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I HATE TELEPHONES!


Just Crouton

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The other morning, I got over 10 calls before 9AM. It was insane. I couldn't sleep in like I wanted to. The callers were either telemarketers, or automated calls. I was so pissed, that I threw the phone into the guest room for the next 2 days, ignoring every call. If the caller mattered, they'd have my cell number.

The same 5 telemarketers call 7 times a day max. When I answer, I have to wait 10 seconds for them to realize I answered the phone to find out who they want. During an election time, THEY NEVER STOP CALLING! THE PHONE IS RINGING EVERY 10 SECONDS AND THE CALLS ARE FROM RETARDS ASKING ME TO VOTE IN ELECTIONS NO ONE CARES ABOUT! I've now starting hanging up on people as soon I answer the phone. I don't even say hello. That barely helps, because some of them call back immediately after. One time, my brother answered the phone, and it was one of those fail-at-life telemarketers asking for my stepmom. After he said she wasn't home, he told the woman off because this the 7th time someone from her job called the house that day.

I hate telephones.
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[quote name='~King Crouton~' timestamp='1282867579' post='4569428']
The other morning, I got over 10 calls before 9AM. It was insane. I couldn't sleep in like I wanted to. The callers were either telemarketers, or automated calls. I was so pissed, that I threw the phone into the guest room for the next 2 days, ignoring every call. If the caller mattered, they'd have my cell number.

The same 5 telemarketers call 7 times a day max. When I answer, I have to wait 10 seconds for them to realize I answered the phone to find out who they want. During an election time, THEY NEVER STOP CALLING! THE PHONE IS RINGING EVERY 10 SECONDS AND THE CALLS ARE FROM RETARDS ASKING ME TO VOTE IN ELECTIONS NO ONE CARES ABOUT! I've now starting hanging up on people as soon I answer the phone. I don't even say hello. That barely helps, because some of them call back immediately after. One time, my brother answered the phone, and it was one of those fail-at-life telemarketers asking for my stepmom. After he said she wasn't home, he told the woman off because this the 7th time someone from her job called the house that day.

I hate telephones.
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Don't hate phones. Telemarketers have you on the call list. Ever heard of making a No-Call list with your own phone company? Think ahead of time. Either that, or unplug the telephone. <_< Christ.

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[quote name='Blue eyes + Wynn' timestamp='1282869831' post='4569565']
what did your brother say?
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He said my stepmom wasn't home, and told her that other people from her business called several times earlier that day.



Also, I'd unplug my phone, but it's wireless, and I don't know how to turn it off...and letting it die would piss off my parents.
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[quote name='~King Crouton~' timestamp='1282870127' post='4569580']
He said my stepmom wasn't home, and told her that other people from her business called several times earlier that day.



Also, I'd unplug my phone, but it's wireless, and I don't know how to turn it off...and letting it die would piss off my parents.
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How about taking out batteries?
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[quote name='~King Crouton~' timestamp='1282870127' post='4569580']
Also, I'd unplug my phone, but it's wireless, and I don't know how to turn it off...and letting it die would piss off my parents.
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Treat every call from a telemarketer like a prank call.

It's much more fun. ^^
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[spoiler==3]
[Lady Gaga]
Hello, hello, baby
You called, I can't hear a thing
I have got no service
In the club, you see, see
Wha-Wha-What did you say?
Oh, you're breaking up on me
Sorry, I cannot hear you
I'm kinda busy

K-kinda busy
K-kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy

Just a second
It's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh
You should've made some plans with me
You knew that I was free
And now you wont stop calling me
I'm kinda busy

Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (Stop telephonin' me)
Im busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (I'm busy)
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (Stop telephonin' me)

Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Out in the club and I'm sippin' that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone

Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!
Out in the club and I'm sippin' that bub
And youre not gonna reach my telephone!

[Beyoncé]
Boy, the way you blowin' up my phone
Won't make me leave no faster
Put my coat on faster
Leave my girls no faster
I should've left my phone at home
'Cuz this is a disaster
Callin' like a collector
Sorry, I cannot answer

Not that I don't like you
I'm just at a party
And I am sick and tired of my phone r-ringing

[Beyoncé]
Sometimes I feel like
I live in Grand Central Station.
But tonight I'm not takin' no calls,
'Cuz Ill be dancin' (dance)
(Tonight I'm dancing)
Cause Ill be dancin' (dance)
(Tonight I'm dancing)
'Cuz I'll be dancin' (tonight I'm dancing)
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'cuz I'll be dancin'

Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor

Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna think anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor
Stop callin', stop callin'
I don't wanna talk anymore
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (Stop telephonin' me)
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (I'm busy)
I'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (Stop telephonin' me)
Stop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh (I'm busy)

Can call all you want but there's no one home
'Cuz I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone

Can call all you want but there's no one home
And you're not gonna reach my telephone
Cause I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone! (D-D-D-Darkchild)

My telephone
M-m-my telephone
'Cuz I'm out in the club and I'm sippin' that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone

My telephone
M-m-my telephone

'Cuz I'm out in the club and Im sippin' that bubb
And you're not gonna reach my telephone

We're sorry the number you have reached is not in service at this time
Please check the number, or try your call again.[/spoiler]
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