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*walks in with this song playing on a near by CD player*

 

 

Son, listen to your mother.

 

Be nice.

 

I'm getting married this Christmas you know.

 

You know.

 

With Gardevoir.

 

Your new mother.

 

Sure you can still visit Clair, but I want you with me now.

 

I've slightly given up drinking.

 

But your new mother is waiting for you.

 

Here's a photo of her.

 

[spoiler= Photo]

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But Clair, if you want him during me and my wife's honey moon and during the weekdays, you can, alright?

 

I don't want him to see us making his lil bro or sis..... or do we?

 

:3

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Welcome to Paradise YCM!

 

-Dont touch my XBOX or I will rip you toes out.

 

-Dont Drink my Wine or I will puke on you.

 

-Dont troll or I will get spammers to eat you.

 

-Dont Spam or the trolls will stamp on you.

 

-Dont activate my Nuke or I will get the trolls on you.

 

-Dont claim my Vaginity or I will claim yours.

 

-Dont steal my Golden Monekys or they will scratch your eyes out.

 

-Dont steal my games or my Lepricorns will steal your gold.

 

-Dont steal my Gold or My gnomes will turn evil on you.

 

-Dont steal my Gnomes or your Gold will run away from you.

 

-Dont touch my lepricorns or My army will pwn you.

 

-Dont Touch General VK's wife Bridget or I will haunt you.

 

-Dont steal my spaceship or I will activate my Nuke.

 

-Dont steal my cargo or I will smash your head and turn it into pepper.

 

-Dont, I mean DONT, Use attachments.

 

Have fun!

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Welcome to Paradise YCM!

 

-Dont touch my XBOX or I will rip you toes out.

 

-Dont Drink my Wine or I will puke on you.

 

-Dont troll or I will get spammers to eat you.

 

-Dont Spam or the trolls will stamp on you.

 

-Dont activate my Nuke or I will get the trolls on you.

 

-Dont claim my Vaginity or I will claim yours.

 

-Dont steal my Golden Monekys or they will scratch your eyes out.

 

-Dont steal my games or my Lepricorns will steal your gold.

 

-Dont steal my Gold or My gnomes will turn evil on you.

 

-Dont steal my Gnomes or your Gold will run away from you.

 

-Dont touch my lepricorns or My army will pwn you.

 

-Dont Touch General VK's wife Bridget or I will haunt you.

 

-Dont steal my spaceship or I will activate my Nuke.

 

-Dont steal my cargo or I will smash your head and turn it into pepper.

 

-Dont, I mean DONT, Use attachments.

 

Have fun!

It's a shame you had to use a generic copy and paste.

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I'm back.

See, when the server got the awesomesauce new change, it messed up accounts that were banned at that time, and I had like, one day to go. D:

So here I am, back and moar Vocaloid obsessed than ever.

 

And still a MikuxLen supporter.

 

inb4shotbyClair

 

 

Oh no.

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*Takes off belt and starts beating Len*

 

STFU.

 

STFU, WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO PAPA?

 

I f***ing TOOK YOU IN.

 

I f***ing GOT YOU NEW CLOTHES.

 

I f***ing SHOWED YOU HOW TO USE A TENGA.

 

I f***ing TAUGHT YOU HOW TO USE A GUN.

 

I f***ing FED YOU WHEN YOU WERE HUNGRY.

 

I f***ing LOVED YOU WHEN YOU WERE ABANDONED.

 

*Gardevoir takes belt and starts beating Len*

 

WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER?

 

WHY WON'T YOU LOVE BOTH OF YOUR MAMAS?

 

WHY WON'T YOU BEHAVE!

 

WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!

 

WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO MAMA AND PAPA!

 

WHY WON'T YOU BE RESPECTFUL!

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NUU~ D:

 

I THOUGHT WE WERE BEST FRIENDS, BUT WHATEVER

 

consider yourself uninvited from my birthday ;~;

 

 

YOU WON'T BE GETTING A BIRTHDAY PARTY FROM ME BOY.

 

*Gardevoir joins in*

 

AND NOT FROM ME. YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOY. *Leans closer and whispers* NOW BE A GOOD LITTLE BOY AND LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER AND ME. OR ELSE YOUR GOING IN WITH THE SKELETONS IN MY CLOSET.

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YOU WON'T BE GETTING A BIRTHDAY PARTY FROM ME BOY.

 

*Gardevoir joins in*

 

AND NOT FROM ME. YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOY. *Leans closer and whispers* NOW BE A GOOD LITTLE BOY AND LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER AND ME. OR ELSE YOUR GOING IN WITH THE SKELETONS IN MY CLOSET.

 

DUDE, I'M STILL STAYING WITH CLAIR ._.

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