Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 I have chocolate on my body a good percent of the day, it would hardly be any different. Besides, my element is Ice jabroni, I can just freeze it and break it~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Whilst your arms are trapped inside a block of solidfied tar, which would prefer to be cooled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Whilst your arms are trapped inside a block of solidfied tar' date=' which would prefer to be cooled?[/quote'] You'd be amazed at the wonders my tongue can do, it being chocolate, I could easily lick it away in a matter of hours as well~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 *Silently walks in, takes a seat in his favorite arm chair, opens a news paper, and starts reading. Whilst reading, he leans over to one side of his arm chair, pulls out a small robot, and sets it on the ground next to him. He then glances meaningfully at everyone present, a small smile on his face, and goes back to reading.* Robotan: =D Oh hai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 A robot. =D Make sure it doesn't get near Demyx, he likes it when they go boom. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Everyone, this is Robotan. He is a small robot, and a nice companion. Please treat him properly. Robotan: Ribunana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Everyone' date=' this is Robotan. He is a small robot, and a nice companion. Please treat him properly. Robotan: Ribunana![/quote'] What can he do now~? *picks Robotan up by the feet* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Huh? My squadron of egrets fixed it while you were unsuccessfully trying to get your underwear back. *ducks head into closet* And a fine hello to you too' date=' Skuldur.[/quote'] *gets out from under bed, winks at Amethyst and shows sharp teeth at Xirno* I'm the monster under your bed~ ONE-THREE WORD STATEMENTS ARE SPAM! COURT FINDS DEFENDEDNTS BROKEN AND MOTHER PLEASE-DIE GUILTY OF HIGH CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME YOU MUST.... TAKE OFF YOU PANTS AND GO TO XIRNO'S ROOM. SHE IS THEN ENTITLED TO DO WHATEVER KINKY s*** SHE THINKS UP. Mmmm. I've been a naughty little shark girl' date=' magister~ I need to do penance~[/color'] WAIT WAT. NO. I HAVE STANDARDS YOU KNOW. No you doooooooon't~ :P It's chocolate ice-cream blended with the tar used on roads. It is physically impossible to eat. ... ICE CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAM~ <3 <3 <3 *devours* Got any Chocolate Ice-Cream non-blended left~? I need it for my experiments~ <3 Oh my' date=' dear Voyeur, I never knew you were into that sort of thing~[/color'] Everyone' date=' this is Robotan. He is a small robot, and a nice companion. Please treat him properly. Robotan: Ribunana![/quote'] YOU ARE MY NEW BEEEEEST FRIEND~ =3 *takes by hand and runs off* LET'S GO ON FABULOUS ADVENTURES TOGETHER~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Huh? My squadron of egrets fixed it while you were unsuccessfully trying to get your underwear back. *ducks head into closet* And a fine hello to you too' date=' Skuldur.[/quote'] *gets out from under bed, winks at Amethyst and shows sharp teeth at Xirno* I'm the monster under your bed~ Kinky~ <3 ONE-THREE WORD STATEMENTS ARE SPAM! COURT FINDS DEFENDEDNTS BROKEN AND MOTHER PLEASE-DIE GUILTY OF HIGH CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME YOU MUST.... TAKE OFF YOU PANTS AND GO TO XIRNO'S ROOM. SHE IS THEN ENTITLED TO DO WHATEVER KINKY s*** SHE THINKS UP. Mmmm. I've been a naughty little shark girl' date=' magister~ I need to do penance~[/color'] You I'm fine with doing kinky things to~ <3 WAIT WAT. NO. I HAVE STANDARDS YOU KNOW. No you doooooooon't~ :P YES I DO! D: Got any Chocolate Ice-Cream non-blended left~? I need it for my experiments~ <3 Oh my' date=' dear Voyeur, I never knew you were into that sort of thing~[/color'] There's alot you don't know about me~ ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 You would willingly eat tar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 You would willingly eat tar? I'll just imagine it's something else~? =p It's chocolate, isn't it~? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Robotan: D= Rabu! Rabu! *squirming in Xirno's hands* ...Xirno, please refrain from handling Robotan in such a way. Robotan: *Hops onto Demyx's back* Robo venture mah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Robotan: D= Rabu! Rabu! *squirming in Xirno's hands* ...Xirno' date=' please refrain from handling Robotan in such a way. Robotan: *Hops onto Demyx's back* Robo venture mah![/quote'] :3 Baaaaaaaaaw. Dun worry about Aunty Xirny~! Let's go get some of Mr. Broken's ice cream~ AND THEN WE CAN GO RESCUE THE CHOCOLATE CAKE PRINCESS FROM THE FAILED NECROMANCER PIMP~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Robotan: D= Rabu! Rabu! *squirming in Xirno's hands* ...Xirno' date=' please refrain from handling Robotan in such a way. Robotan: *Hops onto Demyx's back* Robo venture mah![/quote'] :3 Baaaaaaaaaw. Dun worry about Aunty Xirny~! Let's go get some of Mr. Broken's ice cream~ AND THEN WE CAN GO RESCUE THE CHOCOLATE CAKE PRINCESS FROM THE FAILED NECROMANCER PIMP~ Will Theta be there~? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Robotan: D= Rabu! Rabu! *squirming in Xirno's hands* ...Xirno' date=' please refrain from handling Robotan in such a way. Robotan: *Hops onto Demyx's back* Robo venture mah![/quote'] :3 Baaaaaaaaaw. Dun worry about Aunty Xirny~! Let's go get some of Mr. Broken's ice cream~ AND THEN WE CAN GO RESCUE THE CHOCOLATE CAKE PRINCESS FROM THE FAILED NECROMANCER PIMP~ Will Theta be there~? I'm right behind you~ *tears head off* <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Robotan: D= Rabu! Rabu! *squirming in Xirno's hands* ...Xirno' date=' please refrain from handling Robotan in such a way. Robotan: *Hops onto Demyx's back* Robo venture mah![/quote'] :3 Baaaaaaaaaw. Dun worry about Aunty Xirny~! Let's go get some of Mr. Broken's ice cream~ AND THEN WE CAN GO RESCUE THE CHOCOLATE CAKE PRINCESS FROM THE FAILED NECROMANCER PIMP~ Will Theta be there~? I'm right behind you~ *tears head off* <3 ... *gets head back* Bad Theta! Aim lower when your going to use your mouth D< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Mmmm... I'm sure I will~ ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Mmmm... I'm sure I will~ ;D And not in public either D: I have a thing about that D; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 Mmmm... I'm sure I will~ ;D And not in public either D: I have a thing about that D; I know~ ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted February 7, 2010 Report Share Posted February 7, 2010 You'd be surprised how many people wake up in very complicated situations with me grinning at them from a secure location. I suppose it wouldn't surprise you to wake up' date=' embedded in a lump of Chocolate Asphalt.[/b'] Mmm, chocolate ashphalt... sounds dangerous... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 It is chocolate, but mixed with tar that can kill you. Despite being harder than all buggery, you'd died from eating it. You can literally make a road from Chocolate Asphalt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 But its nothing compared to smorez lane!Besides some people are alergic to asphalt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeshooter Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Allergic to asphalt? That must suck, considering basically all roads are made of it. Hey, Lar or anybody else, do you remember than one adoptable site that we used to all have in our signatures? It was when we still had Touhou names. Or at least, you did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 I know sucks, thats why I drive these people down the smore lanes!Asphalt free, and it only costs then their liver!My firends get away with paying with a kidney.and if your really friendly towards me I just take an ear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted February 8, 2010 Report Share Posted February 8, 2010 Smore Lane is cute and all, but it has more potholes due to frequent liquidation from the sun. You wind up with more on your tire than in the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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