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Name: spellcaster kid or any nicknames you come up with

Species: Nobody

Square-Enix games you've played/own: KH 1,2 and Days, FF Dissidia, Tactics, 3 on DS, 12 and Revenant Wings, Crystal Cronicles, CC Ring of Fates and CC Crystal Bearers.

 

I want to join to talk with KH fans and discuss lots of completely irrelevant and relevant subjects as well as meeting new people. I'll help out the club in any way I can.

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AND NOW A LIMITED TIME OFFER' date=' BUY A SKULDUR ABUSING DOLL AND GET A LARXENE KNIFE FOR FREE! =D

 

Only $29.95.

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Stop slathering your products all over the internet. We don't want any.

 

Mainly because I'm saving up for the biography A Mop and a Dream by Infinitus, sold wherever fine books are sold at $39.99, and comes with a free Infinitus action figure with mopping and shadow magic action.

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>=O No biography is worth that much!

 

All of you stop plugging your products. You'll distract the good people from what they should be buying.

 

*Turns to the screen and holds up a Zexaeon plushie*

 

Like this vintage Zexaeon Orgybaby! We at Orgybaby know that you collectors have just been waiting AGES for this one to hit the shelves! Well, get this, now are you listening? It's not ON shelves! This limited-time, limited-edition offer is available only by phone, but you have to order now!

 

This plush is priced to sell at $59.99, but order in the next ten minutes, and we'll SLASH that price right down to $39.99, and throw in this charming Nexev Orgybaby from edition 4. The Nexev isn't a limited edition version (we'll get to those later), but is still priced at a fair 29.99! So that's a Limited-Edition Zexaeon and an Edition 4 Nexev, an $89.98 value for just $39.99!

 

This offer won't last folks, so order now! Isn't that right Linda?

 

*A blond woman wearing a red blazer and sporting acrylic nails walks up*

 

Linda; Oh, definitely! Now, Aeon, what makes this Limited Edition Zexaeon so special compared to say, this Edition 3 Zexaeon? *Holds up a similar plushie*

 

I'm glad you asked that Linda! Well, as you can see, this Orgybaby comes complete with Zexaeon's limited time emo haircut he sported for AX08, when he cosplayed his favorite character from the popular Kingdom Hearts series! Not only that, but its carrying a little book in its hand, which is in fact a miniaturized-print version of the current chapters of YCManga!

 

This Edition 3 Zexaeon has a different haircut, and lacks the YCManga.

 

Linda: Oh, I see now! What a catch! And how many did they make?

 

Linda, they only made 1,000 of these Zexaeon plushies before I angrily called them and demanded they stop! So it is no longer in production and is a collector's dream! In fact, I've just gotten word that over 600 have sold already! Best hurry folks, they are going fast!

 

 

 

~Coming up on the Organization Shopping Network, a Limtied Edition Nexev! And later, the rare, ever so hard to come by Xirno & Skuldur duo Orgybaby! And later still, Roxas' used clothing! Stay tuned!~

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All of us senior members already read the entire Served comic ages ago~

 

I haven't.

 

...

 

;-;

 

Well if it was Xirno' date=' maybe. But not Skuldur.

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Wait, who am I doing the lap dance for?

 

Well.... What do I have to sell? *Rummages through stuff* Xirno's panties? No' date=' already got in trouble for those.... Hmm.... OH! How about this vial of Worm Sludge? Guaranteed to make you trip! Only $9.99! plus shipping and handling

 

Give me my panties back.

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