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Ive got a joke

 

A squirrle walks up to a tree and says "I have forgot to store my nuts for winter' date=' and now I am dead" It is funny because squirrle gets dead

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No, it's funny because it can talk so that a tree understands. While it's dead. That's funny.

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Ive got a joke

 

A squirrle walks up to a tree and says "I have forgot to store my nuts for winter' date=' and now I am dead" It is funny because squirrle gets dead

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No, it's funny because it can talk so that a tree understands. While it's dead. That's funny.

 

I really don't get it. =/

 

Squirrels are um dead zombie creatures. =o

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Ive got a joke

 

A squirrle walks up to a tree and says "I have forgot to store my nuts for winter' date=' and now I am dead" It is funny because squirrle gets dead

[/quote']

 

No, it's funny because it can talk so that a tree understands. While it's dead. That's funny.

 

I really don't get it. =/

 

Squirrels are um dead zombie creatures. =o

 

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Ive got a joke

 

A squirrle walks up to a tree and says "I have forgot to store my nuts for winter' date=' and now I am dead" It is funny because squirrle gets dead

[/quote']

 

No, it's funny because it can talk so that a tree understands. While it's dead. That's funny.

 

I really don't get it. =/

 

Squirrels are um dead zombie creatures. =o

 

Up.

 

As in high?

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Ive got a joke

 

A squirrle walks up to a tree and says "I have forgot to store my nuts for winter' date=' and now I am dead" It is funny because squirrle gets dead

[/quote']

 

No, it's funny because it can talk so that a tree understands. While it's dead. That's funny.

 

I really don't get it. =/

 

Squirrels are um dead zombie creatures. =o

 

Up.

 

As in high?

 

Movie.

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Ive got a joke

 

A squirrle walks up to a tree and says "I have forgot to store my nuts for winter' date=' and now I am dead" It is funny because squirrle gets dead

[/quote']

 

No, it's funny because it can talk so that a tree understands. While it's dead. That's funny.

 

I really don't get it. =/

 

Squirrels are um dead zombie creatures. =o

 

Up.

 

As in high?

 

Movie.

 

As in still High rite?

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