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i am kittys hometown boyfriend....i am the reason she came here....

i loved her thru all our painfull moments and is alwys tring 2 help her.

we've been together for 1.5 years and counting....this isnt the first time weve faught....

but ill never leave her bc i need her, she is the 1 that completes me.....

alas i am nothing but her toy and im happy @ that, as long as i can love her.

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Tough life.

Go hang yourself' date=' or jump of a building.

Wait, if we convince her to say what I've just said, you'll do it?

Sweet!

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Already working on it.

 

If you're dependant on Kitty so much, and she outgrows you, and you claim that she can't because you won't be able to live, then you actually don't warrant the right to live.

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ive tried all that...

ive tried everything....

no way has been able 2 end me...

 

Obviously lying. If you've tried jumping off a building, you either jumped off of a small building or you didn't jump at all.

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>_>

Stop it.

Find another girl.

You're only happy with her because you refuse to let yourself be happy with other things. That's not healthy. Even if she DID love you.

So stop. You're just doing it to yourself now.

She doesn't love you. She doesn't seem to want to be with you. Stop crying, it's not helping your case. Move on with life, find another girl.

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Guys quit being mean to him. Even if he is trolling. If Kitty and him fought then he probably said something bad and is feeling like crap so he's here to apologize. Mako' date=' you seem a lot like my bf so answer this. If she does leave you (or if she has), how will you cope with this?

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I know what happened -.-"

I talked to him before all this happened.

She left/is leaving him. He's sad about it. They didn't fight, she's just "tired of him."

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Guys quit being mean to him. Even if he is trolling. If Kitty and him fought then he probably said something bad and is feeling like crap so he's here to apologize. Mako' date=' you seem a lot like my bf so answer this. If she does leave you (or if she has), how will you cope with this?

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Meh. Let him be stupid. =/ I don't take pity because he knows not to post stuff on a Children forum.

 

And he'd kill himself. Simple.

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I love how this used to be a Joke Thread' date=' and has now turned into the monologue of some insufferable prick.

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haha.

 

owait..

 

do ur job bruddr

 

How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb?

 

None. Thats what rednecks are for. hahahahhahahahahahaha *shot*

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I love how this used to be a Joke Thread' date=' and has now turned into the monologue of some insufferable prick.

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haha.

 

owait..

 

do ur job bruddr

 

How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb?

 

None. Thats what rednecks are for. hahahahhahahahahahaha *shot*

 

<3

Cuz Yankees pay other people do things for them.

*Coughmexicanscough*

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I love how this used to be a Joke Thread' date=' and has now turned into the monologue of some insufferable prick.

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haha.

 

owait..

 

do ur job bruddr

 

How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb?

 

None. Thats what rednecks are for. hahahahhahahahahahaha *shot*

 

<3

Cuz Yankees pay other people do things for them.

*Coughmexicanscough*

 

I'm part mexican. D:

 

Why did Senator Hillary Clinton decide run for office?

 

She'd already been President for 8 years. ell oh ell

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Guys quit being mean to him. Even if he is trolling. If Kitty and him fought then he probably said something bad and is feeling like crap so he's here to apologize. Mako' date=' you seem a lot like my bf so answer this. If she does leave you (or if she has), how will you cope with this?

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Meh. Let him be stupid. =/ I don't take pity because he knows not to post stuff on a Children forum.

 

And he'd kill himself. Simple.

 

well. try to be nicer to a guy that fragile.

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Guys quit being mean to him. Even if he is trolling. If Kitty and him fought then he probably said something bad and is feeling like crap so he's here to apologize. Mako' date=' you seem a lot like my bf so answer this. If she does leave you (or if she has), how will you cope with this?

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Meh. Let him be stupid. =/ I don't take pity because he knows not to post stuff on a Children forum.

 

And he'd kill himself. Simple.

 

well. try to be nicer to a guy that fragile.

 

She has been...a lot. But he just doesn't get it.

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What do you get if you cross a Mexican man with a black man?

 

 

A thief who's too lazy to steal.

 

lulz....This is supposed to be BAD jokes...

 

 

 

 

 

What's faster than a black guy stealing a TV?

 

His brother with the VCR.

 

 

You wake up in the middle of the night, and see your TV floating in mid air. What do you say?

"Put my TV down, n****r!"

 

You wake up in the middle of the night, and see your refrigerator floating in mid air. What do you say?

 

...

 

You don't say anything. That's a BIG black guy.

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