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When Lar says she made your crappy idea good, it's just her way of saying she loves you.

 

Also, didn't we go over this a while ago? With the Larxism, Zexism, and Roxism. Then Mineku tried to ruin it by saying his was better than everyone's. As usual.

 

 

Also, Nex, my only problem was that you didn't actually give a reason for Season 4. xD You came up with a very strange plot that was reminiscent of what happened in Season 4, but you didn't actually give a reason for the actual season. Lolrhyme.

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Was it actually confirmed that Seasons 1 & 2 were the anime referred to in Tamers? It could have just been some other anime in Tamers. After all, Ryo is confirmed to have cross dimensions. This of course was due to the aforementioned rip in reality. Ryo managed to escape the Adventure universe and land into the Tamers universe. However, due to this sudden appearance of a man that had crossed dimensions, history rewrote itself so as to make sense of Ryo's existence, and thus had no choice but to deem his original home dimension fiction. This decision and its execution was made easier with Emomon's paradox.

 

Despite Emomon's death, the rip in reality he had created dragged him in. After defeating Armageddemon, Omnimon sent himself back in time too, eventually coming to face Emomon, who was once a partner to one-half of Omnimon. Omnimon shook these feelings and battled Emomon to the death, but Emomon refused to fade away. His feelings and will transformed his remaining data into Mephistomon. Wishing to voice his rage, he recalled the voice of Myotismon and took it to himself. After evolving into Gulfmon, his memories began to disappear even further, but his defeat in the Tamers movie caused him to vanish from all realms of existence.

 

His mission fulfilled, Omnimon returned to his original timeline. The universe, being such a bastard, decided there was something else to do. To take Omnimon's temporary place in the timeline, Leomon was revived with his previous memories wiped just so that he could die again.

 

Zex, I highly encourage watching Savers/Data Squad. Third best season in my opinion, although the dub gets especially horrendous when the Royal Knights showed up. Coincidentally, that was when I stopped watching the dub.

 

Believing in Roxism practically forces you to believe that Hiro Mashima is in fact the True God and that Mormonism is one of the greatest red herrings. Thus, Stephenie Meyer is in fact obfuscating stupidity and cast a spell upon her books with the sole purpose of gaining more converts, for she is in fact Hiail Iurinbidm, for rules the Twelfth Circle of Hell, Teaphieg. At the End of Days, Hiro Mashima and Stephenie Meyer shall raise their armies for one last showdown. Hiro Mashima, however, has control of parallel worlds, and thus will summon the alternate counterpart of Stephenie Meyer, who's writing skills surpass even that of this world's Stephen King. Stephenie Meyer summons her army of Mary Sues and Gary Stus, effectively causing Aizen and Sasuke to join her side in envy. Thus, Hiro Mashima gathers the strength of Akira Toriyama, Stephen King, Johnny Depp, and Dunsparce and leads them to victory.

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I refuse to shorten my explanation on part of your laziness.

 

D:

 

So anyway' date=' I finally decided to start watching Code Geass.

 

I'm about 2 minutes into the first episode, and I'm surprised. Apparently America is going to rename the country, build mech suits, and destroy Japan by August of this year.

 

Absolutely amazing.

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I know. Isn't it just awesome?

 

And later, some high school kid gets the ability to shoot birds out of his eye to control people!

 

Just epic right?

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When Lar says she made your crappy idea good' date=' it's just her way of saying she loves you.

 

Also, didn't we go over this a while ago? With the Larxism, Zexism, and Roxism. Then Mineku tried to ruin it by saying his was better than everyone's. As usual.

 

 

Also, Nex, my only problem was that you didn't actually give a reason for Season 4. xD You came up with a very strange plot that was reminiscent of what happened in Season 4, but you didn't actually give a reason for the actual season. Lolrhyme.

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Actually it was at the beggining.

 

The D-reaper from season 3 screws up the digi world with green house gases.

 

Global warming kicks in and the world turn to a broken mockery were people start fighting because KingLuthermon Junior Mode did not in-fact have a dream.

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So anyway' date=' I finally decided to start watching Code Geass.

 

I'm about 2 minutes into the first episode, and I'm surprised. Apparently America is going to rename the country, build mech suits, and destroy Japan by August of this year.

 

Absolutely amazing.

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NO.

 

D:

 

YOU SUCK AMERICA.

 

I LIKE JAPAN, KILL ONE OF THE COUNTRIES NOBODY CARES ABOUT.

 

LIKE GEORGIA.

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I am called an evil scientist in Lar's profile (LAR, the crazy ass boob satan) and even I am not that mean.

 

I mean I am an equal rights advocate for the undead goddamnit!

 

Anyway I made some songs in a different place and I thought I might as well post some.

[spoiler= Kickafus a one piece song]

.:Nexev:.

A shitload of fuckin' chapters ago,

In a village named Fuschia

There lived a humble family

Yet strong and with kung fu.

But yey there was some black sheeps,

As in, like over 52.

One was was young Monkey D.

And he refused to listen to the law.

Compared to his pirate dream

the rules can go funk a saw

He ate a tasty fruit

And his bones were made of rubber all the time.

 

..::Luffy::..

Oh, Roger's gold will be blazing

As I'll unearth it from it's grave

Then I'll get a funking samurai ,

Who likes bitting shiney blades!

'Twas I who will punch the nobles,

With a gomu gomu punch to boot!

And if you try to mess with me,

Then I shall gomu punch you too!

Gotta get a boat and the quest's on!

I gots to eat some a lunch and the quest's on!

Gotta punch a Marine and the quest's on!

Gotta get a musician and the quest's on!

 

..::Garp::..

You've disobeyed my wishes son,

When will you ever learn?

Keep it up and you'd be in Ace's shoes

The series would be a bore

This dream that you are having

Comes from the depths of hell.

Piracy's is tricky work,

And rewardless and sinful as well.

You'll become a wanted criminal;

From the gallows your body will swing!

Your heart has lost direction,

And chaos you will bring.

You'd better shut your mouth,

You better watch your tone!

You're grounded for a week with no meat, just bones!

Don't want to hear you whine,

Don't want this ignored!

You gotta praise The Law when you're in my home!

 

..::Luffy::..

Shanks can you hear me?

I am lost and could eat a goat...

I'm asking for your lunch

If I don't get any beef soon I will be so boned

I need a tight compadre

Who will help me be the king.

My Father thinks you're evil,

But man, he ain't got no bling.

Piracy's is not the devil's work,

Its honorable and grand.

I'll never be king as long as I am

Stuck here with my grandad...

 

..::Shanks (Straw hat)::..

I hear you brave young Monkey,

You have the will of D.

But you must work hard,

To be the pirate king.

Escape your granpa's clutches,

And this pathetic east blue.

On a journey you must go,

To find the one piece like any pirate would!

In The Line of grandness,

Where magnetic poles can kiss my ass,

You will find a powerful crew,

besides the ones you already will have !

To find your fame and fortune,

Through the ocean you must sail.

You will face the fiendish mortals.

Nw get the funk of this rock!

 

..::Nexev::..

So he bailed from fuckin' Fuschiapoo

With hunger in it's gut

And he journeyed far and wide

To find a musician to sail with.

But in the end he knew

That he will be the king of the see.

One Piece!

buuuuuuuuuuuuuyy.

One-nenenene Piece.

 

 

[spoiler=Like a mod]Break, Fleur thanks for coming to your performance review

No problem

So your in charge around here is that fair to say?

Absolutely, I'm the Mod

Ok, so take us through a day in the life of the Mod

Well the first thing I do is

Talk to admins (like a mod)

Approve feedback (like a mod)

Lead the art threads (like a mod)

post in intro (like a mod)

Direct threadflow (like a mod)

My own laptop (like a mod)

Micro manage (like a mod)

Promote onepiece (like a mod)

Hit on Andrew (like a mod)

Get a raped ass (like a mod)

Swallow sadness (like a mod)

Send some friend requests (like a mod)

Call a sex line (like a mod)

smile deeply (like a mod)

switch my avatar (like a mod)

Eat a bagel (like a mod)

insult Roxas (like a mod)

No promotion (like a mod)

lots of vodka (like a mod)

talk to miu (like a mod)

ban button (like a mod)

In my profile (like a mod)

Oh, funk me a can't funking do it sheet

Pussy out (like a mod)

insult Roxas again (like a mod)

gfx some pictures (like a mod)

make my own sig (like a mod)

Score some coke (like a mod)

lock my thread (like a mod)

do the batman jig (like a mod)

Eat some chicken strips (like a mod)

Warn Andrew (like a mod)

Black out in the sewer (like a mod)

Meet some talking popcorn (like a mod)

funk his brains out (like a mod)

Play charizard (like a mod)

Blow up a copter (like a mod)

Crash into the sun (like a mod)

Now I'm dead (like a mod)

Uh huh so that's an average day for you then?

No doubt

You rape popcorn and die?

Hell yea.

I think that at one point there you said something about playing pokemon cards?

Nope

Actually I'm pretty sure you did

Naw that aint me

Ok well this has been eye opening for me

I'm da mod

Yea I know I got that you said that 400 times

I'm da mod

Yeah, yeah I got it

I'm da mod

Ok great I heard you, bye

Like a mod

 

 

[spoiler=Rudolph's mom]

Rudolph's mom has got it goin' on

Rudolph's mom has got it goin' on

Rudolph's mom has got it goin' on

Rudolph's mom has got it goin' on

 

Rudolph, can I come over after Christmas eve? (Christmas eve)

We can smoke cigars and shoot some pool (shoot some pool)

Did your mom get back from her watching that flick? (watching a flick)

She can run, but she can' escape my dick (fear the dick)

 

You know, I'm not usually one for bestiality

But I'm all grown up now, Rudolph can't you see?

 

Rudolph's mom has got it goin' on

She's all I want and I've got a hard on

Rudolph, can't you see I'm just into not yaoi

I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Rudolph's mom

 

Rudolph's mom has got it goin' on

Rudolph's mom has got it goin' on

 

Rudolph, do you remember when we watched saw? (watched saw)

Your mom came out with just a towel on (putting the moves on)

I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (perverted stare)

And the way she said, "I need someone to hold me cause I'm just so scared." (just so scared)

 

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy

but since Blitzen walked out your mom could use a guy like me

 

Rudolph's mom has got it goin' on

She's all I want, and I've got a hard on

Rudolph, can't you see I'm just not into yaoi

I know it might be wrong,

but I'm in love with Rudolph's mom

 

Rudolph's mom has got it goin' on

She's all I want and I've waited for so long,

Stacy can't you see I'm just not into yaoi,

I know it might be wrong but oh oh

(I know that it is wrong)

I'm in love with (Rudolph's mom oh oh)

(Rudolphs mom oh oh)

I'm in love with Rudolph's mom

 

 

[spoiler=Natsu went down to georgia]

Lucy went down to Fairy tail, she was looking for a guild to join

Natsu said she come: after chapter one so she was overjoyed

When they later came across this young woman who wore metal allot

And this Ezra jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Natsu let me tell you what:

"I bet you didn't know it, but I have a job to do.

"And if you and stripper care to dare, I'd like it if you came too.

"Now they met a wind boy: 5 seconds and he was through

"Later the job board bet a key of gold against Natsu's soul, 'cos S-ranks too hard for you."

Then Natsu said: "My name's Natsu and I don't give a sheet,

"I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

 

Natsu you get off that boat and breath your fire hard.

'Cos hells broke loose in Galuna and the Lyon's heart is hard.

And if you win you get this shiny celestial key made of gold.

But if you lose, Deliora destroys your soul.

 

Jose the took the stage and said: "I'll start this show."

And Sparks through from Marakov as his magic Aria stole.

And needless to say Natsu was pissed. So fairy tail joined in, it sounded something like this

When Natsu finished, Gerad said: "Well you're pretty good for a chump.

"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, let a true threat show you how it's done."

 

Fire in tower, run Gerad, run.

Your magic no match for a Natsu punch.

Giant resurrection tower finally blows.

"Granny, is Wally dandy"

"No, child, no."

 

The Gerad bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.

But he would reappear on the oracion seis arc eventually

Natsu said: "Gerad just come on back if you ever want to try again.

"I told you once, you son of a jabroni, I'm the best that's ever been."

 

And then he joined fighting festival run Luxus run.

Lachrima implants ain't no match for a Natsu punch.

Oricon Seis arc comes up, Natsu's gonna go.

"Granny, will Ichiya ever do stuff?"

"No, child, no."

 

 

[spoiler=Luxus was prepared]I'd never thought Fairy Tail essential

 

It's crude, an unspeakable pain.

 

But would it be they a glimmer of potential?

 

If aligned to my vision and brain.

 

 

I know that your powers of retention

Are as wet as a Jubia's panties

But thick as you are, pay attention

My offer will fulfill your wildest fancies.

 

It's clear from your angry expressions

That heeding my words is not a chore that you care

But we're talking guilds and perfections

Even you can't be caught unawares

 

So prepare for a brawl of a lifetime

Be prepared for sensational news

This guilds greatest era

Is tiptoing nearer

Freid: And where do we feature?

Just listen to teacher

 

I know it sounds tramuatising

But this place needs downsizing

But in the end it will be better than new

And this guilds greatness people will be aware

Be prepared!

 

It's great that we'll soon be connected

With a Guild that'll be all-time adored

 

Of course, to prove your worth, you're expected

To smear a few pests on the floor

The future is littered with prizes

And though I'm the main addressee

The point that I must emphasize is

This place won't be sheet without me!

 

So prepare for the coup of the century

Be prepared for the tournament so grand

Meticulous Planning

Tenacity Spamming

Losers so vile

Is simply why I'll

Be master undisputed

Respected, saluted

And see this guild as perfect as I am

Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared

Be prepared!

 

Yes our teeth and ambitions are bared.

Be prepared!

 

 

Ode to Jack Nicholson [spoiler=Ode to Jack Nicholson ]It's another movie based of a King

This one in a hotel

It's pretty damn cold and no nintendo

So Jack is bored as hell.

 

He says, "All work and no play, well you know rest

Either way, it don't really care

Because you gotta face facts and I got and ax

So down my family goes"

 

la la la, di da da

La la, di di da da dum

 

 

Play us a part, you're Jack Nicholson

Play us a part tonight

Well, we're all the mood for a comedy

Though your parts are funked up in hindsight

 

Now Bruce at the bar is a friend of mine

He went through a whole lot of sheet

But he's quick with a smile and he's got money in piles

But there's some place that he'd rather be

He says, "Nex, I believe this is killing me."

As his smile ran away from his face

"Well I'm sure that I could be assualting clowns

If I found a sweet ride and a name"

 

Oh, la la la, di da da

La la, di da da da dum

 

Now Patrick is a criminal

Who pretends he's insane

And he's fighting with Nurse who's easily the worst

And probably will be for life

 

And thier are a couple other movies

But you know, I don't really care

Hey I'm not being payed so don't complain

That Chinatown won't get it's cameo

 

Chorus

Play us a part, you're Jack Nicholson

Play us a part tonight

Well, we're all the mood for a comedy

Though your parts are funked up in hindsight

 

Well it looks like we got a couple of lines

So let's talk bucket list

'Cause I know that you'll see it, cause it's got morgan freeman

And in the end both he and Jack die

And the best part is that it's cancer

That does these actors in

And they read my thread and send me requests

And say "Man why wasn't 'about schmidt' mentioned here?'

 

Oh, la la la, di da da

La la, di da da da dum

 

Chorus:

Play us a part, you're Jack Nicholson

Play us a part tonight

Well, we're all the mood for a comedy

Though your parts are funked up in hindsight

 

 

 

[spoiler=Antagonist Q]Gazille:

Morning, Luxus!

 

Luxus

Hi, Gazille

 

Gazille

How's life?

 

Luxus

Disappointing!

 

Gazille

What's the matter?

 

Luxus

The fairy tail gui;d

laid me off.

 

Gazille

Oh, I'm sorry!

 

Luxus

Me too! I mean look at me

I'm third dragonslayer shown and I

always thought -

 

Gazille

What?

 

Luxus

No, it sounds stupid.

 

Gazille

Aww, come on!

 

Luxus

When I was little

I thought I would be...

 

Gazille

What?

 

Luxus

A main character

like that guy Luffy

But now my arc is done

And as you can see

I'm not

 

Gazille

Nope!

 

Luxus

Oh Well,

It sucks to be me.

 

Gazille

Nooo.

 

Luxus

It sucks to be me.

 

Gazille

No!

 

Luxus

It sucks to be alone

and have no guild

and stuck with this fangirl thing.

It sucks to be me.

 

GAzille

Oh, you think your life sucks?

 

Luxus

I think so.

 

Gazille

Your problems aren't so bad!

I'm kinda Sexy

And pretty damn strong.

 

Luxus

You are.

 

Gazille

Thanks!

I like romantic things

Like murder and art.

And as you know

I have a gigantic heart

So where the hell is

my cat?

funk!

It sucks to be me!

 

Luxus

Me too.

 

Gazille

It sucks to be me.

 

Luxus

It sucks to be me.

It sucks to be Luxus...

 

Gazille

And Gazille...

 

Luxus

To be stuck with this chick!

 

Gazille

To be some catless dick!

 

BOTH

It sucks to be me.

 

Luxus

Hey, Cobra, Brian can you

settle something for us?

Do you have a second?

 

Brian

Ah, certainly.

 

Gazille

Whose life sucks more?

Luxus's or mine?

 

brian and cobra

Ours!

 

Brian

We are powerful.

 

Cobra

Were the funking

oracion seis.

 

Brian

We've been nigh invincible

 

Cobra

Ever since the

Day we met.

 

Brian

But now our arc is done

it makes me really upset

oh now we are stuck as minor fighters

 

Cobra

Come on, our

future got to be brighter!

 

Brian

You can talk

your a slayer

write you out?

the author wouldn't dare

 

Cobra

Oh yeah?

You got the dual personallity

and the magic tats

to wear.

 

Brian

You make that very

Small arc that

We share a hell.

 

Cobra

So do you,

That's why I'm in hell too!

 

Brian

It sucks to be me!

 

Cobra

No, it sucks to be me!

 

Brian

It sucks to be me!

 

Luxus

It sucks to be me!

 

ALL

Is there any villian out there

It doesn't suck to be?

It sucks to be me!

 

Lyon

Why you all so happy?

 

Cobra

Becuase our lives suck!

 

Lyon

Your lives suck?

I hearing you correctly? Ha!

I coming to this manga

For opportunities.

Tried to be an

ice master

But in only one of three.

But with hard work

I got to try demon summoning

It didn't work!

And now I a god guy!

But I have no fangirls

And I have an

Unofficial fiance'!

And we have lots

Of stripping bills to pay!

It suck to be me!

It suck to be me!

I say it

Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-

Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-

Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-

Suck!

It suck to be me!

 

Black dragon

Excuse me?

 

Luxus

Hey there.

 

Black Dragon

Sorry to bother you, but I'm

looking for a manga to be a villian of.

 

Lyon

Why you looking all

the way out here?

 

Black Dragon

Well, I started at One Piece

but so far everything is out

of my power range. But these

heros looks a lot weaker!

Oh, and look - a "For hire" sign!

 

Luxus

You need to talk to

the recurring antagonist

Let me get him.

 

Black Dragon

Great, thanks!

 

Luxus

Yo, Gerry!

 

Gerald

I'm comin'! I'm comin'!

 

Black Dragon

Oh my God!

It's Sieghart!

 

GARY COLEMAN

No I ain't!

I'm Sieghart

From TV's

Rave Master Show

Excpt I only look like him

and died

no so long ago!

Now I'm in jail

Getting raped

by some guy named phil

But I'm here -

The recurring antagonist

On Antagonist Q -

 

ALL

It sucks to be you.

 

Gazille

You win!

 

ALL

It sucks to be you.

 

Luxus

I feel better now!

 

Gerad

Try having people

stopping you to ask you

"What the heck is with Mystogen?"

It gets old.

 

ALL

It sucks to be you

On Antagonist Q

(Sucks to be me)

On Antagonist Q

(Sucks to be you)

On Antagonist Q

(Sucks to be us)

But not when

We're together.

We're together

Here on Antagonist Q!

We live on Antagonist Q!

Our friends do too!

'Til Natsu

faces doom,

We live on Antagonist Q!

 

Black dragon

This is real life!

 

ALL

We live on Antagonist Q!

 

Cobra

You're gonna love it!

 

ALL

We live on Antagonist Q!

 

Gerad

Here's your keys!

 

ALL

Welcome to Antagonist Q!

 

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