~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Leave me alone, it was a hasty effort. Chapter The First Due to the ongoing absence of the king Yugulan Cair Makur and his advisor Fallindore Piza', his sons took control of various regions. The Ice Mage Bluu ruled many general sections of the kingdom alongside Huntar the savage. The two had control over much of the kingdom, but still were not pleased. They would lend "spiritual support" to their brothers at various times in the form of monopolizing their areas of control. This didn't keep them from ruling their sections of the kingdom with iron fists. Many had either obeyed their ridiculous rules or fallen victim to their powers. All save The Rebellion, of course. The Rebellion managed to remain under the radar for a good amount of time, terrorizing village fools and earning mad street cred whilst doing so. But times were changing, as shown when Huntar finally caught up with one of them. Huntar wasn't the smartest, strongest or handsomest of prince…but he was a prince nonetheless. The only reason one would listen to this moron would be because of his quick-temper and sheer strength. But despite his stupidity and general flaws, even Huntar knew what "AH HELP A MEMBER OF THE REBELLION KILLED SOMEONE". "Huntar must go!" said the savage as he kicked Princess Kitty of Suckupsalot from his legs. The scene the prince arrived at was not to his liking. A dead corpse hung from a cross. A cloaked figure known simply as Darkness dryly chuckled to himself as Huntar made his way towards him. "Where is your god now, mindless fool!" Darkness lifted his arms in amusement and began mocking the dead man. "I iz loves mahz religionz godz iz teh greetnezz!" "Why do you not discuss religion in the religion house Huntar made?" asked the savage as he glared at the man. Darkness made a WTF face before responding. "A house made simply to discuss religion? Isn't that limiting discussions and village activity in general?" Not one to listen to reason, Huntar withdrew his large club. "Huntar will kill you." The shadowy figure extended his cloak, and as he did so a dark mist came from all openings. "Under what charges?" "HUNTAR NO NEED CHARGES!!!" said the prince as he ran towards the man, coincidentally, at the pace of an obese otaku. Before Darkness could summon his Flaming Troll from the depths of hell, Huntar took off his head with a mighty swing of his club. Many rejoiced and some mourned over the loss of this man. The savage simply licked the blood from his weapon, seeming to get some sort of chilling sensation from mindless killing of his own villagers. This moment of brutal happiness was interrupted, however, by another shriek from a generic villager. "OH MY GOD, AKITI!" too bee cintinuud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 I love you. I iz in next chapter? <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 roflmao Can't wait for next chapter. +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 I can't believe I was in Chapter 1. I love it. =) It's so beautiful. *breaks down crying* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prada Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 More. Now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 I request to be a character :D Like a Mage or something :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Jesse Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 *deep breath*I laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red_Gengar Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 THOU ART A GENIUS! Can't wait for part 2! I hope nobody overreacts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Shit that needed to be said right here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 OH GOD I JUST GOT A HARD ON READING YOUR STORY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 OH GOD I JUST GOT A HARD ON READING YOUR STORYOMG! READING WORDS MAKES OMGAKITTY YANK XD This was funny as hell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Did you knew you are epic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Sir Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Ima save this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Please make Chapter 2 as soon as possible. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 I just fapped vigorously to this tale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harhar Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 This is so amazing.This Story > The Bible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 Cool story, bro. I love that Huntar character. He's great. :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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