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The Tin Trooper Newbie

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What's the difference between me and Lust?

One's Bi' date=' and the other's a [b']girl[/b]. XD

 

How many computers does it take to screw a lightbulb in?

None- They can't!

 

I feel really low now... XD

 

=D No. Never.

 

I told my mother I may get banned.

 

She asked in a very mad mood, "Is it because you're posting something nasty?!"

 

I replied, "Nope, but I hope someone does."

 

 

then I remembered that J-Max was banned.

 

19/6/10

 

Never forget.

 

 

How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?

Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

 

What makes it so bad, they didn't delete the picture that he posted. =D

I know the Link. :P

 

@Bold: LOL

 

LINK NAO

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?

Stopping it with a shovel.

 

http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-206679-post-4261164.html#pid4261164

 

=D

But baby jokes aren't funneh.

That's Animal Abuse.

 

May. I'd Mega Pound her if you know what I mean!

 

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

 

Bi and desperate?

 

14,500.

 

This means in the past 2 1/2 days, I've made 700 posts. :D

 

DONT JUDGE ME

 

Too late, baby <3

 

D':

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What's the difference between me and Lust?

One's Bi' date=' and the other's a [b']girl[/b]. XD

 

How many computers does it take to screw a lightbulb in?

None- They can't!

 

I feel really low now... XD

 

=D No. Never.

 

I told my mother I may get banned.

 

She asked in a very mad mood, "Is it because you're posting something nasty?!"

 

I replied, "Nope, but I hope someone does."

 

 

then I remembered that J-Max was banned.

 

19/6/10

 

Never forget.

 

 

How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?

Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.

 

What makes it so bad, they didn't delete the picture that he posted. =D

I know the Link. :P

 

@Bold: LOL

 

LINK NAO

What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?

Stopping it with a shovel.

 

http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-206679-post-4261164.html#pid4261164

 

=D

But baby jokes aren't funneh.

That's Animal Abuse.

 

May. I'd Mega Pound her if you know what I mean!

 

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

 

Bi and desperate?

 

14,500.

 

This means in the past 2 1/2 days, I've made 700 posts. :D

 

DONT JUDGE ME

 

Too late, baby <3

 

I dun judge you TTT

 

But Lust. I Judge you.

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Too bad you can't judge me in bed. Cos when I entered' date=' they said "No whores".

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Fixed?

 

Hey, if I'm a guy whore, it means I get laid a lot, which is a good thing.

But it's a bad thing, because it's not true and I can't even get a girlfriend who lives in my own country D'=

 

I had an offer by the sexiest man in my state, but he went and moved. D=

He was my smex buddy. ='(

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Too bad you can't judge me in bed. Cos when I entered' date=' they said "No whores".

[/quote']

 

Fixed?

 

Hey, if I'm a guy whore, it means I get laid a lot, which is a good thing.

But it's a bad thing, because it's not true and I can't even get a girlfriend who lives in my own country D'=

 

I had an offer by the sexiest man in my state, but he went and moved. D=

He was my smex buddy. ='(

 

Ah can replace him. There's more than enough of me to go around. <3

 

And that's not a fat joke.

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Too bad you can't judge me in bed. Cos when I entered' date=' they said "No whores".

[/quote']

 

Fixed?

 

Hey, if I'm a guy whore, it means I get laid a lot, which is a good thing.

But it's a bad thing, because it's not true and I can't even get a girlfriend who lives in my own country D'=

 

I had an offer by the sexiest man in my state, but he went and moved. D=

He was my smex buddy. ='(

 

Ah can replace him. There's more than enough of me to go around. <3

 

And that's not a fat joke.

 

Yummy. *takes out ketchup*

 

I warn you I bite, hard. >=D

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Too bad you can't judge me in bed. Cos when I entered' date=' they said "No whores".

[/quote']

 

Fixed?

 

Hey, if I'm a guy whore, it means I get laid a lot, which is a good thing.

But it's a bad thing, because it's not true and I can't even get a girlfriend who lives in my own country D'=

 

I had an offer by the sexiest man in my state, but he went and moved. D=

He was my smex buddy. ='(

 

Ah can replace him. There's more than enough of me to go around. <3

 

And that's not a fat joke.

 

Yummy. *takes out ketchup*

 

I warn you I bite, hard. >=D

 

Munch my sausage?

 

*Hands you a cumberland*

 

Careful, it's hot ;)

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Too bad you can't judge me in bed. Cos when I entered' date=' they said "No whores".

[/quote']

 

Fixed?

 

Hey, if I'm a guy whore, it means I get laid a lot, which is a good thing.

But it's a bad thing, because it's not true and I can't even get a girlfriend who lives in my own country D'=

 

I had an offer by the sexiest man in my state, but he went and moved. D=

He was my smex buddy. ='(

 

Ah can replace him. There's more than enough of me to go around. <3

 

And that's not a fat joke.

 

Yummy. *takes out ketchup*

 

I warn you I bite, hard. >=D

 

Munch my sausage?

 

*Hands you a cumberland*

 

Careful, it's hot ;)

 

*facepalm*

 

How about we play smashy?

 

*gets out sledgehammer*

 

Quick way the become a girl. =D

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The Tin Trooper

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Too bad you can't judge me in bed. Cos when I entered' date=' they said "No whores".

[/quote']

 

Fixed?

 

Hey, if I'm a guy whore, it means I get laid a lot, which is a good thing.

But it's a bad thing, because it's not true and I can't even get a girlfriend who lives in my own country D'=

 

I had an offer by the sexiest man in my state, but he went and moved. D=

He was my smex buddy. ='(

 

Ah can replace him. There's more than enough of me to go around. <3

 

And that's not a fat joke.

 

Yummy. *takes out ketchup*

 

I warn you I bite, hard. >=D

 

Munch my sausage?

 

*Hands you a cumberland*

 

Careful, it's hot ;)

 

*facepalm*

 

How about we play smashy?

 

*gets out sledgehammer*

 

Quick way the become a girl. =D

 

D:

 

YOU'LL NEVER GET ME, FOUL TEMPTRESS

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FriendlyHost

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this is a "bad joke" thread, keep it related?

 

Why did the Barbie doll have no hair?

Because the shark ate it.

 

What do you get when you combine chocolate chips with muffins?

Chocolate chip muffins.

 

What is the difference between a duck?

One of its legs are both the same.

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