ;~;[/quote'] I'm sorry mother, you just control me D:I'm sorry if I look I am. D: .... The answer is yes. I KNEW IT.I KNEW ROXAS WAS A ROBOT. D You people are boring and aren't any fun at all. If I was here, that conversation would've went further. It seems that Nexev made it more awesome though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroke Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 So anything happen while I was gone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 We discovered that Roxas is a robot that Zex and Lar raised. I wished I had joined this site years ago to help. ;~; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Your a bigger perv than Xirno. INCONCEIVABLE. If that kind of conversation would mentally scar you' date=' then you ARE boring. This is normal for us~ Ain't that right, Skul, Davvy, Xirny, Nex, Phoenix, and Rox? Ohwait most of you are never here anymore.[/quote'] I'm here whenever the conversastion interests me~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroke Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Such as what, Voyeur? What piques your interests? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Quick. Someone get a topic to where Xirny always comes in. >D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 .... A bigger perv than VOYEUR(Because of the name XD)?! NOT POSSIBLE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Such as what' date=' Voyeur? What piques your interests?[/quote'] Your mother >:[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted February 5, 2010 Report Share Posted February 5, 2010 Oh you're all so simple minded. The only interesting people here are all robots anyway that me and Zex developed to relieve our boredom. For example, Xirno was a robot too. I originally created her to be my maid, but there was a glitch in her brain and she became overly obsessed with me. Davok is a robot too, but he was more of an experiment than anything else, and he has multiple brains and he's highly unstable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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