Nishi-chan Posted October 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2009 -shoots Muluck- Now, back to business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muluck Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 -shoots Muluck- Now' date=' back to business.[/quote'] But do you not see where I am coming from?To say there is a person that is funniest out of everyone, you have to statistics that fit each persons humor into one pool in order for that person to be able to be THE funniest person on earth. That doesn't mean if you lesson the area, that the person couldn't be THE funniest person in Michigan, or even in America. Though the chances of that is even less statistical than in Michigan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff! Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 SERIOSITY DOES NOT BELONG IN GENERAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 Muluck. This a YUGIOH FORUM. No one takes ANYTHING serious. OT: I still think my joke is the funniest. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T. Sankara Posted October 22, 2009 Report Share Posted October 22, 2009 A black guy, white guy, and chinese guy walk into a gas station to get a drink. The white guy goes first, and gets a coke. He tastes it and goes, "Hey, why's this taste so weird?" to the two Chinese station runner people guys persons. They respond with, "Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your coke," Giving the white man a reason to run off steamed. The Chinese guy steps up next, and the results are the same. "Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your coke." The Chinese male walked away crying and hurt. The black guy approaches the counter, and purchases a coke. "Why's this taste funny" he asks. The attendants of course reply "Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your coke." The black man didn't run or walk away, instead he gave a reply of his own. "Me got gun, it shoot fast, me put bullet in yo ass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 good -shoots Muluck- Now' date=' back to business.[/quote'] But do you not see where I am coming from?To say there is a person that is funniest out of everyone, you have to statistics that fit each persons humor into one pool in order for that person to be able to be THE funniest person on earth. That doesn't mean if you lesson the area, that the person couldn't be THE funniest person in Michigan, or even in America. Though the chances of that is even less statistical than in Michigan. can someone please shut him up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Poison Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 A black guy' date=' white guy, and chinese guy walk into a gas station to get a drink. The white guy goes first, and gets a coke. He tastes it and goes, "Hey, why's this taste so weird?" to the two Chinese station runner people guys persons. They respond with, "Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your coke," Giving the white man a reason to run off steamed. The Chinese guy steps up next, and the results are the same. "Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your coke." The Chinese male walked away crying and hurt. The black guy approaches the counter, and purchases a coke. "Why's this taste funny" he asks. The attendants of course reply "Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your coke." The black man didn't run or walk away, instead he gave a reply of his own. "Me got gun, it shoot fast, me put bullet in yo ass."[/quote'] This has got to be the worst joke ever :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Funny the first time, but yea: [spoiler=Lulz]An American, Australian and Chinese were heading to the newly-opened fusion restaurant to try out the new food. The waiter at the entrance counter showed them to one of the beautiful window seats. Another waiter gave each of the men a nicely-designed menu. Each of them read the menu and ordered the food they usually ate. The food arrived faster than expected. But the Australian's food did not arrive yet. The American had a large Double Cheeseburger with Fries in front of him. To the other two men's surprise, he chucked the whole plate out of the window. "What are you doing?" Asked the Chinese man. "I'm getting bored of the stuff in my country.", he replied. The Chinese man had a bowl of noodles with pork. Yet again, the Chinese man threw the whole bowl of noodles out of the window. "Why did you do that?" asked the Australian. "I'm getting bored of the stuff in my country.", he replied. The Australian, unexpectedly, grabbed the Chinese man's shirt and launched him out of the window. Everyone in the restaurant was shocked and asked "Why did you chuck him out?". ""I'm getting bored of the stuff in my country.", he replied. Not surprised if you heard of this one already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Funny the first time' date=' but yea: [spoiler=Lulz']An American, Australian and Chinese were heading to the newly-opened fusion restaurant to try out the new food. The waiter at the entrance counter showed them to one of the beautiful window seats. Another waiter gave each of the men a nicely-designed menu. Each of them read the menu and ordered the food they usually ate. The food arrived faster than expected. But the Australian's food did not arrive yet. The American had a large Double Cheeseburger with Fries in front of him. To the other two men's surprise, he chucked the whole plate out of the window. "What are you doing?" Asked the Chinese man. "I'm getting bored of the stuff in my country.", he replied. The Chinese man had a bowl of noodles with pork. Yet again, the Chinese man threw the whole bowl of noodles out of the window. "Why did you do that?" asked the Australian. "I'm getting bored of the stuff in my country.", he replied. The Australian, unexpectedly, grabbed the Chinese man's shirt and launched him out of the window. Everyone in the restaurant was shocked and asked "Why did you chuck him out?". ""I'm getting bored of the stuff in my country.", he replied. Not surprised if you heard of this one already. I lol'ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 @Pikachu: lol I got 2. They're kinda lame but oh well. 1. What do square roots and girls have in common? If they're under 16 do 'em in your head. XD2. A baby seal walked into a club... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necro Pheonix Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 A divorced man finds a magic lamp and a genie came out. The Genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but whaatever you get, your ex-wife gets double." The man stopped to think."i wish for a sports car.""your wish is granted. Your ex-wife now has 2 sports cars." a sports card appeared next to the man."i wish for a house.""your wish is granted. Your ex-wife now has 2 more houses." a house appeared next to the man."beat me half to death." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindscatter Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 A kid walks up to his dad ans asks "dad, is god black or white?' his dad says "both son, god is both." his son comes up to him again and asks "dad is god a man or a woman?" his dad relplies both son, god is both." his son comes up one more time and asks, "dad does god love all children?" his dad says "yes." so his son comes up one last time and asks his dad "dad is michael jackson god?" Not mine, but I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 A panda walks into a bar and says, "Give me a scotch............ and coke." The waitress replies, "Why the long pause?" The panda shrugs and says, "I've always had them." LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAXDXDXDLOLOLOLHAHAHAHAHAROFLROFLROFL PAUSE = PAWS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnSlaUghT Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 How about this one? So a drunkard walks into a church while there was a sermon going on. The priest gets enraged but notices the smell of alcohol from the man and decides he should be "saved". So the priest begins to baptise the man. He dips the man's head in the holy water then takes him out. He asks the man if he saw jesus, and the man replied "No". The priest gets angry and procedes to dip his head again in water, only for longer. He takes him out and asks him again if he sa jesus, the man replied again "No". The priest gets enraged and dips the man's head again in the holy water until the man was gasping for air. He then asks the man if he saw jesus, and the man replies "Are you sure he fell in there?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 In Soviet Russa, bad joke makes YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 In Soviet Russa' date=' bad joke makes YOU![/quote'] So if I was Russian, both my parents would be bad jokes? Eww... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 In Soviet Russa' date=' bad joke makes YOU![/quote'] So if I was Russian, both my parents would be bad jokes? Eww...Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. HORRIBLE jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 I have another one, I hope Niashi chooses at least one of mine. ^_^ [spoiler=Moar Lulz]A man recently got married to a really pretty blonde. After buying a nice house near town, they decided to renovate the interior to suit their needs of living. The man brought home two large cans of white paint, along with a few large brushes. Before the man went off to work, he told his new wife to paint the whole house while he was gone and read the instructions on the cans. After kissing and saying goodbye, the man leaves. When the man arrived home, he saw half the house painted in white. He was delighted his new wife did what he told her to do. But, the man could not find his wife. So he headed into the kitchen and found his wife sitting on a stool with two jackets on, sweating. The man was shocked and asked her what she was doing. "I read the instructions on the can of paint you gave me", she said. The man look closely at the instructions printed on the back on the back of the can of paint. It read: "Put on two coats for the best effect." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Lol...but it's gonna be hard to beat Crab's classic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Lol...but it's gonna be hard to beat Crab's classic... His was epic, I have to agree (I spent half an hour reading that whole thing. >_<). But, you did say you would choose three? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Yes, I did. But only #1 would get the prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 I am the funniest man on Earth. How was that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 I like where this thread is going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Lol, yea.Wanna post a joke, sir? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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