Eury Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 How many Jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray. inb4flaming owaitbadjokez inb4moreflaming How do you keep a blonde at home? Build a circular driveway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Guys quit being mean to him. Even if he is trolling. If Kitty and him fought then he probably said something bad and is feeling like crap so he's here to apologize. Mako' date=' you seem a lot like my bf so answer this. If she does leave you (or if she has), how will you cope with this?[/quote'] Meh. Let him be stupid. =/ I don't take pity because he knows not to post stuff on a Children forum. And he'd kill himself. Simple. well. try to be nicer to a guy that fragile. She has been...a lot. But he just doesn't get it. What Lust said. I am the nicest person you could ever meet but when my buttons get pushed and I mean pushed, I can be one of the heartless people ever. I basically got tired of his whining. But I have taken him back under a few circumstances, after I left for awhile and cooled off. So he should be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 How many Jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front' date=' 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray. [b']I think I love you.[/b] inb4flaming owaitbadjokez inb4moreflaming How do you keep a blonde at home? Build a circular driveway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Shovel Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What happened to mah thread D: OT:Kitty.... that you are.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What do you get if you cross a Mexican man with a black man? A thief who's too lazy to steal. lulz....This is supposed to be BAD jokes... What's faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with the VCR. You wake up in the middle of the night' date=' and see your TV floating in mid air. What do you say?"Put my TV down, n****r!" You wake up in the middle of the night, and see your refrigerator floating in mid air. What do you say? ... You don't say anything. That's a BIG black guy.[/quote'] Ah, the racist door is open! What's the 3 things a black man can't get? Fat lip, black eye, and a job. What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I think I'm gonna look up some jew jokes now...I <3 that ash tray one.What do you get if you cross a Mexican man with a black man? A thief who's too lazy to steal. lulz....This is supposed to be BAD jokes... What's faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with the VCR. You wake up in the middle of the night' date=' and see your TV floating in mid air. What do you say?"Put my TV down, n****r!" You wake up in the middle of the night, and see your refrigerator floating in mid air. What do you say? ... You don't say anything. That's a BIG black guy.[/quote'] Ah, the racist door is open! What's the 3 things a black man can't get? Fat lip, black eye, and a job. <3 What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four. <3<3<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great&PowerfulTrixie Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 yay!!!!*snuggles 2 kitty*i wove joo...*kisses kitty* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I think I'm gonna look up some jew jokes now...I <3 that ash tray one. Here's one. What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What happened to mah thread D: OT:Kitty.... that you are.. We Hijacked it. ;) Yush That I are. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I think I'm gonna look up some jew jokes now...I <3 that ash tray one. Here's one. What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose. lulz What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche. What do you call a bunch of BLACK people running down a hill? A mudslide. What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? A jailbreak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 yay!!!!*snuggles 2 kitty*i wove joo...*kisses kitty* What did I say about YCM? *taps foot* I think I'm gonna look up some jew jokes now...I <3 that ash tray one. Here's one. What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose. Does not get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 WHat's the fastest thing on Earth? A Jew with a Coupon A jabroni witha VCR An Ethiopian with a dinner ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 WHat's the fastest thing on Earth? A Jew with a Coupon A n****r witha VCR An Ethiopian with a dinner ticket. I love you. Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?You only have to teach them how to take off. Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?Because there's a Target on every corner. What's 20 feet long and wrapped around a jabroni?A turban. ell oh ell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I love how all of these jokes are from the same website What do you call a midget Mexican? A paragraph. He's too short to be an ése Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? Boyscouts come back from their camps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest d***," he says. "Okay," they all agree. The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim. That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest d***." "What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother. "Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?" The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's the difference between jews and boyscouts? Boyscouts come back from their camps! <3 Whats the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to go to the back of the ovenThree third-graders' date=' a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest d***," he says. "Okay," they all agree. The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim. That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest d***." "What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother. "Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?" The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."[/quote'] funk YES THAT IS GODLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? The cop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Three third-graders' date=' a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest d***," he says. "Okay," they all agree. The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim. That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest d***." "What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother. "Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?" The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."[/quote'] I died. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A Basketball player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 OK, here's one. What's the difference between a gay man and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A good start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 A man walks into a bar with a picture of a cat, he tells the bartender it's $100 for the picture and $100 for the story behind it. The bartender says he'll take the picture, but doesn't care about the story. At the end of his shift he throws it in the backseat of his car and drives home. He notices thousands of cats following his car! He gets worried and stops on a bridge and throws the picture off, the thousands of cats jump off too, following the picture. The next day the same man comes into the bar, he asks the bartender if he's ready for the story behind the picture. The bartender says, "No, but if you have a picture of martin luther king, jr I'll take it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What did the black kid get for christmas? Your T.V What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? Vinegar We can do dead baby jokes now!? Watch out people...I'm GOD with these XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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