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I read the first few pages of Twilight and fell asleep.

 

Therefore, I hate Twilight, and I hated the Twilight movie.

 

New Moon is the sequel to Twilight. I have not read any part of the book.

 

I will also hate it with a deep passion.

 

But from what I've heard, it's a lot better than Twilight.

 

Although, that's not much of an accomplishment.

 

It's like being happy you are 4 feet tall, because the guy next to you is 3 feet and 10 inches.

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I read the first few pages of Twilight and fell asleep.

 

Therefore' date=' I hate Twilight, and I hated the Twilight movie.

 

New Moon is the sequel to Twilight. I have not read any part of the book.

 

I will also hate it with a deep passion.

 

But from what I've heard, it's a lot better than Twilight.

 

Although, that's not much of an accomplishment.

 

It's like being happy you are 4 feet tall, because the guy next to you is 3 feet and 10 inches.

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You've summed it up perfectly.

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Since Twilight was a generic movie and you could predict what would happen next, I hated it. It also hadn't capured the vampire's true essence.

 

And as Dark said,

 

New Moon is the sequel to Twilight.

 

I will also hate it with a deep passion.

 

But from what I've heard' date=' it's a lot better than Twilight.

 

Although, that's not much of an accomplishment.

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I have not read the books, I've only seen the Twilight film, and I got the basic gist of what happens in the series via Wikipedia. Still, New Moon looks surprisingly good, at least in comparison to Twilight, which Barragan said isn't much of an accomplishment to begin with, but it still looks decent. I'm afraid to admit it, but Dakota Fanning actually scares me now.

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Allow me to summarize the film.

 

Cullen family: *Sings Bella "Happy Birthday"*

Bella: OMG papercut! *Unreasonable amount of blood from papercut drips to the ground*

Jasper: RAWR

Alice: Sorry, Jasper's been a little upset after getting tons for hate mail for "raping Sokka".

Edward: My adoptive brother tied to kill you for somehow staining our carpet. Also, a group of evil vampire law enforcers forbids vampire-human love. You'll never see me again.

Bella: OMG, don't leave meh!

Alice: Don't do anything stupid, m'kay?

Bella: I must surpass Lance Armstrong!

Bella's friend: So now you're trying to kill yourself because some guy broke up with you?

Bella: That's nonsense. OMG, a cliff. OMG water. *Jumps*

Taylor: WTH where you thinking? Trust me, I will never leave you.

Me: Jacob is quite possibly one of the three characters I actually like. Bella, you should seriously listen to him.

Alice: Edward's going to go all the way to Italy so that our totally badass council can kill him.

Bella: We must follow him.

Me: ....How do they plan to go to Italy?

Random black guys: Yo dawg, we gonna be adding a cliche vampire-werewolf war to this sheet.

Black vampire who's name escapes me: Allow me to show that I am quite possibly the smartest vampire in the series.

Me: Ah, make that four.

Dakota Fanning: Hi.

Me: Cantsleepdakotafanningwilleatmecantsleepdakotafanningwilleatmecantsleepdakotafanningwilleatme......

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I read the first few pages of Twilight and fell asleep.

 

Therefore' date=' I hate Twilight, and I hated the Twilight movie.

 

New Moon is the sequel to Twilight. I have not read any part of the book.

 

I will also hate it with a deep passion.

 

But from what I've heard, it's a lot better than Twilight.

 

Although, that's not much of an accomplishment.

 

It's like being happy you are 4 feet tall, because the guy next to you is 3 feet and 10 inches.

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this

 

Ur a vampire! Sweetness!

 

It not wut u thinkin' date=' i vegetarist and thparkle in the sunshine.

 

lame

 

Lez fite some evil vamps or wolvs, k?

 

k.

 

I'm pregnit.

 

FALCON PAWNCH

 

Whole series.

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I read the first few pages of Twilight and fell asleep.

 

Therefore' date=' I hate Twilight, and I hated the Twilight movie.

 

New Moon is the sequel to Twilight. I have not read any part of the book.

 

I will also hate it with a deep passion.

 

But from what I've heard, it's a lot better than Twilight.

 

Although, that's not much of an accomplishment.

 

It's like being happy you are 4 feet tall, because the guy next to you is 3 feet and 10 inches.

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You've summed it up perfectly.

Agreed.

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