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Sorry for the nooby title, but otherwise you wouldn't be reading it anyway.

Gotcha!

Anywayz, even though I've been going around posting myself all over the interwebz, I thought it would be only good manners to greet everybody here.

 

My name is a total enigma, but you mortals can call me Kazuki Shizuoka, A.K.A. "The Shiz-Nit". ;)

Since today I am 20 years of age - and just for giggles, I am male.

 

I've been active in videogame creation and I have been writing Game Design Documents on a professonial standard.

That is why I am very focused on the non-ambiguity of game rules and explanations, and I'm a figurative "Nazi" for ambiguous card effect explanations, or just anything that could be interpreted ambiguously.

 

I hope you mortals now know who you are dealing with! Muahahaha!

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Welcome to Der Riese YCM.

 

Do not touch my Red Kool Aidz.

 

Do not touch my banana nut muffins.

 

Do not activate the Die Glocke.

 

Do not touch my adopted son.

 

Do not touch my wife Bridget.

 

Do not turn on the power switch unless you wish to die by a swarm of Nazi Zombies

 

Do not drink any of the Perk-A-Colas.

 

Do not take my trench knife.

 

Do not try to escape.

 

Don't be a religious fanatic, all religions are lies and only serve to make life both harder and easier.

 

Do not troll or I'll torture you, and force you to kill your family, then commit incest with their dead mutilated bodies.

 

Do not spam or I'll force your own hand down your fat throat.

 

Do not create another account or I'll sow your hands together.

 

Do not flame or I'll burn your most beloved to death.

 

Do not adbot or I'll shove a sock full of quarters down your throat.

 

Do not act like a idiot in the TCG or I'll skull f*** your dumb ass.

 

Enjoy your stay at Auschwitz YCM and do not cross me.

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Welcome to Paradise YCM!

 

-Dont touch my XBOX or I will rip you toes out.

 

-Dont Drink my Wine or I will puke on you.

 

-Dont troll or I will get spammers to eat you.

 

-Dont Spam or the trolls will stamp on you.

 

-Dont activate my Nuke or I will get the trolls on you.

 

-Dont claim my Vaginity or I will claim yours.

 

-Dont steal my Golden Monekys or they will scratch your eyes out.

 

-Dont steal my games or my Lepricorns will steal your gold.

 

-Dont steal my Gold or My gnomes will turn evil on you.

 

-Dont steal my Gnomes or your Gold will run away from you.

 

-Dont touch my lepricorns or My army will pwn you.

 

-Dont Touch General VK's wife Bridget or I will haunt you.

 

-Dont steal my spaceship or I will activate my Nuke.

 

-Dont steal my cargo or I will smash your head and turn it into pepper.

 

-Dont, I mean DONT, Use attachments.

 

Have fun!

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