sum1wierd Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 These make me laugh Want to no wat forever is? Try walking round ur mom. Ur mums so dumb she stared at a milk carten for 10 minutes because it said "Concentrate". Your mums so fat when she went on a train the ticket man said: "We dont carry elephants on our trains" Your mums so fat when they drew a portrait of her they had to do it in landscape. Your mums so fat she got kicked out of an all your can eat buffet. Your mums so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Your mums so dumb she got hit by a parked car. Your mums so dumb it took her 3 hours to watch an episode of 60 minute makeover. Your mums so fat she stopped an avelanche with her butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daxinator Posted December 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo Momma is so fat when she bent over we entered Daylight Savings Time! One I made up!Yo Momma is so fat when she went to the beach with yo daddy she jumped water and people yelled "SEA MONSTER"!!!!!!!Yo Momma is so fat she jumped up and got stuck.Yo Momma is so fat she jumped off a cliff and people yelled "TIDAL WAVE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rholowie Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo Mamma's so poor that I dropped a match in her house and she shouted Clap your handsStomp your feetThank the LordWe have heat! Yo Mamma's so fat that her belt size is equator. Yo mamma's so fat that she goes to Chile's and gets a group discount. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragelfragel Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 This is very entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAG Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 ^spam yo mama so fat, when she sat on the beach, Green Peace tried to tow her back into the ocean. Yo mama so dumb, she failed a survey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asuma181 Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 you moma so short she had to use a sticky hand to open her car door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rholowie Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo mamma's so fat that she wore a red sweater and everyone shouted: Hey, Koolade! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daxinator Posted December 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo Momma is so stupid she went in the bus and said "Is this the airport" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rholowie Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo mamma's so fat that she sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daxinator Posted December 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs! Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code! Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon! Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved! Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in! Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago... Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg. Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side! Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose. Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book! Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views! Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper! Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights! Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car! Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out! Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans! Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway! Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller! Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it! Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck! Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo. Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep. Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again. Yo mama so fat she influences the tides. Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out. Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World. Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family! Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones. Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas. Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket. Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial. Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard. Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose. Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean..... Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse. Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl. Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean. Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway. Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?" Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow! Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyFox Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo mommas so fat she put on a red jacket and al the kids screamed "Santa"! Yo mommas so fat when she jumps in the ocean all the whales come up and sing "we are family, even though you're fatter than me"! Yo Mommas so dumb she sold her son to pay for his life insurence. Yo mammas so fat the crossing guard had to put a bumper sticker on her but that said "Big Load". Yo mommas so poor I picked up a penny and she said "Put that down that's my life savings"! Yo mommas so dumb she has to put makeup on her head just to make up her mind. Yo Mommas so ugly she made a onion cry. Yo mommas so ugly she turned Maduca (woman with snakes in her head that turns people to stone) to stone. Yo mommas so fat she tried to enter a eating contest and they said "Sorry no profissionals". Yo mommas so ugly that she has to tie a porkchop to herself for the dog to play with her. Yo mommas so ugly she blew up the death star by looking at it. Yo mommas so ugly that she had to put 2 bags over her head. Yo mommas so ugly that her reflection died by looking at her Yo mommas so fat that when she falls down China says "Oh my god its Godzilla"! Yo mommas so fat her head causes a eclipse. Thank You! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpenergy Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 yo mammas so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daxinator Posted December 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo momma is so stupid instead of watching TV she sits on it and watches the couch! Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blud Posted December 24, 2007 Report Share Posted December 24, 2007 Yo Mama's so fat her belly button came home 10 minutes before her head did. yo mama's so fat when she got her picture taken they had to use an IMAX camera. Yo mama's so fat and hairy she makes Bigfoot look childish. that's all i have i have to go!!! PEACE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The inventor Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Yo mama is so fat instead of corns she has crop circles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tallman95 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Yo mama is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The inventor Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Yo mama is so dumb if she fell out of a boat she couldnt find water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishfood20 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 yo mamas so fat she got on the space shuttle she was still touching the ground yo mamas so ugly she looked in the mirror and died yo mamas so fat she went on a diet and lost thirty days yo mamas so fat that when she had you it didn't make a difference yo mamas so fat she sunk the titanic yo mamas so fat she has a pet blue whale yo mamas so dumb she hit parked car yo mamas so dumb she needed a retarted person to teach her ya like :? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacobill123 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Your mama is so fat, when she was in skool, she sat next to everyone!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryFreelance Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 Yo momma's so fat, she's almost as fat as Frunk's momma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacobill123 Posted December 25, 2007 Report Share Posted December 25, 2007 oohhhh... Your mam is soooo fat, when she wears a red shirt, EVERYONE Saya "OH YEA!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yumidog Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 yo momma so fat and I said she was so fat that every halloween she desses up as a whale ( in the back ground. oooooooooo) | | Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sum1wierd Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Your momma's so fat she saw both sides of the galaxy without moving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daxinator Posted December 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Yo daddy is so stupid he grabbed a ruler and fell asleep to measure how long he sleeps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sum1wierd Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 :/ That a bit off topic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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