Nexev Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 Beating a dead hooker is an expression to express "We're getting nowhere". Because the hooker is already dead' date=' so there's no point is beating it. So if someone is going nowhere with something, or you're going in circles, you can say "we're just beating a dead hooker with this".[/quote'] Look I hate to contridict you but last week a moth came to my bed and filled my tired and weary head, with horrid tales of her, I couldn't believe it, I couldn't believe thier true. But then the lampshade smiled at me, it said believe it said believe. So I wanted her to know, it was nothing personal. Anyway the jabroni was disrespectin what with it's lazy eye staring at me screaming and how it was such a terrible lay. But after I was done with her she learned some manners. Now she's my maid and I treat her real nice. Ahh my tea, thank you Marie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DL Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 what the crap... I lost you after 'the moth came into my room'... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted February 15, 2010 Report Share Posted February 15, 2010 I figured as much, the lightbulb told me you were a dim one. Such a nice bulb he is. A beacon of light in my dark existence of drama, treachery, and disappointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Well isn't that nice? Nex is talking to mister bulb again after their little spat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Dude what are you talking about? Mister Bulb's my childhood doll, he was and always is my bestest friend ever. We will never argue ever. Are you mentally well? *stare* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 No, but then again I never have been.Well if you didn't argue with him, who were you yelling at last night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 No' date=' but then again I never have been.Well if you didn't argue with him, who were you yelling at last night?[/quote'] He wasn't yelling, Theta spent the night in his room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Oh, well I guess that makes sense.But wait, then why were ther moans coming from your room?and who was in Theta's room!? O.o I'm getting confused! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Xirno has frozen sex toys. And Theta's room was empty since she doesn't have one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 What about thta cozy padded room with no windows and the locked door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Xirno has frozen sex toys. And Theta's room was empty since she doesn't have one. Uh sure, Sex toys, that's it. *hides from mother* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 No' date=' but then again I never have been.Well if you didn't argue with him, who were you yelling at last night?[/quote'] He wasn't yelling, Theta spent the night in his room. He was boring~ D: I liked it better with your room~ ;D *kicks door in* Huh. Oh, by the way. Host, Dem and Davok won't be available until after tomorrow. Perhaps they won't be available ever again. Damn pussywimp rabbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 That sounds interesting.wait if Theta doesn't have a room then what were all those mindless sex slaves doing the that room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Wait one damn minute. What are all these freeloaders doing lollygagging about in our castle? *pumps Splodathrowa* Time for pest control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 You have to pump that gun? I thought it was an automatic. Well it just goes to show. I really need to brush up on my weaponry skillz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 [spoiler=I made a Satori.] Ignore her face, I know it sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 You have to pump that gun? I thought it was an automatic. Well it just goes to show. I really need to brush up on my weaponry skillz. I pump' date=' pull, switch and drag. Whenever I feel like it. [/color'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sploda Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Woah, nice where can I get one of these Splodathrowas?Also if not then I'm going to have to go invent my own weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 No' date=' but then again I never have been.Well if you didn't argue with him, who were you yelling at last night?[/quote'] He wasn't yelling, Theta spent the night in his room. He was boring~ D: I liked it better with your room~ ;D Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuush! Mother doesn't approve of our relationship D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Intriuging, we really need to trade weapon blue prints. I may not have anything nearly as destructive but you might salvage something usable in them. Thier is some enjoyment in a bomb that unexplodes itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitus Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 In the eyes of the organization, I'm not dead am I? During my absence, I have learned the arts of a Jani-lock. I have learned to summon the demons of clean and freshness, and use the dark magics of soap power. I suck at it, though. However, on the flip side, I'm considering leaving YCM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 No, no, of course you aren't dead here. Me and Zex have actually taken a liking to you. <3 Which is why you were saved from the recent purge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warden Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 [spoiler=I made a Satori.] Ignore her face' date=' I know it sucks.[/quote'] ......RUN FOR THE HILLS! NOTHING CAN SAVE US NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassa Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 That thing looks really creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCherry Posted February 16, 2010 Report Share Posted February 16, 2010 Xirno has frozen sex toys. And Theta's room was empty since she doesn't have one. Uh sure' date=' Sex toys, that's it. *hides from mother*[/quote'] What? I'm not angry about Sex toys.I would've even gotten you more if you wanted. [spoiler=I made a Satori.] Ignore her face' date=' I know it sucks.[/quote'] Actually, other than the face, I think it's pretty well done. No' date=' but then again I never have been.Well if you didn't argue with him, who were you yelling at last night?[/quote'] He wasn't yelling, Theta spent the night in his room. He was boring~ D: I liked it better with your room~ ;D Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuush! Mother doesn't approve of our relationship D: Who said that?Mother approves. However' date=' on the flip side, I'm considering leaving YCM.[/quote'] Dare I ask why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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