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@Zex: The stuffing in the plushies is manure.

 

The stuffing of my biography is a moving, 536 page hardback book of human triumph and spirit against the hardest of times..........and stains.

 

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I hardly bother to look through my old clothes, so the idea of advertising my used clothing won't go way. If we were to advertise towards tweens it would work, but I don't think that is the case. See, what I'm advertising is my very own Roxas Orgybaby, in this limited-time offer, the Phantom Edition.

 

*A young boy approaches*

 

Boy: But mistah, it wooks wike you're stawting to copy dat Zexaeon advotisem.

 

That may just very well be the case, but listen here. This special plushie comes complete with an art book detailing the gruesome abuse Skuldur endures at Xirno's hand, and spectacular fanart of Larxene as both God and Satan, commanding Infinitus and Nexev to rewrite the Divine Comedy using the citizens of the universe as her Cosmic Playthings.

 

Boy: Can't I just find dis online?

 

That is impossible, for there is a magic spell that causes anyone who witnesses the pictures via a computer will sponatneously be turned inside out, ripped apart by rabbits, and bounded to be trapped inside a copy of Breaking Dawn. For the safety of my customers, I highly recommend buying this doll. Call in the next twelve minutes and you will receive a special Death Note that will not kill anyone! Mercifully, that is. All this for the special price of $27.95!

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Whoa whoa whoa.

 

I come back to figure out that we're opening a Wal-Mart and Roxas is talking about rabbits?

 

Oh dear god.

 

WTF? o.O

 

A wal-mart?

 

That sounds good.

 

As for the rabbit part... that's where the WTF comes in...

 

We'd Zex' date=' Lar, and Roxas would be rich.

 

While selling wabbits for wabbit season.

 

You're giving Zex a lap dance in exchange for a new YCManga chapter.

 

Or you can beat Skuldur into a pulp' date=' your choice.

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Eh.

 

I'll beat Skuldur. I'd rather not give anyone but you a Lap Dance.

 

You're giving Zex a lap dance and you'll like it.

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You can give me one anyway' date=' as long as it's free.

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Of course, my love.

 

Silly Voyeur.

 

You can't beat me. I'm your physically superior. =D

 

Damnitt.

 

Why can't I be a total dumbass and have those iron bracelets that allow me to summon without teacher permission D:

 

You pretty much described me. Allow me to explain:

 

Iron bracelets = My set of Janitor keys.

 

Summon w/o teach permission = Can get into the building whenever I want, and can summon demons of cleanliness.

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While selling wabbits for wabbit season.

 

I actually read that in the voice of Elmer Fudd.

 

@Awesome: You have to have seen Baka to Test to understand the joke.

 

@Xirno: We just need to find a teacher to supervise. I suggest Lar.

 

But that's unfair! She'll cause me to have a nosebleed and die! D:

 

I suggest Zex or Roxas!

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