The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 My wife was yelling at me. Yea' date=' can you believe it? She said I never tell her how much I love her anymore.I didn't want to disappoint her.[/quote'] I dun get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead Mexican lying in the middle of the street?The dog has brake marks in front of it. Why do Mexicans have big noses?So they have something to pick in the winter How do you blind an Asian?Put a steering wheel in front of him What do you name a retarded Asian?Som Ting WongMy wife was yelling at me. Yea' date=' can you believe it? She said I never tell her how much I love her anymore.I didn't want to disappoint her.[/quote'] I dun get it. ...I didn't want to disappoint her by telling her how much I loved her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriendlyHost Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 whatd the boy with no legs, arms or bladder get for christmas?cancer What did Batman say to Robin to get him in the car? Get in the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 How did Germany take over Poland?They marched in backwards and Poland thought they were leaving. How do you sink a Pollock submarine?Knock on the hatch. Why do you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike?To get your bike backWhy do you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike?To get your slave back A white American, a black American, a white Canadian, and a white European are all riding horses out in the desert. The Canadian takes out a bottle of wine, and says, "In my country, ey, the wine is plentiful and the bottles are cheap." He then takes the bottle, stands it up on a cactus and shoots it. So the European takes out a bottle of bourbon, drinks it up, and says, "In my country, the liquor is plentiful and the bottles are cheap," and he then stands it up on a cactus and shoots it. The white American then takes out a can of beer, drinks it up, puts it in his saddlebag and shoots the black guy and the Canadian guy. He nods to the horrified European guy and says, "obviously you don't know this, but where I come from blacks and Canadians are plentiful but cans are worth something"Epic win joke: A Paki and a Black guy jump from a cliff at the same time who wins?Society A magic fairy greets all an American, An African American, and a Mexican. She says because there is three of them, they each get one wish. So the Black guy says, "I wish that all African Americans would be returned to Africa where they can live happily in their own country." And the Fairy instantly makes it true. Then the Mexican says, " I wish that all the Mexicans in America would be returned to their homeland of Mexico where they can live good, happy lives." With a wave of her wand the fairy makes it true instantly. Then she asks the American what he wants, and he says, "All the Africans are back in Africa?" And the Fairy replies, "Yes." And he says, "and all the Mexicans are back in Mexico?" and the Fairy says yes again. "OK," says the American, "I'll just have a Coke."A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he’s been given a part in the school play.“Wonderful. What part is it?”The boy says, “I play the part of the Jewish husband.”The mother scowls and says, “Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Why did the Koala fall from the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby fall from the tree? It was stapled to the koala. Why did the tree fall? The koala never let go. Why did the Kangaroo die? The Koala landed on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? funked.What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?A baby with slashed floaties. What is green-black and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?The same baby three weeks later. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?Floaties with a slashed baby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What is red and white and squirms in the corner?A baby playing with razor blades. What is red, white and green and sits in a corner?Same baby 3 weeks later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 I <3 this joke. Please tell me your responses: What is black and bubbly and taps on glass before it explodes?A baby in the microwave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts? You can't gargle gravel.How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!How do you get them out again? With tortilla chips!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 Why did the baby cross the road?It was stapled to the chicken. What has 4 legs and one arm?A Doberman on a children's playground! What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage can?Ten dead babies in a garbage can. What is worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage can?One dead baby in a ten garbage cans. What's red and lies in all four corners of the room?A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Shovel Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's the difference between me and Lust?One's Bi, and the other's a mod. XD How many computers does it take to screw a lightbulb in? None- They can't! I feel really low now... XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What do you get when you dislocate a dead baby's jaw? Deep Throat. How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They sit in the dark and cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's the difference between me and Lust?One's Bi' date=' and the other's a [b']girl[/b]. XD How many computers does it take to screw a lightbulb in? None- They can't! I feel really low now... XD =D No. Never. I told my mother I may get banned. She asked in a very mad mood, "Is it because you're posting something nasty?!" I replied, "Nope, but I hope someone does." then I remembered that J-Max was banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's the difference between me and Lust?One's Bi' date=' and the other's a [b']girl[/b]. XD How many computers does it take to screw a lightbulb in? None- They can't! I feel really low now... XD =D No. Never. I told my mother I may get banned. She asked in a very mad mood, "Is it because you're posting something nasty?!" I replied, "Nope, but I hope someone does." then I remembered that J-Max was banned. 19/6/10 Never forget. How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's the difference between me and Lust?One's Bi' date=' and the other's a [b']girl[/b]. XD How many computers does it take to screw a lightbulb in? None- They can't! I feel really low now... XD =D No. Never. I told my mother I may get banned. She asked in a very mad mood, "Is it because you're posting something nasty?!" I replied, "Nope, but I hope someone does." then I remembered that J-Max was banned. 19/6/10 Never forget. How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes. What makes it so bad, they didn't delete the picture that he posted. =DI know the Link. :P @Bold: LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's the difference between me and Lust?One's Bi' date=' and the other's a [b']girl[/b]. XD How many computers does it take to screw a lightbulb in? None- They can't! I feel really low now... XD =D No. Never. I told my mother I may get banned. She asked in a very mad mood, "Is it because you're posting something nasty?!" I replied, "Nope, but I hope someone does." then I remembered that J-Max was banned. 19/6/10 Never forget. How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes. What makes it so bad, they didn't delete the picture that he posted. =DI know the Link. :P @Bold: LOL LINK NAOWhat's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h? Stopping it with a shovel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's the difference between me and Lust?One's Bi' date=' and the other's a [b']girl[/b]. XD How many computers does it take to screw a lightbulb in? None- They can't! I feel really low now... XD =D No. Never. I told my mother I may get banned. She asked in a very mad mood, "Is it because you're posting something nasty?!" I replied, "Nope, but I hope someone does." then I remembered that J-Max was banned. 19/6/10 Never forget. How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes. What makes it so bad, they didn't delete the picture that he posted. =DI know the Link. :P @Bold: LOL LINK NAOWhat's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h? Stopping it with a shovel. http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-206679-post-4261164.html#pid4261164 =DBut baby jokes aren't funneh.That's Animal Abuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's the difference between me and Lust?One's Bi' date=' and the other's a [b']girl[/b]. XD How many computers does it take to screw a lightbulb in? None- They can't! I feel really low now... XD =D No. Never. I told my mother I may get banned. She asked in a very mad mood, "Is it because you're posting something nasty?!" I replied, "Nope, but I hope someone does." then I remembered that J-Max was banned. 19/6/10 Never forget. How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes. What makes it so bad, they didn't delete the picture that he posted. =DI know the Link. :P @Bold: LOL LINK NAOWhat's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h? Stopping it with a shovel. http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-206679-post-4261164.html#pid4261164 =DBut baby jokes aren't funneh.That's Animal Abuse. May. I'd Mega Pound her if you know what I mean! What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's the difference between me and Lust?One's Bi' date=' and the other's a [b']girl[/b]. XD How many computers does it take to screw a lightbulb in? None- They can't! I feel really low now... XD =D No. Never. I told my mother I may get banned. She asked in a very mad mood, "Is it because you're posting something nasty?!" I replied, "Nope, but I hope someone does." then I remembered that J-Max was banned. 19/6/10 Never forget. How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes. What makes it so bad, they didn't delete the picture that he posted. =DI know the Link. :P @Bold: LOL LINK NAOWhat's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h? Stopping it with a shovel. http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-206679-post-4261164.html#pid4261164 =DBut baby jokes aren't funneh.That's Animal Abuse. May. I'd Mega Pound her if you know what I mean! What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. Bi and desperate? 14,500. This means in the past 2 1/2 days, I've made 700 posts. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tin Trooper Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's the difference between me and Lust?One's Bi' date=' and the other's a [b']girl[/b]. XD How many computers does it take to screw a lightbulb in? None- They can't! I feel really low now... XD =D No. Never. I told my mother I may get banned. She asked in a very mad mood, "Is it because you're posting something nasty?!" I replied, "Nope, but I hope someone does." then I remembered that J-Max was banned. 19/6/10 Never forget. How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes. What makes it so bad, they didn't delete the picture that he posted. =DI know the Link. :P @Bold: LOL LINK NAOWhat's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h? Stopping it with a shovel. http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-206679-post-4261164.html#pid4261164 =DBut baby jokes aren't funneh.That's Animal Abuse. May. I'd Mega Pound her if you know what I mean! What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. Bi and desperate? 14,500. This means in the past 2 1/2 days, I've made 700 posts. :D DONT JUDGE ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted July 2, 2010 Report Share Posted July 2, 2010 What's the difference between me and Lust?One's Bi' date=' and the other's a [b']girl[/b]. XD How many computers does it take to screw a lightbulb in? None- They can't! I feel really low now... XD =D No. Never. I told my mother I may get banned. She asked in a very mad mood, "Is it because you're posting something nasty?!" I replied, "Nope, but I hope someone does." then I remembered that J-Max was banned. 19/6/10 Never forget. How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes. What makes it so bad, they didn't delete the picture that he posted. =DI know the Link. :P @Bold: LOL LINK NAOWhat's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h? Stopping it with a shovel. http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-206679-post-4261164.html#pid4261164 =DBut baby jokes aren't funneh.That's Animal Abuse. May. I'd Mega Pound her if you know what I mean! What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork. Bi and desperate? 14,500. This means in the past 2 1/2 days, I've made 700 posts. :D DONT JUDGE ME Too late, baby <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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