Just Crouton Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 The other morning, I got over 10 calls before 9AM. It was insane. I couldn't sleep in like I wanted to. The callers were either telemarketers, or automated calls. I was so pissed, that I threw the phone into the guest room for the next 2 days, ignoring every call. If the caller mattered, they'd have my cell number. The same 5 telemarketers call 7 times a day max. When I answer, I have to wait 10 seconds for them to realize I answered the phone to find out who they want. During an election time, THEY NEVER STOP CALLING! THE PHONE IS RINGING EVERY 10 SECONDS AND THE CALLS ARE FROM RETARDS ASKING ME TO VOTE IN ELECTIONS NO ONE CARES ABOUT! I've now starting hanging up on people as soon I answer the phone. I don't even say hello. That barely helps, because some of them call back immediately after. One time, my brother answered the phone, and it was one of those fail-at-life telemarketers asking for my stepmom. After he said she wasn't home, he told the woman off because this the 7th time someone from her job called the house that day. I hate telephones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 [quote name='~King Crouton~' timestamp='1282867579' post='4569428'] The other morning, I got over 10 calls before 9AM. It was insane. I couldn't sleep in like I wanted to. The callers were either telemarketers, or automated calls. I was so pissed, that I threw the phone into the guest room for the next 2 days, ignoring every call. If the caller mattered, they'd have my cell number. The same 5 telemarketers call 7 times a day max. When I answer, I have to wait 10 seconds for them to realize I answered the phone to find out who they want. During an election time, THEY NEVER STOP CALLING! THE PHONE IS RINGING EVERY 10 SECONDS AND THE CALLS ARE FROM RETARDS ASKING ME TO VOTE IN ELECTIONS NO ONE CARES ABOUT! I've now starting hanging up on people as soon I answer the phone. I don't even say hello. That barely helps, because some of them call back immediately after. One time, my brother answered the phone, and it was one of those fail-at-life telemarketers asking for my stepmom. After he said she wasn't home, he told the woman off because this the 7th time someone from her job called the house that day. I hate telephones. [/quote] Don't hate phones. Telemarketers have you on the call list. Ever heard of making a No-Call list with your own phone company? Think ahead of time. Either that, or unplug the telephone. Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacoby746 Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Unplug your phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 [quote name='Jacoby746' timestamp='1282868565' post='4569485'] Unplug your phone. [/quote] Repeat +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 what did your brother say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted August 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 [quote name='Blue eyes + Wynn' timestamp='1282869831' post='4569565'] what did your brother say? [/quote] He said my stepmom wasn't home, and told her that other people from her business called several times earlier that day. Also, I'd unplug my phone, but it's wireless, and I don't know how to turn it off...and letting it die would piss off my parents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Î’yakuya Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 1. Turn off your phone and place on vibrate every night at least. 2. RickRoll them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 [quote name='~King Crouton~' timestamp='1282870127' post='4569580'] He said my stepmom wasn't home, and told her that other people from her business called several times earlier that day. Also, I'd unplug my phone, but it's wireless, and I don't know how to turn it off...and letting it die would piss off my parents. [/quote] How about taking out batteries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 [quote name='Jacoby746' timestamp='1282868565' post='4569485'] Unplug your phone. [/quote] [img]http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm206/hskrazy/slowpoke.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Crouton Posted August 27, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 [quote name='Byakuya Kuchiki' timestamp='1282872893' post='4569751'] 1. Turn off your phone and place on vibrate every night at least. 2. RickRoll them. [/quote] 1. The house phone doesn't have a vibrate function. 2. Rickrolling is a fun idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 I don't like phones either. I would rather talk to someone in person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 [quote name='Death Metal' timestamp='1282876299' post='4569908'] I don't like phones either. I would rather talk to someone in person. [/quote] I would have to agree with Death Metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 [quote name='~King Crouton~' timestamp='1282870127' post='4569580'] Also, I'd unplug my phone, but it's wireless, and I don't know how to turn it off...and letting it die would piss off my parents. [/quote] Treat every call from a telemarketer like a prank call. It's much more fun. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Telemarketer calls Them: Wordswordswords mirica hair growth Me: I'll buy it when being bald is a bad thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catterjune Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Have fun with telemarketers. This one's one of my favourites (Tom Mabe) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2RAzjZ3zzY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 We had 3 calls from TalkTalk in 3 days, we said no the first 2 times and then my dad got snippy with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maghion Syaoran Light Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 Now I can't wait to get a call from telemarketers. I will rick roll every one of 'em. I will also try that homicide idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice. Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 [quote name='Clair' timestamp='1282880470' post='4570074'] Treat every call from a telemarketer like a prank call. It's much more fun. ^^ [/quote] Same here. My sister joins in too. It's so fun f***ing around with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesirson Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 [spoiler==3] [Lady Gaga] Hello, hello, baby You called, I can't hear a thing I have got no service In the club, you see, see Wha-Wha-What did you say? Oh, you're breaking up on me Sorry, I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy K-kinda busy K-kinda busy Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy Just a second It's my favorite song they're gonna play And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh You should've made some plans with me You knew that I was free And now you wont stop calling me I'm kinda busy Stop callin', stop callin' I don't wanna think anymore I left my head and my heart on the dance floor Stop callin', stop callin' I don't wanna talk anymore I left my head and my heart on the dance floor Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh Stop telephonin' me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (Stop telephonin' me) Im busy! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (I'm busy) Stop telephonin' me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (Stop telephonin' me) Can call all you want but there's no one home And you're not gonna reach my telephone Out in the club and I'm sippin' that bubb And you're not gonna reach my telephone Can call all you want but there's no one home And you're not gonna reach my telephone! Out in the club and I'm sippin' that bub And youre not gonna reach my telephone! [Beyoncé] Boy, the way you blowin' up my phone Won't make me leave no faster Put my coat on faster Leave my girls no faster I should've left my phone at home 'Cuz this is a disaster Callin' like a collector Sorry, I cannot answer Not that I don't like you I'm just at a party And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing [Beyoncé] Sometimes I feel like I live in Grand Central Station. But tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'Cuz Ill be dancin' (dance) (Tonight I'm dancing) Cause Ill be dancin' (dance) (Tonight I'm dancing) 'Cuz I'll be dancin' (tonight I'm dancing) Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'cuz I'll be dancin' Stop callin', stop callin' I don't wanna think anymore I left my head and my heart on the dance floor Stop callin', stop callin' I don't wanna talk anymore I left my head and my heart on the dance floor Stop callin', stop callin' I don't wanna think anymore I left my head and my heart on the dance floor Stop callin', stop callin' I don't wanna talk anymore I left my head and my heart on the dance floor Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (Stop telephonin' me) Stop telephonin' me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (I'm busy) I'm busy! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (Stop telephonin' me) Stop telephonin' me! Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (I'm busy) Can call all you want but there's no one home 'Cuz I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bubb And you're not gonna reach my telephone Can call all you want but there's no one home And you're not gonna reach my telephone Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bubb And you're not gonna reach my telephone! (D-D-D-Darkchild) My telephone M-m-my telephone 'Cuz I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bubb And you're not gonna reach my telephone My telephone M-m-my telephone 'Cuz I'm out in the club and Im sippin' that bubb And you're not gonna reach my telephone We're sorry the number you have reached is not in service at this time Please check the number, or try your call again.[/spoiler] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-Max Posted August 27, 2010 Report Share Posted August 27, 2010 "Hello. Is your refridgeorator running?" I HATE Telemarketing calls, there is a way to stop them but I can never be arsed to do it lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fader Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 [quote name='Byakuya Kuchiki' timestamp='1282872893' post='4569751'] 2. RickRoll them. [/quote] Telemarketer:Hello may I- me:Never gunna give you up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted August 29, 2010 Report Share Posted August 29, 2010 [quote name='Adament Howls' timestamp='1283065476' post='4577459'] Telemarketer:Hello may I- me:Never gunna give you up [/quote] Make sure its loud to so you can wake the neighbors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.