Organization XIII

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

I don't tinker with my old designs Skul. >.>

 

that's not what you said last nigh-

 

...

 

I MEAN UHM.

 

But yeah I'd rather not have surgery.

[Nexev]

Do remember Xirno is that your artifical replacement for a soul is legally mine.

 

We had a deal, you failed.

 

>.>

 

I'm the only one here who owns another member.

[Davok]

But Xirno, don't you want to be a giant cow? o:

[DL]

Giant cow? O.o

 

Just what does Nexev DO to people?

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

Do remember Xirno is that your artifical replacement for a soul is legally mine.

 

We had a deal' date=' you failed.

 

>.>

 

I'm the only one here who owns another member.

[/quote']

 

I never agreed to the deal.

 

Besides, me and Lar had simultaneous orgasms BEFORE you even brought it up, so technically I won.

 

But Xirno' date=' don't you want to be a giant cow? o:

[/quote']

 

I love 'em, but no.

 

Giant cow? O.o

 

Just what does Nexev DO to people?

 

It's an inside joke.

[DL]

...

 

O.o

 

I don't even want to KNOW.

[Davok]

No, no, no.

 

X-Com greatly values their test subjects.

[Sploda]

@DL

well you see-

*gets knocked unconcious*

[Larxene]

I fixed the charger. So much for your chance to abuse my powers.

[DL]

Wow, that was short.

 

And just like that, Skuldur's powers are gone.

[Nexev]

You want to be alive.

 

I can do that.

 

For 3 days. In this time period you must give Larxene to share your love. IE a simutanus orgasm.

 

If you do then your home' date=' your here, your happily ever after.

 

If you don't your soul rots in my agricultural hell for the rest of my short life.

 

However thier is one small thing, I will require a fee,

 

Not much of course, only... your lust.

 

Xirno stars in... The Little Sex Slave.

 

Rated R.

[/quote']

 

My Lust!? But I'm nothing without my lust! D:

 

And, let me get these straight. I have to get Lar to love me or I die?

No' date=' you have to work at a farm.

 

And you will have your looks, your pretty face, and don't underestimate the power of the emotional aspect.

 

The goddess don't like anyone looser. They hardly are entertained by a whore. Yes for gods it must preferred for their ladies not to sleep with any cur. After all dear, why else will I prattle for?

 

Come on, they are not that impressed with sexual harassment, true deities skip it when they can. But aren't they impressed, with a women who can keep her dress. It's she who has standards who gets the dad.

 

Come on you poor unfortunate bot! Go ahead, make your choice.

 

I'm a very busy madman and I haven't got all day. It won't cost much, just your lust.

 

You poor unfortunate bot, it's sad, but true.

 

If your picky over pussy, sweet you got to pay the toll. Take a gulp, take a glance, go ahead and sign the scroll! Awesome, Skuldur, now I got her boys.

 

The boss is on a roll!

 

You poor, unfortunate bot!

[/quote']

 

 

Alright! I will give up my lust for her love!

 

We had a deal.

 

 

Are you trying to squirm out of it?

 

DON'T YOU DISRESPECT ME, LITTLE SLAVE!

 

Don't you try to dodgge, what your obliged.

 

Your in my world now, not your world.

 

And I've got friends on all the sides.

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

I'm so lost within this conversation xD

 

I think I'll just go play XIII.

 

/wanted to post something

[DL]

You want to be alive.

 

I can do that.

 

For 3 days. In this time period you must give Larxene to share your love. IE a simutanus orgasm.

 

If you do then your home' date=' your here, your happily ever after.

 

If you don't your soul rots in my agricultural hell for the rest of my short life.

 

However thier is one small thing, I will require a fee,

 

Not much of course, only... your lust.

 

Xirno stars in... The Little Sex Slave.

 

Rated R.

[/quote']

 

My Lust!? But I'm nothing without my lust! D:

 

And, let me get these straight. I have to get Lar to love me or I die?

No' date=' you have to work at a farm.

 

And you will have your looks, your pretty face, and don't underestimate the power of the emotional aspect.

 

The goddess don't like anyone looser. They hardly are entertained by a whore. Yes for gods it must preferred for their ladies not to sleep with any cur. After all dear, why else will I prattle for?

 

Come on, they are not that impressed with sexual harassment, true deities skip it when they can. But aren't they impressed, with a women who can keep her dress. It's she who has standards who gets the dad.

 

Come on you poor unfortunate bot! Go ahead, make your choice.

 

I'm a very busy madman and I haven't got all day. It won't cost much, just your lust.

 

You poor unfortunate bot, it's sad, but true.

 

If your picky over pussy, sweet you got to pay the toll. Take a gulp, take a glance, go ahead and sign the scroll! Awesome, Skuldur, now I got her boys.

 

The boss is on a roll!

 

You poor, unfortunate bot!

[/quote']

 

 

Alright! I will give up my lust for her love!

 

We had a deal.

 

 

Are you trying to squirm out of it?

 

DON'T YOU DISRESPECT ME' date=' LITTLE SLAVE!

 

Don't you try to dodgge, what your obliged.

 

Your in my world now, not your world.

 

And I've got friends on all the sides.

[/quote']

 

Not as lost as me, I assure you O.o

 

But... I like that last line, Nexev. it made me chuckle.

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

Are you trying to squirm out of it?

 

DON'T YOU DISRESPECT ME' date=' LITTLE SLAVE!

 

Don't you try to dodgge, what your obliged.

 

Your in my world now, not your world.

 

And I've got friends on all the sides.

[/quote']

 

But she admitted her love for me.

 

Sooooo.

[Zexaeon]

I've suddenly got a fierce urge to rip someone's jaw off. =o

 

Strange, that's usally Lar's thing. Hmmm. *Glances at Darklink*

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

Rip someone's jaw off away from the carpet. We don't want blood stains~

[Nexev]

Are you trying to squirm out of it?

 

DON'T YOU DISRESPECT ME' date=' LITTLE SLAVE!

 

Don't you try to dodgge, what your obliged.

 

Your in my world now, not your world.

 

And I've got friends on all the sides.

[/quote']

 

But she admitted her love for me.

 

Sooooo.

 

Except that she didn't, you ran out of time and she said she would do you IF you got Chiuyuri.

 

Since she never joined this clearly never happened, thus you never had you simutanuos orgasm, so I own your ass.

 

@ZEX: You can borrow Xirno's.

[DL]

I've suddenly got a fierce urge to rip someone's jaw off. =o

 

Strange' date=' that's usally Lar's thing. Hmmm. *Glances at Darklink*

[/quote']

 

...

 

*gulp*

 

*cowers*

 

 

I like my jaw. >.>

[Davok]

I've suddenly got a fierce urge to rip someone's jaw off. =o

 

Strange' date=' that's usally Lar's thing. Hmmm. *Glances at Darklink*

[/quote']

 

Be sure to give the jaw to me so I can research it for THE FATE OF HUMANITY.

[Nexev]

?

You hate humanity...

[Zexaeon]

*Stares at Darklink for a while*

 

*Stands up*

 

*Walks casually over to Darklink*

 

*Stares*

 

*Reaches out*

 

*Grabs Creator, who just happens to be walking by, and tears his jaw off, leaving him sputtering on the carpet*

 

He'll be fine. Apparently has some kind of supernatural whoozits, so he'll be on his feet in no time.

 

*Glances at Darklink, then at the blood on the plush, white carpet*

 

Clean that up.

[Blake]

*Raises hand* May I Rip my jaw off so it will be cleaned up, as Creator and I are similar?

[Davok]

Zex, did I mention I love you?

 

?

You hate humanity...

 

I hate aliens even more. Especially Mutons. Bastards. D<

[Zexaeon]

Be my guest. Here, I'll help you with that. *Commences the ripping*

 

HAY XIRNO. 8D WANNA PLAY WITH THESE COOL DOLLS I HAVE? *Holds up two detached jaws*

[Blake]

*Snaps, and jaw reappears* Oh, look! More blood on the white carpet!