Smesh Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 I disrupt the class all the time. And it's normally funny, but the teacher doesn't like it. Ex: (class is talking) Teacher: STOP! Me: HAMMERTIME! (or) ...Collaborate and listen This one happened today: Me: (says something scientific and mind boggling about black holes) Teacher: I can't believe that! Me: I can't believe it's not butter. Sooo let's hear some of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Starrk Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 [quote name='Smesh' timestamp='1289532688' post='4778357'] I disrupt the class all the time. And it's normally funny, but the teacher doesn't like it. Ex: (class is talking) Teacher: STOP! Me: HAMMERTIME! (or) ...Collaborate and listen This one happened today: Me: (says something scientific and mind boggling about black holes) Teacher: I can't believe that! Me: I can't believe it's not butter. Sooo let's hear some of yours. [/quote] Science Teacher: We are standing on earth. Me: Technically, we are on the second floor. So, we are currently suspended in air with concrete supporting us. Science teacher: That's against many scientific rules. Me: Screw the rules I have logic. Most of my class surprisingly got it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 I usually don't disrupt class, but I have a hard time staying awake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proto Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Don't really do it too much bro. Though I do sprinkle some references whenever I'm told to speak, I'm not much of a class interruptor. Just let the teaches do what they're paid to do man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 everything i know is a lie examples: algebra class Ms. Jenson (teacher): Um i dont know... oh pi is an example of an imaginary number. Me: What! Pi isn't real! everything i know is a lie! Ms. Jenson: *facepalm* No no, um negative numbers aren' real numbers. Me: not negatives to! Why are we even learning all these lies! I blame the government. and there are others i just can't remember them now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anbu-of-Sand Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 In Math class, when your teacher would tell us to give him a number, we would either tell him some random Cell Number or say 69. It usually makes the class laugh for a good 5 minutes, and sometimes the teacher, no matter how many times we use the joke just to waste time. Oh, and we also have this substitute teacher who has one of the funniest Asian Accents. We always try to convince her to tell us a joke if we work really hard and whatnot. When she does tell the joke, we don't care if it's funny or not, we just love the Accent and it waste time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 [quote name='Zimiri of the Muse' timestamp='1289535273' post='4778447'] everything i know is a lie examples: algebra class Ms. Jenson (teacher): Um i dont know... oh pi is an example of an imaginary number. Me: What! Pi isn't real! everything i know is a lie! Ms. Jenson: *facepalm* No no, um negative numbers aren' real numbers. Me: not negatives to! Why are we even learning all these lies! I blame the government. and there are others i just can't remember them now. [/quote] Jenson thinks pi is imaginary and negative numbers aren't real? She is not qualified to teach mathematics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 My music teacher says something about how he's so awesome in the world of music. I suppose it's true, but we all hate him so we all call him "Vainglory". Since he's Chrisitan he gets mad, and while we say nothing else the class falls apart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uchiha Sasuke XII Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 Maths Teacher: Where's my ruler? Me: Somewhere on Earth, Miss. She gave me 5 minutes detention during recess. There were many more shorts, but this is what I can recall for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Innovation Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 There were those times the teachers ass-whooped my pals. Miss: JOHNATHAN WHERE'S YOUR HOMEWORK? John: I forgot it. Miss: It's the third time, after-school detention! John: But Miss, I really respect you. Miss: I don't. OH SHNAPPP John: Nice haircut Miss. Miss: Shut up. SHNAPPLES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Final Messenger Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 A conversation between my friend Chad writing a story for LA, and my LA teacher My Buddy Chad: Mr. P can I put Muslims in my story? Mr.Pollio:*sarcastically* okay, but when someone brings a gun to school, you're going out in the hall Chad: Oh............. Can I have [i]terrorists[/i] in my story? Needless to say he got detention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FTW (For The Wynn) Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 [quote name='The Final Messenger' timestamp='1289574046' post='4778858'] A conversation between my friend Chad writing a story for LA, and my LA teacher My Buddy Chad: Mr. P can I put Muslims in my story? Mr.Pollio:*sarcastically* okay, but when someone brings a gun to school, you're going out in the hall Chad: Oh............. Can I have [i]terrorists[/i] in my story? Needless to say he got detention [/quote] I don't know whether to call that funny or sad...I did laugh but I thought "Wow..." as well. Well, it doesn't help that so many people I know as well believe Muslim = Terrorist when it definitely doesn't. Anyway, I usually behaved in class but if I think of a good interruption that I or someone else did I'll tell it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 [quote name='Smesh' timestamp='1289532688' post='4778357'] I disrupt the class all the time. And it's normally funny, but the teacher doesn't like it.[/quote] Obviously the teacher wouldn't like it, because you're interrupting him/her from doing their job. Just let the teach to his/her job and actually pay attention? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icy Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 I have never disrupted class... Intentionally. Any case that it was, was an emergency and understood. Like Panic Attacks, Nose Bleeds, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catterjune Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 "The properties of conductors in electrostatic equilibrium are; The electric field is equal to zero everywhere inside the conductor, whether the conductor is solid or hollow. If an isolated conductor carries a charge, the charge resides on its surface. The electric field just outside a charged conductor is perpendicular to the surface and has a magnitude equal to the local surface charge density divided by the permittivity of free space. And lastly, on an irregularly shaped conductor, the surface charge density is greatest at locations where the radius of curvature is the smallest. Any questions? Yes, Mina?" *best Patrick impression* "IS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRUMENT!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
аlex Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 I don't have "class" per say, I went for a Football scholarship... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icy Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 [quote name='.Afroman' timestamp='1289588803' post='4779199'] I don't have "class" per say, I went for a Football scholarship... [/quote] You still NEED basic classes from what I understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
аlex Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 [quote name='JoshIcy' timestamp='1289589889' post='4779236'] You still NEED basic classes from what I understand. [/quote] You do, but I can't be asked to go into the detail of what I do in classes I hardly attend... P: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icy Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 [quote name='.Afroman' timestamp='1289589962' post='4779239'] You do, but I can't be asked to go into the detail of what I do in classes I hardly attend... P: [/quote] And what will happen when you break the terms of your Scholarship from not attending? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
аlex Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 [quote name='JoshIcy' timestamp='1289590555' post='4779262'] And what will happen when you break the terms of your Scholarship from not attending? [/quote] .-. you have a point there, they've already brought it up with me, it's a touchy subject with a lot of history backed up to it. Bottom line, I'm making the effort to attend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Î’yakuya Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 In science class, everyone says random things and even though the teacher can;t tolerate it, he tries to talk over them. I don't like disrupting the class often. People often yell dick or vagina and yet he gives out multiple detentions a day. So: "REEEEEEDDD ROOBBBIN" Everyone: "Yuuummmm" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catterjune Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 [quote name='JoshIcy' timestamp='1289590555' post='4779262'] And what will happen when you break the terms of your Scholarship from not attending? [/quote] Lol @ attending. Attendance doesn't matter in college. All you need to do is show up the day of quizzes, midterms, finals, and hand in the homework and most of the professors won't give a damn whether you show up or not. I say "MOST", because there are still some classes where teachers would prefer you show up everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted November 12, 2010 Report Share Posted November 12, 2010 I don't disrupt the class, but I tend to fall asleep in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Resistance- Posted November 13, 2010 Report Share Posted November 13, 2010 Math teacher: (Writing on the board) Me: (Racing a friend to see who wins first) Math teacher: (Still writing on the board) Me and my friend: Finish in a tie,but i thought i finished first so i got over excited and i got up from my chair and said, "Yea b*tch! NOW WHAT!" Math teacher: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shalltear Bloodfallen Posted November 14, 2010 Report Share Posted November 14, 2010 I usualy behave in class and do not disrurpt the teacher. Unfortunately, About 75% of my class is completely different. They all try to disrupt the class, mostly AT THE SAME TIME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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