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Oh. Hell. YAY. =3

 

*lights cigarette*

 

You have to wait. And as I am not technically in charge anymore' date=' I'll just ignore you~

 

 

@Zeo: No no. That is unacceptable. I have always been the He-Mom of this club. Ask anyone who's been here a while. =D

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Oh god damn it you brought back the memories.

 

Now my ass is itchy.

 

 

o.O

 

why the crap are people calling other people children and mommy??

 

One day when you're older and have grown up' date=' had kids, pursued a lengthy and profitable career, fell in love, married, had a family, lived a long prosperous and happy life, you will lay down in your bed and close your eyes.

 

Then you will regret you asked that question.[/color']

 

Oh' date=' you naughty children, trying to navigate away from the subject.

 

 

Creepy Lovechildbirth is a beautiful thing.

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I am suddenly immensely horrified at how much Creepy Lovechildbirth sounds like HP Lovecraft.

 

Even more horrified at how much sense that makes.

 

Drifting away....

 

Darklink's a balloon? O.0

 

Quick tie him down to something.

 

jabroni' date=' I gotta go get an anchor. >=O[/color']

 

no' date=' I just don't want to be mentally scarred...

 

geothermal...

 

WTF o.O

 

that was random...

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Welcome to the family, Linkyyyyy~

 

If that kind of conversation would mentally scar you' date=' then you ARE boring.

 

This is normal for us~

 

Ain't that right, Skul, Davvy, Xirny, Nex, Phoenix, and Rox?

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I feel intensely left out.

 

Aunty Xirny likes to play~ :D

 

Oh you're all so simple minded. The only interesting people here are all robots anyway that me and Zex developed to relieve our boredom.

 

Davok is a robot too' date=' but he was more of an experiment than anything else, and he has multiple brains and he's highly unstable.

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Multiple brains?

 

OHSHIRETCOOOOOOOOOOON~

 

Also' date=' I believe when we trespassed into God's territory one too many times, a demon god thing possessed the Davok-bot.

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I prefer myself not to associate myself with demons. They're pathetic, besides, in terms of being creatures of Chaos, Jakkals trump them extremely. Also, Kantus di Luciforium doesn't really have that big of a territory as It likes us to think.

 

There are others? o:

 

You think I WANTED Davok to be a deranged psychopath?

 

I'm supposed to be the only psycho one here! D<

 

I prefer the term "unempathic to the whole of the homo sapien species".

 

...Are any of my club leaders NOT crazy?

 

One night upon a stair' date=' I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today.

 

[i']I wish he would just stay away~[/i] Dx

 

I'm still scared.... WAit' date=' I'm not human O.O I'm a physical incarnation of evil.... does that mean I'll also be a first? :D XD (AKA I'm kidding)

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If you're the physical incarnation of Evil, I am frightened at the prospect of the arrival of the physical incarnation of Good.

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Two years ago, someone learned my shameful secret that I am in fact an alien parasite that escaped from Pine Gap. I took over the mind and body of this teenager in attempts to survive in the human world. Also, whilst you weren't looking I copied your robots blue-prints, so I may create an unstoppable army of pedo-bears.

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EDIT: Ah, Eliflan. One of the classics, I believe. I choose Cyrus as my character~

 

Oh' date=' and Zeo~?

 

Come here.

 

=3

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Yes master~ <3

 

@Broken: You're an alien?

 

Ooooh, that's sexy~

 

I SWEAR TO GOD THETA, IF YOU JOIN THE THREE STOOGES OVER THERE I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH YOUR OWN FETISH WHIP.

 

Erotic~

 

*boots out*

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By the way' date=' Davok, please do be nice to Zeo. He only has one day left as a human, you see.

 

 

@Zeo: *Smacks with a chair* =D Nighty night.

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Yes. I only have one day left as a hua-

 

OW! >

 

EDIT: Ah' date=' Eliflan. One of the classics, I believe. I choose Cyrus as my character~

 

Oh' date=' and Zeo~?

 

Come here.

 

=3

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Yes master~

 

@Broken: You're an alien?

 

Ooooh, that's sexy~

 

I SWEAR TO GOD THETA, IF YOU JOIN THE THREE STOOGES OVER THERE I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH YOUR OWN FETISH WHIP.

 

Erotic~

 

*boots out*

 

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Wait. Are you saying you'll kill me if I make a Threesome/Foursome?

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SCREW YOU! D

 

Pine Gap is kinda like the Area 51 of Australia' date=' or something like that. Yes I am an alien, how else do you think I can survive this club, no natural human can.

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...Excellent point.

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