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I always go overboard.

But Hitler was an amazing war leader and would of been the best if his views weren't so misguided.

Okay, maybe not the best.

Dude no hitler was an idiot.

 

Hitler, in addition to being the go-to example in every bad debate, has sort of become history's supervillain. Hitler was the Lex Luthor to the non-Aryan Superman.

 

Why it's Bullshit:

 

Since there are no cheap shots when it comes to Hitler, let's get this out of the way: Do you have any idea how hard it is to get rejected by an art school? Chris Ofili got into art school, and he painted a Virgin Mary using fecal matter.

 

Yet Hitler failed his entrance exam. Twice. And his cognitive failings continued long after academia. The guy was like the polar-opposite of Charlie Brown: shitty at everything, yet unbelievably successful.

 

His Munich Beer Putsch was basically one enormous "let's get arrested!" day event, yet he somehow got away with serving only a few months for "high treason." While in jail, he wrote a book so shitty that it makes Stephen King's Christine look like Wuthering Heights, and yet it made enough money that Hitler was able to buy a Mercedes from the royalties while he was still imprisoned.

 

As a politician, he was a famous speaker despite his silly accent; had trouble breaking 40 percent in the polls despite "thinning" (assassinating) opposition. We'd accuse him of witchery were we not so sure he would have f***ed that up too.

 

His contributions as a military tactician included allying Germany with a living cartoon character.

 

 

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Benito Mussolini: This dude existed.

 

Like George Lucas bent on world domination, Hitler simply gets too much credit for the decisions made by people around him. Germany's successful invasion of France, for example, had nothing to do with Hitler's planning. His contribution was the part where he let 300,000 Allies escape at the Battle of Dunkirk, and where he singlehandedly blew The Battle of Britain with every advantage going for him, canceling the invasion of Britain in what would be the first real turning point of the war.

 

In short, Hitler was that a****** who knows absolutely nothing about Texas Hold 'Em, yet kept winning every round because the bastard had more luck than brains. You never hear about the bumbling shenanigans he lucked his way out of for the same reason they never used Forrest Gump as a Bond-villain: It doesn't make for a good story.

 

Read more: The 5 Most Widely Believed WWII Facts (That Are Bullshit) | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/article_18389_the-5-most-widely-believed-wwii-facts-that-are-bullshit_p2.html#ixzz1OH0Xuuq6

 

Okay at a purely unbiast opinion Hitler WAS a good leader. He brougth Germany out of it's worst depression it has ever seen, made it back into a national power like it was before WWI . . . but then f*cked everything up by starting WWII <_<

 

Fenrir, my cousin actually married a German girl - born and raised there

Can speak broken english but her cooking is amazing ^^

 

Germans have invaded our taste buds with good foo*shot*

 

(reloads gun)

 

Oh hello everyone ... just passing through <_<

He brought germany out of the depression by ARMING IT the whole policy RELIED ON THE WAR.

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.these will not workI'm hitting your off switch myself if this fails. D<

no touchy off button D:

 

I know, and I appreciate it. Really, I do. If you were actually a girl, and not just wearing a pony avi, I would give you a nice big hug to show my appreciation.

Great.

 

Now please don't do the same mistakes.

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You know Proto, if I didn't know you better, I would say that you could be as heartless as GlAdOs. Then again, seeing as you HAVE spent time with that mechanical psycho......<_<

You talk about my daughter like that again and I will impale you with your own ego.

 

Don't believe I have.

 

 

 

PROTECT THE APPLEJUICE EVEN IF YOU DIEEEEEEEEEE

 

 

 

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Nazi.

 

 

 

these will not work

I'm hitting your off switch myself if this fails. D<

You clearly did not know about step 5.

 

BOOBYTRAP THE OFF SWITCH

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Nein. Shadow is not unbanned.

 

There are two of you, and 4 other leaders.

 

Andx and Aneki are not present.

 

Clair seems to say no, as do I.

 

Shadow is not unbanned.

 

Yeah Black, kind of shut up.

 

Because you were overriding my Jake Banning and I had more people on my side (my side being me and Proto).

 

Yeah, I'm probably late with this, but if anything, I'll suffer the most out of this.

 

Bring him back and if he fucks up, he's out.

 

You're acting like an annoying minimod, not a laid back Co-Leader.

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You talk about my daughter like that again and I will impale you with your own ego.

Come at me bro.

 

Also he compared Life to a Box of Chocolates. Hence turning the world into a Random Place where the Coffee Creams represent what's wrong with this world :P

So...basically Life is the worst tasting kind of chocolate?

 

Also, if I remember correctly, Forrest Gump could have been a ping pong champ if he wanted, right?

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@Ice: When I said that, you ad Proto were the only support. Don't you think 2 people deciding a 5 person + Leader decision is mini-modding?

 

Yeah, when one person decided to override a 2 person decision earlier.

 

But I'm not in a good mood so that could be it.

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Come at me bro.

 

 

So...basically Life is the worst tasting kind of chocolate?

 

Also, if I remember correctly, Forrest Gump could have been a ping pong champ if he wanted, right?

...Wait a minute...

 

Okay then.

 

*Kicks in shin*

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