JG. Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 Yeah, so I was playing MW2 with this guy. Here's the dialouge, roughly. Him: Where ya from? Me: Denmark. Him: What state is that? Me: It's a country. Him: Well obviously it's not, because I would have heard of it, being a college student. Me: *Links to map* Him: Oh f***. *RAGEQUITS* He said he was 18 BTW. I lol'ed. Discuss idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makο Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 LOL! I got stuck with two noobs playing CTF on Reach. I don't think they knew what CTF was! Plus, I witnessed the biggest fail on Reach...ever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 Playing MW2 I watch two people boost so I message him here is the convo. Me: "So you can't win without boosting? Pretty sad bro" Him: "STFU! I can do what I want. You suck anyway, b****!" Played another match...he boosted again. I killed him =3 Me: "...........You do realize you died 7 times while boosting? You're doing it wrong." Him: "b****! Let me get a nuke, I need one." Me: "Calling me names AND asking for a favor, in the same message?" Played another match...he did surprisingly well since his boost-buddy was on his team Me: "See wasn't that nice?" Another match, a friend of mine joined midway and killed him one away from nuke. <-----I watched him get tubed *this convo was told to me by my friend not sure if it happened* Friend: "Little Fu(&er! Boost on me again and see what happens!" Him: "F U! Why did you kill me? I was one away!" Friend: "That's how you play the game, b****!" Next round was me and my friend against him and his BB....needless to say we owned. Me: "What happened? I thought you were good OWAIT" Him: "F U I just hate that course." Me: "Yeah...The Japanese said the same thing at Okinawa." The convo ended there. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madbowler Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 Playing MW2. Search and destroy in Karachi. This guy has been complaining about me sucking (im 9-2). So he tells me I can't shoot for ****, and that my quickscope skills are terrible. As the last men standing on each team, I spy him camping next to the target by the bus. I jump down, 360, and quick scope him with the intervention. While still in the air. Other players: "WHA?!!" Him: "No. No F***ing WAY! I HATE YOU!!! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL!!!" Other players actually tell him to step down. He ragequits during winning killcam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Embittered Moon Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 [size="7"][color="#FF0000"]FAIL[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 [quote name='BROOKLAN RAGE!' timestamp='1287616899' post='4721500'] [size="7"][color="#FF0000"]FAIL[/color][/size] [/quote] Spam, reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smesh Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 [quote name='Legend Zero' timestamp='1287617132' post='4721518'] Spam, reported. [/quote] Also spam. You don't need to say you reported it >.> My friend: Come on b****, don't be a lady. Guy: YOUR MOM'S A LADY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catterjune Posted October 20, 2010 Report Share Posted October 20, 2010 [quote name='Legend Zero' timestamp='1287617132' post='4721518'] Spam, reported. [/quote] No one cares. Also, mark it and shut up. On-topic: I'm not all too familiar with the way MW2 works (that's Modern Warfare 2, right? Not Mario World?) and from what little knowledge I could recall the primary way of speak is through headsets, right? How does one exchange a URL via a headset in your opinion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Zero Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 [quote name='PikaPerson01' timestamp='1287618984' post='4721604'] No one cares. Also, mark it and shut up. On-topic: I'm not all too familiar with the way MW2 works (that's Modern Warfare 2, right? Not Mario World?) and from what little knowledge I could recall the primary way of speak is through headsets, right? How does one exchange a URL via a headset in your opinion? [/quote] Way to lead by example. Friendly [x] Showing concern for forum [x] OWAIT! Anyway, you can send messages to other accounts as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catterjune Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 [quote name='Legend Zero' timestamp='1287620341' post='4721679'] Way to lead by example. Friendly [x] Showing concern for forum [x] OWAIT! Anyway, you can send messages to other accounts as well. [/quote] Ah, my apologies good sir. Enjoy your ban. [color=white]... Just kidding. =)[/color] But for the most part, saying "HEY! THIS IS SPAM! YOU'RE A SPAMMER!" isn't the best way to get a mod's attention on the subject, nor is it the best way to clear spam from a topic. Marking it is clearly the best way to go. /Food for thought Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toffee. Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 God.... I miss stupid online players. Scratch that, I miss playing Battlefront with stupid online players. ................ ......... It was so funny, they would always be like: "OMG NUB STOP SPAWN KILLING AND USING MINES!" I would just say: "Then switch spawn points, tard" And they would reply back with something similar to: "GET A LIFE NUB AND STOP CAMPING!!!1!!" Pretty funny how terrible the logic of an online noob is. Especially when they [i]want[/i] to keep repeating the same mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 [s]Must... not... post... photo... of Sara Palin... and say [/thread][/s] Yeah, I really hate noobs online too. Owait, I kinda am one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted October 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 [quote name='PikaPerson01' timestamp='1287618984' post='4721604'] No one cares. Also, mark it and shut up. On-topic: I'm not all too familiar with the way MW2 works (that's Modern Warfare 2, right? Not Mario World?) and from what little knowledge I could recall the primary way of speak is through headsets, right? How does one exchange a URL via a headset in your opinion? [/quote] Yes, it is Modern Warfare 2, but Imma think you're trolling =P But yeah, you can send text messages as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 There are certain type of idiots I actually "like". The ones who have questions and comments that you can make a joke about and laugh at. I love these people, because they're so out of it. We were learning about the Tree of Life in Biology the other day, and if you were smart, you should know this isn't an actual tree. The girl, who's the type of idiot I mentioned above, asked "Where is the Tree of Life located?" I love her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ŋ℮cԵaԻ¡Ֆდ Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 I was playing Reach with my friend at his house *doesn't have Live at home*, and this one guy kept complaining whenever I sniped him. It wasn't like I was stalking him, he kept walking directly into my sight. I finally agreed to move and assassinated him instead. /lamestory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted October 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 [quote name='Marisa Kirisame-ze' timestamp='1287640608' post='4722528'] There are certain type of idiots I actually "like". The ones who have questions and comments that you can make a joke about and laugh at. I love these people, because they're so out of it. We were learning about the Tree of Life in Biology the other day, and if you were smart, you should know this isn't an actual tree. The girl, who's the type of idiot I mentioned above, asked "Where is the Tree of Life located?" I love her. [/quote] Yeah, those kinds of idiots are awesome. The kind of idiot in my first post are awesome too, because everyone laughs when they RAGEQUIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Intentional Stupidity lets you really slip under someone's radar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 21, 2010 Report Share Posted October 21, 2010 Well, today [i][b]I[/b][/i] was the idiot. I had two tests of utmost importance today in college. I had to be there by 8am so I set my alarm for 7 so I would have time to shower and get there. Apparently, I wasn't paying attention. I set my alarm for 7[u][b]PM[/b][/u]. Guess who slept straight through both classes? This guy right here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I-dreezyAFG Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 u want idiots, look at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Amazing Avian Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 I was playing Reach at my friend's house and saw some dumbass with his back against the corner of a room. I asked him why and he said he didn't want to get assassinated. I threw a plasma grenade at him. Later on he is running around the place with a sniper screaming at people to stop moving so he can shoot them. Then another guy gets a lucky grenade kill from really freaking far away and then he starts screaming at us and raegquits. These guys are lolzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted October 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 [quote name='Doctor Delicious' timestamp='1287692259' post='4723493'] Well, today [i][b]I[/b][/i] was the idiot. I had two tests of utmost importance today in college. I had to be there by 8am so I set my alarm for 7 so I would have time to shower and get there. Apparently, I wasn't paying attention. I set my alarm for 7[u][b]PM[/b][/u]. Guess who slept straight through both classes? This guy right here. [/quote] Permission to lol myself of the chair I'm currently sitting on? Also, you should submit that to FML. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 [quote name='BROOKLAN RAGE!' timestamp='1287616899' post='4721500'] [size="7"][color="#FF0000"]I FAIL[/color][/size] [/quote] Fix'ed. OT: spider*insert four random numbers*. Why can't they just perma-ban him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted October 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 [quote name='=The End Gamer=' timestamp='1287746123' post='4725416'] Fix'ed. OT: spider*insert four random numbers*. Why can't they just perma-ban him? [/quote] spider5667 I belive. And I don't know. Although TBH, I've never seen him act stupid yet, believe it or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 [quote name='JG.' timestamp='1287728175' post='4725162'] Permission to lol myself of the chair I'm currently sitting on? Also, you should submit that to FML. [/quote] You have full permission, my friend. I mean, it was a FML situation at the time, but I e-mailed my professors and explained the situation. They've allowed me to re-schedule my testing. ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted October 22, 2010 Report Share Posted October 22, 2010 Ah, memories..... There was this little boy with a pain inducing teen voiceand fail attitude who became famous by.....uh.......who became famous and didn't know what "German" means. My role model. 8D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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